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See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:26pm On May 31, 2015 |
Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and as peter was going out he returns and says,"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike a luck there too." The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as Peter was leaving again he turns back and says "Give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move. During dinner,peter sat with his girlfriend on d left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him. When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer."Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all u've given us". 10minutes after, peter was still praying "Thank you Lord for your kindness. ...." Ten minutes go by, and peter is still praying, keeping his head down, very close to d table. They all looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was even more surprised than others. She gets close to him and whispered, "I didn't know u r so religious."Peter with his head still on d table replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!" 3 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:31pm On May 31, 2015 |
PLS PAL IF U WERE A LAWYER ND THIS
CASE COMES TO U TO SETTLE.
A GOAT AND A FOWL WHO WERE BEST
FRIENDS WAS WALKING ON THE ROAD
SUDDENLY A GUY DROVE AND SPLASH
DEM WATER,,THE FOWL SHOUTED....IDIO
T SEE HOW U PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE GOATS
AND THE GOAT SAID DNT MIND THEM DIS
IS HW THEY DIE LIKE FOWL,,,,AND START
FIGHT SO PALS WHO IS GUILTY AND
WHO CAUSED THE FIGHTING? 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:34pm On May 31, 2015 |
CONVERSATION BETWEEN LOVERS
Girl:I feel jealous whenever other ladies are
looking at you
Boy:Don't be jealous baby
Girl:Why?
Boy:Because you have something they don't
have!"
Girl:What is that i have that they don't have?"
Boy:My Heart!
Girl:*smiles* Promise me you won't love
another
Boy:I can't
Girl:So there's someone else?"
*sobs*
Boy:Yes! She will look exactly like you,but
more younger than you and will call you
mummy
Girl:Wow!
Boy:Yes! My Angel....Only you owns my heart
forever
Girl:I love you darling!
Boy:I love you too baby...you will be my wife
and I will never cheat on you..
**Do Such Men Exist??
A.Hell No
B.Maybe
C.Yes
Please Be Sincere! NVERSATION BETWEEN LOVERS
Girl:I feel jealous whenever other ladies are
looking at you
Boy:Don't be jealous baby
Girl:Why?
Boy:Because you have something they don't
have!"
Girl:What is that i have that they don't have?"
Boy:My Heart!
Girl:*smiles* Promise me you won't love
another
Boy:I can't
Girl:So there's someone else?"
*sobs*
Boy:Yes! She will look exactly like you,but
more younger than you and will call you
mummy
Girl:Wow!
Boy:Yes! My Angel....Only you owns my heart
forever
Girl:I love you darling!
Boy:I love you too baby...you will be my wife
and I will never cheat on you..
**Do Such Men Exist??
A.Hell No
B.Maybe
C.Yes
Please Be Sincere! |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:38pm On May 31, 2015 |
Mising Jonathan already..
Now that Buhari has won,
will Buhari's wife make Nigerians laugh and
forget their sorrows like First Lady Dame Faka
Patience Jonathan.does?
This woman has increased the life span of an
average Nigerian.
Few example of her "Award Winning
Speeches"includes;
1-Nigeria is a great CONTINENT.
2-My husband jonathan and sambo IS good
people.
3-I rather KILL myself than commit SUICIDE.
4-my fellow widows
5-my fellow womens
6-I travelled to Abroad to Rest in Peace.
7-my husband is the best COUPLE on Earth.
8-The Doctors are RESPONDING to treatment
9-For those who said i SPEECH bad English,i
left them for God.
10-Ojukwu is dead,but his manhood still lives
on.
11-Na only you waka come?
12-chei! chei!! chei!!! This blood we are
sharing"
13-diaris god o.
14-on behalf of N2million i donate my family.
15-To all those who think Goodluck jonathan
has failed,i have a question for you,when a
child fails an exam,isn't the child supposed to
be repeated?
Lets repeat Goodluck jonathan.
16-Nyeson wike is the younger brother of my
husband,This man i have tasted him and he is
very sweet.support him |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:41pm On May 31, 2015 |
See the work of pixart 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:44pm On May 31, 2015 |
WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALLY
STRESSFUL.
