The 8 types of guys you meet while online dating who will make you want to sew your genitals shut

1. Person who makes you feel like a loser for being on a dating site..
He prefixes every message with “I’d be so embarrassed if anyone saw me on here”, sent from a pictureless profile, alongside assurances that he’s “really good-looking” and have brown hair IRL.
He hasn’t dared to fill out their profile because, you know, that’s identifying information – but he “knows you’d get on”.
What it boils down to: He’s ashamed to have sunk to your level – and he’s rubbing your face in how sad and desperate you are. Like a puppy who has pissed on the carpet.

2. Pick-Up Artist who can’t stop ‘negging’, in the mistaken belief it’ll make you sit up and beg..
He’ll either write to you IN ALL CAPS or send you something so bizarrely insulting that at first you think you’ve opened an email from your mother.
He’ll pick apart your profile and send you an unsolicited list of things he doesn’t like about you. You’re too scared to open your laptop in case he’s still there.
He is. He’s sent you another 12 emails berating you for your ‘rudeness’ at not replying, declaring that you’re a ‘fat slag’ anyway and no one else will want you.
What it boils down to: He wants to knock your self-esteem until you don’t feel above dating him. Great plan.

3. Man who thinks a funny hat is a substitute for a personality..
If this were a pop band, he’d be the one that doesn’t really do much, but is wearing his trousers back to front and has a haircut that could only have been generated using a lawnmower.
He’s not like the other online daters – there’s a photo of him wearing a giant sombrero, another posing next to an extraordinarily large or an extraordinarily small object. Could he be a little person or is he a giant? WE JUST DON’T KNOW!
If you go on a date with him, he’ll take you to a comedy club and talk over the acts until you want to punch yourself.

4. The vanishing act..
You’ve swapped a few messages – he likes all the same stupid crap that you like and given you his last name so he’s clearly not a serial killer. Then, he vanishes. What it boils down to: There are only two possible reasons for this: a) He’s gone off you, b) He’s died. For your own sanity, accept no. 2 as fact.

5. The false advertiser..
If he were a toaster you’d bought in Spar you’d not only ask for your money back, you’d send a strongly-worded letter to the CEO.

Let’s be honest – those photos were not of him. Unless, between now and uploading them, he was buried in Pet cemetery and forced to claw his way out.

6. The instant relationship..
You replied to his message, so he’s told his mum and dad and sister and cat about you.
He asks you to be his date to a wedding. You wake up to 30 messages. He’s scared you’re cheating on him.
You get that sense of euphoria people get before they drown and briefly consider giving in and letting the warm, waves of crazy envelop you. At least you won’t die alone.

7. The guy who ignores your entire profile in favour of your picture..
He’s chosen to remain blissfully oblivious to the details that indicate you won’t be a match made in heaven.
For example – you’ve specified that you only date redheads and he’s brunette, he has a nut allergy and your lower body is made entirely of peanuts. Or, most likely, they fall well above or below your desired age range.
His mating call is ‘hi. U r hot’.
What it boils down to: a) He can’t read, b) he can’t be bothered to read or c) he doesn’t care about your boundaries and needs.

8. The poet..
His emotions run so deep that they can only be conveyed by song lyrics. If you’re doubly unlucky, they’ll be his own song lyrics.
You can recognise him by his pathological fear of capital letters, love of *over emphasising* with asterisks, use of archaic words and general reluctance to admit that technology has progressed since the 1900’s. He’ll type his messages on a typewriter and deliver them on penny farthing. Though his profile will have been posted from an expensive Apple product.
He’ll insist on meeting you at a bandstand in the rain, but won’t show up because he got distracted by the beauty of the world, or his reflection on a shiny surface.
What it boils down to: Everything you say or do is simply fodder for his latest poem, column, song or blog post.

