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Critical Thinking by Nobody: 10:49pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Critical Thinking At Its Best! Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man: Usually about 3 Woman: How much do you pay per beer? Man: $5.00 which includes a tip (This is where it gets scary !) Woman: And how long have you been drinking? Man: About 20 years, I suppose Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct? Man: Correct Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct? Man: Correct Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a new Ferrari? Man: Do you drink beer? Woman: No Man: Where’s your Ferrari? |
Re: Critical Thinking by neutrotoba(m): 10:57pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Lmao!! I love this. |
Re: Critical Thinking by Miracle4Sure: 11:08pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Choiii..........Hahahahahahah |
Re: Critical Thinking by Nobody: 11:11pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Good question... I guess that will shut her up! |
Re: Critical Thinking by LogoDWhiz(m): 11:21pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Lmao! |
Re: Critical Thinking by ronald4lif(m): 11:28pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Everyone has an addiction and what they spend their money on. Beer is necessary to a lot of men and it's what keeps them going. Estimating the total cost of beers a man had consume all his life it's like trying to calculate the total sum of a girl's make up kit since she started applying them. If the man hadn't spend those meagre $5 on beers he might have still spend it something else. Therefore, the question of saving it or the lack of it would never arise. |
Re: Critical Thinking by UjSizzle(f): 11:30pm On Jul 04, 2015 |
Ok, she doesn't drink beer duh! She buys shoes |
Re: Critical Thinking by Nobody: 6:49am On Jul 05, 2015 |
This is so fvcking hilarious!!! |
Re: Critical Thinking by Nobody: 3:37pm On Jul 05, 2015 |
TheYoungRebel:Yeah. It is |
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