A man is suing the company Unilever for causing him "mental anguish" because he could not attract women with his fresh breath after using their toothpaste.



Anthony Olatunfe, from Nigeria, used Unilever's "Close up" toothpaste in the hopes of having women rush to him, just like the toothpaste advertisement implies, Metronaija reported last week.


But after more than seven years of using the toothpaste, Olatunfe, 26, still hasn't managed to find a mate.


"Where is the Close Up effect?" Olatunfe said, according to www.metronaija.com. "I've been waiting for it for over seven years."

Olatunfe apparently filed the lawsuit when he tried to kiss a female boss after using Close up. The boss slapped Olatunfe.


"Right from my college to now in my office, no girl ever agreed to even go out for tea or coffee with me, even though I'm sure they could smell my breath," Olatunfe said, metronaija reported. "I always brush my teeth with so much Close up gel to make sure the girls get turned on by my fresh breath as they usually show on TV."


Olatunfe said that Unilever, which owns brands like Dove, Lipton and Ben & Jerry's, was "cheating" when it guaranteed that Close up toothpaste will make the user irresistible, Metronaija reported.


The plaintiff even submitted his entire stock of Close up tubes- empty, half-empty and brand new- to the court to support his claim. Olatunfe insisted the court order Unilever test the toothpaste in a laboratory to prove the effectiveness of its product, Metronaija reported.


Unilever has not yet issued a statement about the lawsuit, Metronaija reported.


"Unilever might be tempted to argue that Anthony is too ugly to attract a girl, but it is very risky," Barrister Festus Keyamo, a lawyer from Lagos, told www.metronaija.com "There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don't attract women."


http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/man-sue-unilever-after-toothpaste.html

Cc: lalasticlala

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#waiting for u to return so we cucumbate

... .. Pains of a frustrated man....

Nothing we no go see for naija

Naija ii hail thee

The dude is a Comedian

Ok naw

The best location for this thread is the joke section.

A picture of the teeth would make it more comic.

demmy0325:
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Take heart bro

OREMUSSANCTUS:

Take heart bro

.. Ma browser hanged on the way.. Dnt wori... It wont happen next time..

Pissures of the or idonbilivit

I heard this story many long time ago. Stale!

Wahala

I just dey laugh

Seriously, the company need to be sued for false advert


Cc lalasticlala

Nice! He shud do the same to chi vita

Lwtmb ooooo

That's how I injured myself while trying to lift a weight of 110kg after drinking peak milk everyday for 1 month.. .. And person been lift thesame weight after one glass of milk for the advert o. Make I treat myself first, they must hear from my lawyers to!

Right move.

Mine will be with Vicks (Baba blue). A pack almost finished now and my airway hasn't cleared while in advert the baba gave the conductor just One and the guy's voice came back

good. blame it on APC

So this saying is true ''many are ....

OREMUSSANCTUS:
#I laff in arabic


Am dedicating dis ftc to ma Genea #waiting for u to return so we cucumbate

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Caseless:
if Na oremussanctus be ur bobo, then it is safe to say you are boboless.

Enemy of progress, so y u wan die if I blast Buhari?
I do unto Buhari what u doing unto me
An eye for and eye

Caseless:
if Na oremussanctus be ur bobo, then it is safe to say you are boboless.

dats harsh,r u for real

OREMUSSANCTUS:
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