ITS the PROGRESSIVE JOKERS ASSOCIATION OF NAIRALAND (PROJAN) again.
We are launching our official bar, as we run this section.
Over here unlike Jackpot's bar, we serve all kinds of drinks, food, nite club, we have a brothel built inside as well.You can smoke here, unlike in jackpot's bar.
Everybody is welcome in our bar, PROJANERS and even Npjc members.
we have pretty waitresses such as vicky and prettieebony and star comedians like Larride and Mormoni.
Of course the president himself, bunmioguns is in here for the launch. . .
to every one .. .
Lagusta, xymc, mormoni, ryda, dopejemi, bolukas, bushy, guapo, bunmi, larride, suto, homar, eke, boobqee, efulefu, new bin, mogul the animal, dani, jackpot "herself", pretty, asaba man, all newbies, all oldies, the PROJAN bar is opening, 1, 2, 3. . .. .cut the tape

up PROJAN

..

*clears throat* by the power confide in me by Professor Bin Gbagbo. . . I, the JOKES PRESIDENT hereby declare this bar open today 27th, Oct. 2012. . . .. .

bunmioguns: *clears throat* by the power confide in me by Professor Bin Gbagbo. . . I, the JOKES PRESIDENT hereby declare this bar open today 27th, Oct. 2012. . . .. .

hip hip hip hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!



*pops champagne with the crew *

The Prime Minister Greet thee






Please give me 4 hot chic with different multi-coloured as.s

Bingba gbo in the bar!


Enjoy

Larride And Slimchi2k2


Enjoy

larride: The Prime Minister Greet thee






Please give me 4 hot chic with different multi-coloured as.s

*grants him the hot chics and lights his cigar for him*

abeg mey i go?

BunmiOguns

Enjoy

Engrfuckerman man laughing at Bin


sorry bin!

MOGUL.O:
BunmiOguns

Enjoy

obunna collins, dont let me expose you. .

bin gbagbo:

*grants him the hot chics and lights his cigar for him*

abeg mey i go?

No, i need 10 bottles of alomo bitters to get started.

larride:



No, i need 10 bottles of alomo bitters to get started.

* fainting gradually at the bar. . . *

bin gbagbo:




* fainting gradually at the bar. . . *

Bar-man, what is the problem??

larride:

Bar-man, what is the problem??

abeg i wan shit. . . i dey come

Viewing this board: netharam, dani1luv and 60 guest(s) jokes section is dead

*spots Mogulo from afar nd quicly went to close the bar door*. .see wetin dis bush Mogulo dey wear come our lovely bar. . . .





Bush Pig

^^^

hey, lock the doors and the windows

*shouts:Bartender*, If there is any many plenty henny in the back, full ghana-must-go then bring for me.
*reclining at my table waiting*

Valiantvaliant: *shouts:Bartender*, If there is any many plenty henny in the back, full ghana-must-go then bring for me.
*reclining at my table waiting*

how much?

bin gbagbo:



how much?

N65,000 own

Valiantvaliant: N65,000 own

ok, please kindly wait for just 3 hours, i will be right back. . .

. . .*going to poo*

im hungry bin did u hav fried rice with meat and vegetables.
dont tell me u are goin to poo now or u tell my vicky to serve me

slimchi2k2: im hungry bin did u hav fried rice with meat and vegetables.
dont tell me u are goin to poo now or u tell my vicky to serve me

*brings him a bowl of eba and egwusi with fried agama lizard*

u this guy we kill me wit laf,
pls prof dis's nt wat i order,i dnt want to die young

bin, give me a bottle of fried rice with fowl and 3 plates of beer, before it starts

OMG see chilling am sleeping in this bar tonight. Bishop Bin count my tithe and offering out of your expected IGR tomorrow.

. .*staggers in the bar with ponche's bottle in his hand, yells out * abeg why is dis DJ jst playing tonto dikeh 'get hi' since. . . We don get high nw. . *moves closer to dj*. . Oya change am to 'itz ova' make everybody dey go home

*legs still shaking with cigarette in his hand * dj *belching*...play shomething by rash kimono and if i hear toto dikeh muzicky ,i'll pershonally call zhTF from maiduguri....*staggers towards the toilet opens the door*..shit men, una no dey wash una toilet?....*peess on his trouser and faints*....

Where dat foolish bar man,if u no give my change eh