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If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 1:45pm On Jun 23, 2015
1. If after u loose election, u can still smile and congratulate your opponent, then u are a true democrat.
2.if after u bought a car u can still maintain it, then u can really own a car.
3. If after collecting your degree/ certificate and u can still defend it on the day of job interview, that means is u that pass through school u, and school pass through u.
4.if after sleeping with someone u still feel affection for the person then it means you love the person.
5.any business that fold up or closed, ve already fold up/close before the owner close the business.
6.if u look at yourself in the mirror and smile, and u are still uguly,that means u are fugly.
7. If u as a lady married a cool headed guy,and years later u discovered ladies are over flirting with your man,that means nemesis of your wayward life and escapades is angry with u.
8.if u cant handle a boy/girlfriend relationship for 6 months,then u hoop unto the next one, it means u will be u cant handle marriage .
9. If u commit an evil and pass the to blame the devil, it means u are worst than the devil in lying,deceit and evil.
... am I right or wrong?
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by GeneralQuamdeen: 1:49pm On Jun 23, 2015
Absolutely right
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by adorablevic: 1:54pm On Jun 23, 2015
So right wink
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Hersexynez(f): 2:01pm On Jun 23, 2015
@op
@7 d guy has bad friends joor
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Hersexynez(f): 2:01pm On Jun 23, 2015
@op
@7 d guy has bad friends joor
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by misspicy(f): 2:07pm On Jun 23, 2015
right except 7
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jun 23, 2015
Pfft
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Omotayor123(f): 2:12pm On Jun 23, 2015
OK
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Nobody: 2:33pm On Jun 26, 2015
if it is both ways it is easy, and the best relationship rather marriage ever

if its one way

men fucck this

i am out
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Jayjay0(m): 3:07pm On Jun 26, 2015
undecided
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 10:53am On Jul 01, 2015
GeneralQuamdeen:
Absolutely right

what is true ,will always be truthful...
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 10:54am On Jul 01, 2015
adorablevic:
So right wink

it shows u ve seen alot in life, independent mind is moulded by experience
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 11:01am On Jul 01, 2015
Hersexynez:
@op

@7 d guy has bad friends joor

not bad friend my lady, is the law of sowing and reaping... As a bad guy i advice ladies, all this sex escapades will hunt u in the future, with every fun(escapades) u are doing now, u are actually sinning against your future husband spirit(especially those easy going,good guys).
I speak from experience
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 11:06am On Jul 01, 2015
misspicy:
right except 7

my dear is nothing but the truth, your sexual escapades now , will hunt u in the future.
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 11:06am On Jul 01, 2015
Freemanan:
Pfft
meaning?
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 11:08am On Jul 01, 2015
Omotayor123:
OK
just ok? What is ok? U? The thread? Me? What?
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Youngpo413: 11:08am On Jul 01, 2015
TOUCHE
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 11:09am On Jul 01, 2015
sinestro24:
if it is both ways it is easy, and the best relationship rather marriage ever

if its one way

men fucck this

i am out

out tru the window? Or door?
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Omotayor123(f): 11:10am On Jul 01, 2015
Blackfire:

just ok? What is ok? U? The thread? Me? What?
All of the above..grin
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 11:14am On Jul 01, 2015
Omotayor123:
All of the above..grin
but ladies are ORUBEBE- ing(against) no7
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Blackfire(m): 11:15am On Jul 01, 2015
Youngpo413:
TOUCHE
should i call jumong to touch u with arrow?
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by Youngpo413: 11:17am On Jul 01, 2015
Blackfire:

should i call jumong to touch u with arrow?
No o,lol
Re: If U Do This, U Get This by wordbank(m): 3:05pm On Jul 01, 2015
If u chop fried while u still dey smoke that means ur kolo tie big gele

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