1. “I don’t have a girlfriend/Wife”.
oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do.

2. “I’m not drunk”.
Dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from
here. Give us a break!

3. “I’m not looking for a relationship right now”.
Translation: “I’m not looking for a relationship with
YOU right now.”
That’s OK. We’re on to the next one

4. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
If the most common lie women tell is, “I’m fine,” the
male version is, “I don’t want to talk about it.” Yes,
you do. In fact, you already are.

5. “I’m not interested in you just for the s3x.”
I see. We should probably do stuff other than, you
know, have s3x. If that’s the case.

6. “I always wear a condom.”
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I’m dating Leonardo Di
caprio and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. “I’m leaving her for you.”
Quit talking about it and do it already.

8. “I’ll call you.”
Oh! really?

9. “I don’t think she’s that pretty.”
We love it when you lie like this. Tell this lie all the
time. This lie is good.

10. “I don’t watch p*rn.”
No way! Me neither! P*rn is terrible!

oya guys come and deny...

date360hq..com/2015/05/top-10-lies-men-tell-must read.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

@OP u got me on this one. "im guilty of numba 5,6,7, and 8.

hahaha......not true all

how about "i dont wankk"?

11. These hoes aren't loyal. Okay, dude. Then you probably should get a machete. Right?

Lol.

ronald4lif:
1, 3, 5 and 7

God don catch u.

These lies are lies.

Ooops, see English ni.

Lolz

Twaci:
God don catch u.

Hehe! I was only pointing out the most notable lies guys normally tell among the highlighted points, not a personal reference. I'm guiltless.

Shii isn't making sense jooor,why this section so boring of late.

ronald4lif:


Hehe! I was only pointing out the most notable lies guys normally tell among the highlighted points, not a personal reference. I'm guiltless.

Haha! Na only one tin I talk . Didn't even call ur name!

Guilty conscience!

Isoni:
1. “I don’t have a girlfriend/Wife”.
oh yeah? Well you sure look like you do.

2. “I’m not drunk”.
Dude, we can smell the stench on your breath from
here. Give us a break!

3. “I’m not looking for a relationship right now”.
Translation: “I’m not looking for a relationship with
YOU right now.”
That’s OK. We’re on to the next one

4. “I don’t want to talk about it.”
If the most common lie women tell is, “I’m fine,” the
male version is, “I don’t want to talk about it.” Yes,
you do. In fact, you already are.

5. “I’m not interested in you just for the s3x.”
I see. We should probably do stuff other than, you
know, have s3x. If that’s the case.

6. “I always wear a condom.”
Also, Santa Claus is real. And I’m dating Leonardo Di
caprio and Justin bieber is my BFF

7. “I’m leaving her for you.”
Quit talking about it and do it already.

8. “I’ll call you.”
Oh! really?

9. “I don’t think she’s that pretty.”
We love it when you lie like this. Tell this lie all the
time. This lie is good.

10. “I don’t watch p*rn.”
No way! Me neither! P*rn is terrible!

oya guys come and deny...

date360hq..com/2015/05/top-10-lies-men-tell-must read.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

1. Must I have a girlfriend? Can't a guy be in between relationships, can't I just decide to be alone?
2. Ehee, I just took some bottles of alcohol, it doesn't mean I'm drunk.
3. Is that even a lie? I'm sincere enough to tell you not to expect a relationship from me.
4. Sometimes we men just don't want to talk about something, though you can make us change our mind. I don't see any lie in it.
5. Well, I can be interested in so many things, like watching tv with you, tv can be showing porn. *winks*
6. Please, who doesn't use condom these days? OYO is their case o.
7. That is ridiculous, I don't say that shii.
8. No be guys de call women b4? See me see wahala o
9. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder and there's more to beauty than meets the eyes.
10. Meeeehn, me I de watch o.

Twaci:
Haha! Na only one tin I talk . Didn't even call ur name!

Guilty conscience!

Hehe! *covers face*

Your previous annotation could be inferred as an admission or culpability to the points I singled out.

Choi but e be like I don fall for a trap sha. *covers face again*.

ronald4lif:


Hehe! *covers face*

Your previous annotation could be inferred as an admission or culpability to the points I singled out.

Choi but e be like I don fall for a trap sha. *covers face again*.

Don't dear. Its cool joor!

Kingkekan and asumo12, oya, yew two should come and confess

That number 5 and 10 sha

eye opener hmm

I don't lie Bimbo ooooo!


Na OP sabi lie like this nah!

Beamborla:
Kingkekan and asumo12, oya, yew two should come and confess

asumo12:
I DON'T LIE Bimbo ooooo!


Na OP sabi lie like this nah!

yeah! You don't

U fine!

Beamborla:

yeah! You don't

asumo12:
U fine!

Lolz! Wetin you find go there?

Thanchuu

Errrrm

I don't even know self!

But make we no lie!

Beamborla:

Lolz! Wetin you find go there?

Thanchuu

U fine!


Nor be lie!
HearAm


Keep it up. Gimme that bag nah?

asumo12:
Errrrm
I don't even know self!
But make we no lie!
U fine!
Nor be lie!
HearAm
Keep it up. Gimme that bag nah?

Come collect am na
Bag wey I borrow pose...Ole!

she is my ex, big lie una still dey date

Borrow borrow e nor good o buy ur own oo e go better!!!

Beamborla:

Come collect am na
Bag wey I borrow pose...Ole!

"I earn a 6figure salary" tops it all

asumo12:
Borrow borrow e nor good o buy ur own oo e go better!!!

Leave am.
Thank you...at least I see to borrow

How your BROOMSTICK nah?

Beamborla:

Leave am.
Thank you...at least I see to borrow

asumo12:
How your BROOMSTICK nah?

My wings still dey intact