Wife: which teams are playing? Husband:
Arsenal vs
Manchester United
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband:
that's a good team...
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these
teams...
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain...
Wife : okay but they look the same...what's
that
yellow card for? Husband: its a warning to the
player... After few minutes Rooney scores for
Manchester United....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain who has scored? Husband:
[calmly] no
its Rooney for Manchester
United...!!
Wife: [furious] how? it should be arsenal who
should
have scored!! Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for? Husband :
[bored]
that means the player should go out of the
pitch for
misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband:
[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights:
yellow=warning; red=danger. Husband: exactly
darling... Wife: what about the green card?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a
field of
play....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup...
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like
Mr.
Bean?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach
....Arsene
Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach
is
Manchest Wenger?
Husband: .... [changes the channel] 6 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 6:17pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
kes
THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE UGLY
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more
kids Bad: You can't find your birth control
pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad:
You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them
Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad:
He's a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better
than you
Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's
involved with the woman next door Ugly: So
are you
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your
daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly:
With corrections
Good: You wife's not talking to you Bad: She
wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer
Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing
fatigues and carrying an AK47 Ugly: You gave
him nothing for Christmas
Good: You're daughter got a new job Bad: As
a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best
clients Way ugly: She makes more money than
you do
Good: You're son is dating someone new Bad:
It's another man Ugly: He's you're best friend
Good: You're wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 6:23pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for
the cockpit crew to show up so they can get
under way.
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the
rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the
cockpit through the center aisle.
Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a
white cane, bumping into passengers right and
left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the
co-pilot is using a guide dog.
Both have their eyes covered with huge
sunglasses.
At first the passengers do not react; thinking
that it must be some sort of practical joke.
However, after a few minutes the engines start
spooling up and the airplane starts moving
down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some
uneasiness, whispering among themselves and
looking desperately to the stewardesses for
reassurance.
Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly
and people begin panicking.
Some passengers are praying, and as the
plane gets closer and closer to the end of the
runway, the voices are becoming more and
more hysterical.
Finally, when the airplane has less than 20
feet of runway left, there is a sudden change
in the pitch of the shouts as everyone
screams at once, and at the very last moment
the airplane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh
of relief and turns to the Captain: "You know,
one of these days, they're going to scream too
late, and we're gonna get killed!" 3 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by Nobody: 7:53pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
garlicrey:The driver that splash the water on them |
Re: See Gobe by Nobody: 8:03pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 8:58pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
WARDROBE REQUEST
One day, a girl called her boyfriend from
school and this is how the conversation
went...
GIRL:Hello sweetheart.
BOYFRIEND: Hello baby. How you doing?
GIRL: I'm good. I just want to make a request.
BOYFRIEND: Ok, go on.
GIRLFRIEND: All my wears are getting tight
and outdated. I need to change my wardrobe.
Can you help me?
BOYFRIEND: No problem. l will send a
carpenter to your school to do it for you." |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 9:20pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
Between The Legs
A four year old girl walks in while her father is
dressing in the bedroom. She looks at his
privates and points at his and ask, "Dad!
What's that thing between your legs?"
The dad replies, "I don't know."
She goes to the kitchen and finds her mom,
"Mom. What's that long thing between dad's
legs?"
Her mom instead of explaining things to her,
replies, "I don't know."
A week later, when her mom was coming
home from work, the little girl ran to her and
says, "Mom! You refuse to tell me the name of
that thing between dad's legs. I have finally
figured it out myself. It's a toothbrush!"
The mom laughs, then ask, "How do you know
that?"
The little girl explains, "When I came back
from school this morning, I saw aunty Nana
(the Maid) kneeling in front of dad, brushing
her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure
enough, there was toothpaste all over her
mouth."
The mum fainted! |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 9:22pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
Do Not Steal
Akpos' mother thoroughly beats his son for
stealing. She asked, "Do you know where your
stealing will lead you?"
"Akpos Replied, "Yes. The National Assembly 1 Like |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 9:25pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
A man is going on a tour of a factory that
produces various latex products. At the first
stop, he is shown the machine that
manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the
mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound
is the needle poking a hole in the end of the
nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory
where condoms are manufactured. The
machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop"
noise.
