Now that I am feeling like Baba may appoint me as the Minister of Women's affairs, I feel it necessary to as well declare my assets l now.

I have a few clothes that are not as expensive as Iweala's Headgear.

I have a few shoes that are not as good as Jonathan's but gotten honorably.

I live in a rented apartment that is not as expensive as Cecilia Ibru's toilet but it's quite comfortable.

I have a bicycle with a natural air conditioning more honorable than Stella's extravagant fleet of cars.

I have only one active Bank account in Nigeria with XYZ thousands of Naira but, every penny acquired legitimately except from the compulsory unwanted weed of interest that I closely monitor and dispose regularly.

And finally I have a Facebook account with over 1000 adorable friends that I am thinking of auctioning pretty soon.

Chai! I almost forgot to add I have only 1 Ajoke with so much trouble less than Patience.

Also, I would like all my FB friends to declare their assets on the comment thread as well. I may have to appoint at least 100 of you as my PA. You all sabi say women wahala plenty and requires a lot of manpower.

Sq
Signed: oko Ajoke 2B


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how about your girl friend?
are you not going to declare if you have one