Hey, Waddup?   

Hmmm. . . Just drop by to leave  some note on wassup with me. I havent been here much ever since my sister's wedding came up which was on Valentines Day. I honestly forggoten it was Val's Day and my bf just kept quiet untill at night just before we went to bed, he wished me Happy Val's Day and kiss me on the forehead and fell asleep while snoring. . . DAMN. .  The way he snores really. . . I know he is very tired cause the snore reminded me of an animal farm 

Anyways, this Vals day dey kill me ooo. . . It was suppose to be romantic or at least be like any other nights when we sleep. . . (You know now, hugging each other at least even when we are tired). . . Believe it or not. Da dude dey push me off the bed 3 TIMES!!! Na waaa ooo. . .  Than I dey take revenge I tried pushing him down but da dude dey too heavy so I tried pulling all of the blanket away from him so that he would freeze in the middle of the night but he grab hold of the blanket and if I pulled even more, maybe I dey tear the blanket to half!

Than soon he pulled all the blanket for himself.      HMM! I froze at night and I was thinking, this dude dey bully me. I dey vex that I took red marker pen and draw his face! In the morning guess what happen? Yes oo! SURPRISE!!!   

Than after that, I went to school. I started schooling thats why I no fit come in here for a long time. Pele oo. But nice to see you guys anyways. God bless.   

Hey aunty Gabry, i misss ya o, didn't u see my plenty offline? We dey miss u die

Welcome back!

So wia is ma cake? Co.s dat's all i want.

So now I be your aunty abi? I must have looked old to you ooo, . . .

Cake? Pele but I accidently ate all of them up cause I was nervous and hungry

dani1luv:

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gabby are you back to jokes section 4 good _{i hope so}

How come you put the angry face at me?

Jokes section. . . Uhm. . . Well. . . Heheh

u again

is my prescence not okay for you

Jump in2 the Ocean

make nobody jump enter ocean abeg o

how all una dey. Gab sylve i miss una o. See wetin exam dey cause me. .

dani1luv:

When did you start stammering

Stammering? Wetin you mean?

azoo:

how all una dey. Gab sylve i miss una o. See wetin exam dey cause me. .

Miss you too bros. Where have you been again? And where is that Showbobo?

gabrywyl:

Stammering? Wetin you mean?
Miss you too bros. Where have you been again? And where is that Showbobo?

gabrywyl:

How come you put the angry face at me?

Jokes section. . . Uhm. . . Well. . . Heheh

Thats what i mean

Ohhh that. Well, cause Im not sure.

dani wetin do ur eye. No allow am commot o.
@gabry, been writting my semi last xam.

SHANN, DID'NT ANYBODY TELL YOU THAT I HAVE BEEN ASKING AFTER YOU.

COMMON GET YOUR ASS TO MA HOUSE RIGHT NW COS I HAVE MISSED YA

Azo bro, hows your exam? I hope all has been well with you. How are all your nieces? Hope they no dey cause palava for you?

Hussie, Since when you dey ask about me? I know you were having fun without me around now.

Don't mind HU§TL£R he's been having tons of fun.

yes, like you. You both are birds with the same testicles

Nooo, wrong, I donated 1 testicle, HU§TL£R donated both. . . _{what a slacker guy!}

So now u cannot get pregnant. . . . .

Ummm! Actually, HU§TL£R can't. I haven't tried yet.

How you fit know? You have raped him abi?

No. It was the other way round.

He raped you? Really? I hope your asshole no go tear ooo. . . So now you are pregnant?

Oh common now. . . It aint so bad. . . Its just me, Stanley, Baba Sammy, Uncle Kunle, Brotha Mo, Pappyshoes, Dani D, Azo, Hussie, Lomade, Yabbie, Folly Folly, Preety Princesa, Ma baby Arcani, Studio, Showbobo, Monkey Boy, Shola, Clemcy, Cutie Pie Angel, Michael and some other few people listening naaa. . . Its ok oo. . . They no be Amebo. I promise.

Ah gabw welcome back . Thank God you didn't freeze to death. some guys here on Nairaland would have committied suicide.

gabrywyl:

Oh common now. . . It aint so bad. . . Its just me, Stanley, Baba Sammy, Uncle Kunle, Brotha Mo, Pappyshoes, Dani D, Azo, Hussie, Lomade, Yabbie, Folly Folly, Preety Princesa, Ma baby Arcani, Studio, Showbobo, Monkey Boy, Shola, Clemcy, Cutie Pie Angel, Michael and some other few people listening naaa. . . Its ok oo. . . They no be Amebo. I promise.

Amebo Extraordinaire!! Anyhow sha! I dey fine, everythng intact and okay, thanks for ur dearest concern.

Thank you jare

crazykid:

Ah gabw welcome back . Thank God you didn't freeze to death. some guys here on Nairaland would have committied suicide

Hey, says who? Not that bad now.