"Wait a minute!" says the man. "I understand
what the 'hiss,hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop'
every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle
nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a
hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
exclaims the man"
The guide answers, "Yeah, but it's great for
the baby-bottle nipple business!" |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 9:25pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
A man is going on a tour of a factory that
produces various latex products. At the first
stop, he is shown the machine that
manufactures baby-bottle nipples.
The machine makes a loud "hiss-pop" noise.
"The hiss is the rubber being injected into the
mold," explains the guide. "The popping sound
is the needle poking a hole in the end of the
nipple."
Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory
where condoms are manufactured. The
machine makes a "Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop"
noise.
"Wait a minute!" says the man. "I understand
what the 'hiss,hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop'
every so often?"
"Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle
nipple machine," says the guide. "It pokes a
hole in every fourth condom."
"Well, that can't be good for the condoms!"
exclaims the man"
The guide answers, "Yeah, but it's great for
the baby-bottle nipple business!" |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 9:26pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The
driver says "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've
ever seen!" The woman moves to the rear of
the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to
Akpos who was next to her in the bus, "the
driver just insulted me."
Akpos says "You go up there and give that
stupid driver a big slap. Go on madam, I'll
help you hold your monkey." 2 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 9:29pm On Jun 01, 2015 |
I''l need you to answer the questions below...
[1] Can one cry under water?
[2] Do fish ever get thirsty?
[3] Why don't birds fall off from trees when
they are asleep?
[4] Why is a house called building when it is
already built?
[5] When they say that dog food is new and
improved, who tasted it?
[6] If money doesn't grow on trees, why do
banks have branches?
[7] Why doesn't glue stick to it's bottle?
[8] I love you is not a question, why does it
require an answer? 2 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:05pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
One day, a certain Arab man walked into a
bar. As soon as he entered, he noticed a
Jewish man sitting in the corner. So the Arab
man walked over to the counter, removed his
wallet and shouted, "Bar man! I am buying
free drinks for everyone in this bar, except for
that Jew man over there!"
So the bar man collected the money from the
Arab man and began serving free drinks to
everyone in the bar, except to the Jewish man.
However, instead of becoming upset, the
Jewish man simply looked up at the Arab man
and shouted, "Thank you!"
This infuriated the Arab man. So once again,
the Arab man took out his wallet and shouted,
"Bar man! This time I am buying free drinks
and food for everyone in this bar, except for
that Jew man sitting in the corner over there!"
So the bar man collected the money from the
Arab man and began serving free food and
drinks to everyone in the bar. When the bar
man finished serving the food and drinks,
once again, instead of becoming angry, the
Jewish man simply smiled at the Arab man
and shouted, "Thank you!"
This made the Arab man furious. So he leaned
over on the counter and said, "What is wrong
with that Jew? I have bought food and drinks
for everyone in this bar except for him, but
instead of becoming angry, he just sits there
and smiles at me and shouts, 'Thank you.' Is
he mad?"
The bar man smiled at the Arab man and
said, "No, he is not mad. He is the owner of
this bar." 2 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:09pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
ape Case II
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape.
In court, his lady lawyer holds his d**k out as
evidence saying, "Your honour! See this, can
he rape with this tiny tot?"
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose
the case!" |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:11pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
OFFICER EAZY: What is your name?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: Meaning?
AKPOS: Michael Peter sir.
OFFICER EAZY: Your father's name?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: What does that mean?
AKPOS: Moses Peter sir.
OFFICER EAZY: Your native place?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: Dose that mean Makurdi
Purum?
AKPOS: No, Minna Port sir.
OFFICER EAZY: What is your qualification?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: (Angry) What does that mean
again?!
AKPOS: Medical Physiology.
OFFICER EAZY: So why do you need a job?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: (Feeling very frustrated)
Meaning?
AKPOS: Money Problem sir.
OFFICER EAZY: What is your personality?
AKPOS: M.P sir.
