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Type Of Slaps by Felaak47(m): 5:59pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
there are 8 major types of slaps, they are: 1)TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.. 2)RESOUNDING SLAP : This is when after you're hit, you keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii,an d voices n your head singing skelewu.. 3) FORMATTING SLAP :This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like " what did I do?" " who slap me? This type is very common, it is a slap from guys who are stronger than you. 4) EXPLANATION SLAP : when someone gives you this kind, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g.. Bros,sheebi you been dey watch? I been no do anything o,i just dey pass na. This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time. 5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP:When you receive this kind, al you do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.. 6) RHETORICAL SLAP :The moment you download this slap you start asking questions that don't need reply " Mark you slap me?.. 7) RELIGIOUS SLAP: that type that immediately you receive it you shout Jesus christ of Nazareth. DENTIST SLAP: When you get the slap one tooth will fly out of your mouth.... So which one have you eva received? |
Re: Type Of Slaps by mixratio(m): 6:40pm On Jun 24, 2015 |
Lol na fixed deposit of... My elder brother Naim dash me then o |
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