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[joke]laff It Out Loud-prt 1 by favistar(m): 10:07am On Jun 18, 2015
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Akpors bought a donkey from a
preacher. The
preacher told him, "this
donkey has been trained in a very
unique way.
The only way to make the
donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and
the only
way to make it stop is to
say Amen."
.
Akpors immediately got on the
animal to try
out the preacher's
instructions. "Hallelujah!" He
shouted. And
immediately the donkey
began to trot.
"Amen!" He shouted again, and the
donkey
stopped immediately.
.
"This is great," he said.
.
With Hallelujah he rode off very
proud of his
purchase.
Akpors travelled for a long time
through some
mountains.
Soon he was heading towards a
cliff. He could
not remember the word to
make the donkey stop. "STOP!" He
blurted,
"HALT!" He blurted again.
.
The donkey just kept going, "Oh
no, Bible!
Church! Please stop!" Cried Akpors.
.
He was getting closer and closer to
the edge of
the cliff.
Finally in desperation, Akpors said
a prayer,
"Please, dear God,
please make this donkey stop
before i go off
this mountain, AMEN!" The
donkey came to an abrupt stop,
just one step
from the edge of the
cliff.
.
.
Immediately the donkey stopped,
Akpors could
not contain his joy and
he joyously shouted "HALLELUJAH!"
.
.
Guess what happened next??
.
<b>The rest Of The Story Is History
now! #Wink </b>

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Re: [joke]laff It Out Loud-prt 1 by Crieff(m): 10:11am On Jun 18, 2015
Hehehe!
Re: [joke]laff It Out Loud-prt 1 by Rosemary216(f): 11:52am On Jun 18, 2015
Hahahaha... No b small tin

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