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MrCuddles:
The 8 types of guys you meet while online dating who will make you want to sew your genitals shut

1. Person who makes you feel like a loser for being on a dating site..
He prefixes every message with “I’d be so embarrassed if anyone saw me on here”, sent from a pictureless profile, alongside assurances that he’s “really good-looking” and have brown hair IRL.
He hasn’t dared to fill out their profile because, you know, that’s identifying information – but he “knows you’d get on”.
What it boils down to: He’s ashamed to have sunk to your level – and he’s rubbing your face in how sad and desperate you are. Like a puppy who has pissed on the carpet.

2. Pick-Up Artist who can’t stop ‘negging’, in the mistaken belief it’ll make you sit up and beg..
He’ll either write to you IN ALL CAPS or send you something so bizarrely insulting that at first you think you’ve opened an email from your mother.
He’ll pick apart your profile and send you an unsolicited list of things he doesn’t like about you. You’re too scared to open your laptop in case he’s still there.
He is. He’s sent you another 12 emails berating you for your ‘rudeness’ at not replying, declaring that you’re a ‘fat slag’ anyway and no one else will want you.
What it boils down to: He wants to knock your self-esteem until you don’t feel above dating him. Great plan.

3. Man who thinks a funny hat is a substitute for a personality..
If this were a pop band, he’d be the one that doesn’t really do much, but is wearing his trousers back to front and has a haircut that could only have been generated using a lawnmower.
He’s not like the other online daters – there’s a photo of him wearing a giant sombrero, another posing next to an extraordinarily large or an extraordinarily small object. Could he be a little person or is he a giant? WE JUST DON’T KNOW!
If you go on a date with him, he’ll take you to a comedy club and talk over the acts until you want to punch yourself.

4. The vanishing act..
You’ve swapped a few messages – he likes all the same stupid crap that you like and given you his last name so he’s clearly not a serial killer. Then, he vanishes. What it boils down to: There are only two possible reasons for this: a) He’s gone off you, b) He’s died. For your own sanity, accept no. 2 as fact.

5. The false advertiser..
If he were a toaster you’d bought in Spar you’d not only ask for your money back, you’d send a strongly-worded letter to the CEO.

Let’s be honest – those photos were not of him. Unless, between now and uploading them, he was buried in Pet cemetery and forced to claw his way out.

6. The instant relationship..
You replied to his message, so he’s told his mum and dad and sister and cat about you.
He asks you to be his date to a wedding. You wake up to 30 messages. He’s scared you’re cheating on him.
You get that sense of euphoria people get before they drown and briefly consider giving in and letting the warm, waves of crazy envelop you. At least you won’t die alone.

7. The guy who ignores your entire profile in favour of your picture..
He’s chosen to remain blissfully oblivious to the details that indicate you won’t be a match made in heaven.
For example – you’ve specified that you only date redheads and he’s brunette, he has a nut allergy and your lower body is made entirely of peanuts. Or, most likely, they fall well above or below your desired age range.
His mating call is ‘hi. U r hot’.
What it boils down to: a) He can’t read, b) he can’t be bothered to read or c) he doesn’t care about your boundaries and needs.

8. The poet..
His emotions run so deep that they can only be conveyed by song lyrics. If you’re doubly unlucky, they’ll be his own song lyrics.
You can recognise him by his pathological fear of capital letters, love of *over emphasising* with asterisks, use of archaic words and general reluctance to admit that technology has progressed since the 1900’s. He’ll type his messages on a typewriter and deliver them on penny farthing. Though his profile will have been posted from an expensive Apple product.
He’ll insist on meeting you at a bandstand in the rain, but won’t show up because he got distracted by the beauty of the world, or his reflection on a shiny surface.
What it boils down to: Everything you say or do is simply fodder for his latest poem, column, song or blog post.

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Always post your links.
Stop plagiarizing peoples work and making everyone think you were the one that wrote it

Stop copying and pasting stuff from the internet without including the link.

http://usvsth3m.com/post/61503266256/the-8-types-of-guy-you-meet-online-dating-who-will-make

Ok noted

9. the stubborn guy, him know himself

My own type no dey there,THANK God