1. Guys are like…..Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

2. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed guy? His wife is good at picking out clothes.

3. Why did God create guys first?
Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species.

4. What is the difference between guys and women? A woman wants one guy to satisfy her every need. A guy wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

5.What’s the smartest thing a guy can say? “My wife says….”

6. Guys are like…..Vacations. They never seem to be long enough.

7. Guys are like…..Cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

8. Guys are like…..rainstorms.
You never know when he’s coming, or how long he will last.

9. What’s a man’s idea of pre-intimacy? A half hour of begging.

10. Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like
to have dinner with.

11. What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence? A widower.

12. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They’re married.

13. Men are like…..Lawn Mowers. If you’re not pushing one around, then you’re riding it.

Lol I dislike number 5

Cutehector:
Lol I dislike number 5

i concur.
Well i go 2 singles' bars but my relationship status aint 'single'.

misssclassy:
That no 1 applies more to ladies.

perhaps after puberty

Chai so much flaws
Misssclassy abeg point dem out .. Majority is false ..

Cutehector:
Lol I dislike number 5

Lolz! I'm not surprise

Girls really have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart,they can get it by being dumb.They are governed by curves of emotions,while men are governed by lines of intellect.

In the beginning, God created the earth and
rested. Then
God created Man and rested. Then God
created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

@ no. 3 God is perfect and so the first shows the true works of his perfection.

1, 2, 5,6,9 11,12

I give u number 7 , u might b writing from experience

But the rest im afraid is false ..

Jenny1010:


Lolz! I'm not surprise

why

I totaly disagree with number 3.

NO SOURCE.... OP MUST BE VERY EXPERIENCED

No 3 and 5 shall. hmmmm

misssclassy:
That no 1 applies more to ladies.

You misunderstand the banana thing. Ladies have no banana-like thing abeg

izsmike:
NO SOURCE.... OP MUST BE VERY EXPERIENCED

Guy na true. She don do both old and young.

Jenny1010:


You misunderstand the banana thing. Ladies have no banana-like thing abeg

.....and its Ur fellow woman talking. Hehehehehe

Jenny1010:


You misunderstand the banana thing. Ladies have no banana-like thing abeg

Missclassy meant boobs.

Hmmm! It true especially number 3.

Cutehector:
why

Bcus truth is bitter

Facts abt ladies*


1 dy r all d same 2 dy dnt wash their hair 3 dinosaur nd descent gels doesnt exist..etc

Jenny1010:


Bcus truth is bitter

what is d truth den

Lol

Cutehector:
Lol I dislike number 5

....only number 5?

.....loool,its your moment to bash guys,enjoy it while it last... ..where the 10things guys at?.......

czarr:
....only number 5?

yep. D rest r just crap

czarr:
.....loool,its your moment to bash guys,enjoy it while it last...
..where the 10things guys at?.......

Jenny1010:

....just checked ur profile. I hate twitter too! d enemy of my enemy is my fwend!

An hilarious misandrist post.......
The revenge of the females.

Number one.....am not sure true and fact can be in the same sentence...the second one is its nt funny!!!