OFFICER EAZY: (Tired of Akpos antics now)
Would you explain yourself and stop wasting
my time?
AKPOS: Melancholic Personality.
OFFICER EAZY: I see. I will get back to you.
AKPOS: Sir, how's my M.P?
OFFICER EAZY: And what's that again?
AKPOS: My Performance sir.
OFFICER EAZY: M.P.
AKPOS: What's that?
OFFICER EAZY: Mental Problematic! |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:15pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
A magician was working on a cruise ship in
the Caribbean. The audience was different
each week so he did same tricks over and
over.
The problem was, the captain's parrot saw all
the shows and began to understand how the
magician did every trick.
He started shouting in the middle of the show,
''Look, it's not the same hat. Look, he's hiding
the flowers under the table. Hey, why are all
the cards the ace of spades?...''
The magician was furious but, as it was the
captain's parrot, he could do nothing.
Then one day the ship sank and the magician
found himself floating on a piece of wood with
the parrot. They glared at each other but said
nothing.
Finally, after a week, the parrot said, ''OK, I
give up. Where's the boat?'' |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:17pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
long Life
Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live
until I am ninety?"
Doctor: "How old are you now?"
Patient: "40"
Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke,
womanise or do you have any other vice?"
Patient: "No. I don’t drink. I don’t gamble. I
don’t smoke. I don't womanise. I have no
vice."
Doctor: "Then why do you want to live for
another fifty years?" |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:19pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Football In Heaven
There were two old guys, Akpos and Emeka,
sitting on a bench outside Emeka's house and
talking about football, just like they did every
day. Akpos turns to Emeka and says, "Do you
think there's football in heaven?"
Emeka thinks about it for a minute and
replies, "I dunno, Akpos. But let's make a deal:
If I die first, I will come back and tell you, and
if you die first, you come back and tell me, if
there is football in heaven."
They shake on it and, sadly, a few months
later poor Akpos passes on.
One day soon afterward, Emeka is sitting on
the bench by himself when he hears a voice
whisper, "Emeka... Emeka...."
Emeka responds, "Akpos! Is that you?"
"Yes it is me, Emeka," whispers the spirit of
Akpos.
Emeka, still amazed, asks, "So, is there
football in heaven?"
"Well," says Akpos, "I got good news and I got
bad news."
"Give me the good news first," says Emeka.
Akpos says, "Well... there is football in
heaven."
Akpos sighs and whispers, "But you're playing
on Friday." |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:22pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Do You Want To Go To Heaven
Father Murphy goes into a local bar in Lagos
and approaches the first man he sees. "Do
you want to go to Heaven?" he asks.
The man says, "Indeed I do, Father." "Then for
God's sake," commands the priest, "leave this
pub right now."
He then goes to the next man, "Do you want
to go to Heaven, my son?"
And the man answers, "Yes Father, indeed I
want to do that very thing."
"Then ye must get out of this pub right now!"
orders the priest.
Father Murphy continues this throughout the
pub until he comes to the last man. "Do you
want to go to Heaven, man?!" exhorts the
priest.
The man looks at his half-full beer, turns,
looks at Father Murphy and says, "No, I
don't,Father."
"You mean to tell me, young man, that when
you die, you don't want to go to Heaven?"
asks the priest incredulously.
"Oh, well, when I die, yes Father, I certainly do.
I thought you were getting a group together to
go right now!" |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 1:28pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
An old lady was standing at the railing of the
cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it
would not blow away in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be
forward but did you know that your dress is
blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my
hands to hold onto this hat."
"But madam, you must know that you are not
wearing any panties and your privates are
exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down, then back up at the
man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down
there is 85 year-old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!" |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 6:02pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
CHINESE SEX
A Chinese man took a prostitute to his home
and they started having sex.
Once he was done, he jumped out of the bed,
ran to the window, took a deep breath then
went under the bed and came out through the
other side and started having sex with the girl
again.
When he finished the second time, he jumped
off the bed went to the window, took a deep
breath, went under the bed and came out from
the other side then started having sex again.
He did these until the 8th time. The girl was
really impressed by his stamina.
