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[joke]laff It Out Loud-prt 1 by favistar(m): 10:07am On Jun 18, 2015 |
[img]http://3.bp..com/-Znlafhpztkg/VYKIYCSumgI/AAAAAAAAAWw/KPu-kF6a-S4/s1600/photo_hahaha-752127.jpg[/img] Akpors bought a donkey from a preacher. The preacher told him, "this donkey has been trained in a very unique way. The only way to make the donkey go is to say Hallelujah, and the only way to make it stop is to say Amen." . Akpors immediately got on the animal to try out the preacher's instructions. "Hallelujah!" He shouted. And immediately the donkey began to trot. "Amen!" He shouted again, and the donkey stopped immediately. . "This is great," he said. . With Hallelujah he rode off very proud of his purchase. Akpors travelled for a long time through some mountains. Soon he was heading towards a cliff. He could not remember the word to make the donkey stop. "STOP!" He blurted, "HALT!" He blurted again. . The donkey just kept going, "Oh no, Bible! Church! Please stop!" Cried Akpors. . He was getting closer and closer to the edge of the cliff. Finally in desperation, Akpors said a prayer, "Please, dear God, please make this donkey stop before i go off this mountain, AMEN!" The donkey came to an abrupt stop, just one step from the edge of the cliff. . . Immediately the donkey stopped, Akpors could not contain his joy and he joyously shouted "HALLELUJAH!" . . Guess what happened next?? . <b>The rest Of The Story Is History now! #Wink </b> [url]wenaijas..com/2015/06/jokelaff-it-out-loud-prt-1.html[/url] |
Re: [joke]laff It Out Loud-prt 1 by Crieff(m): 10:11am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Hehehe! |
Re: [joke]laff It Out Loud-prt 1 by Rosemary216(f): 11:52am On Jun 18, 2015 |
Hahahaha... No b small tin |
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