After the 10th round, she decided to try it for
herself. So she jumped off the bed, went to
the window, took a deep breath, went under
the bed and saw TEN more Chinese men
unclad 2 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 6:26pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
make una comment na ..... 1 Like |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 6:30pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Akpos went to the doctor concerning an
ailment he had. The following conversation
took place between them:
AKPOS: Please don't laugh at me when I
reveal my ailment.
DOCTOR: Of course I won't laugh! I have been
in this profession for 30 years now and I have
never laughed at a patient no matter the
ailment.
AKPOS: OK then.
Akpos proceeded to drop his trousers and
boxer, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor
had ever seen which was no bigger than a biro
cover.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started
giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten
minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I
don't know what came over me. On my honour
as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it
won't happen again. Now, what seems to be
the problem? Do you want a penis
enlargement?"
Akpos replied, "No, my penis is swollen." 2 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 11:30pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
ust a little something to keep in mind...
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall
to see the farmer and his wife open a
package.
"What food might this contain?" The mouse
wondered - he was devastated to discover it
was a mousetrap.
Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse
proclaimed the warning: "There is a mousetrap
in the house! There is a mousetrap in the
house!"
The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her
head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a
grave concern to you, but it is of no
consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by
it."
The mouse turned to the pig and told him,
"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a
mousetrap in the house!"
The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very
sorry Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do
about it but pray. Be assured you are in my
prayers."
The mouse turned to the cow and said "There
is a mousetrap in the house! There is a
mousetrap in the house!"
The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for
you, but it's no skin off my nose."
So, the mouse returned to the house, head
down and dejected, to face the farmer's
mousetrap alone.
That very night a sound was heard throughout
the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap
catching its prey.
The farmer's wife rushed to see what was
caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was
a venomous snake whose tail the trap had
caught.
The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer
rushed her to the hospital, and she returned
home with a fever. Everyone knows you treat a
fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer
took his hatchet to the farmyard for the
soup's main ingredient.
But his wife's sickness continued, so friends
and neighbors came to sit with her around the
clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the
pig.
The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.
So many people came for her funeral, the
farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide
enough meat for all of them.
The mouse looked upon it all from his crack
in the wall with great sadness. |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 8:01am On Jun 03, 2015 |
AN HOUR OF GREAT SEX
Kwame was talking to his friend at the bar,
and he said, “I don’t have a clue what to get
my wife for her birthday – she has everything,
and besides, she can afford to buy anything
she wants, so I’m confused.”
His buddy said, “I have an idea – why don’t
you make up a letter saying she can have an
hour of great sex, any way she wants it –
she’ll probably be thrilled.”
So that’s what Kwame did.
The next day at the bar, his buddy asked,
“Well? Did you take my suggestion?”
“Yes, I did,” said Kwame.
“Did she like it?” His buddy asked.
“Oh yes! she jumped up, thanked me, kissed
me on the forehead and ran out the door,
yelling “I’ll be back in an hour!” 2 Likes |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 8:03am On Jun 03, 2015 |
ENGINE FAILURE
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Lagos to
Nairobi, the captain announced, "Ladies and
gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.
There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will
take an hour longer than scheduled, but we
still have three engines left."
Thirty minutes later the captain announced,
"One more engine has failed and the flight will
take an additional two hours. But don't
worry... we can fly just fine on two engines."
An hour later the captain announced, "One
more engine has failed and our arrival will be
delayed another three hours. But don't worry...
we still have one engine left."
Akpos turned to the man in the next seat and
remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll
be up here all day!" http:///1BIc9u4 |
Re: See Gobe by garlicrey(m): 11:07am On Jun 03, 2015 |
Hi, a very dangerous snake that
has astonished
the scientists in the whole
world has been
discovered today in the
morning according to
BBC News...the strang snake
that keeps on
increasing 0.5 centimetre every
second and if in
any case it touches any part of
its body using
its own body, it dies
immediately. This is the
worlds most dangerous and
poisonous
snake..and this type of snake is
available only
in Nokia torchlight Mobile
phones under games
option.. snake Xenzia..Thanks
for reading this
very very Carefully... 1 Like |
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