Kizmarty:
it's more like students' life before and after they receive bank alerts from home

I concur

true my brother

jck1976:

You are right bro

naxo

Really? Not funny at all

[color=#990000][/color][font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font][b][/b] Heheheh most especially teachers, buhari need to do something about this.

3 things to do if you must remain financially buoyant:
(1) Reduce Expenses
(2) live within your income
(3) look for alternative source of income

A man should have minimum of 3 sources of income.

someone who is not waiting on a salary job... wouldn't have to pass through this. I cannot imagine myself in such situation. I live and work from my house, get paid while playing around and eat how and when i like. Information is vital if people must be emancipated from job slavery

priiince:
This got me laffin

Mr op,I think you are not a Nigerian because if you were,u would know that ur list is incomplete with the period when we just drink water...

shamsuRana:


GOOD UNDERSTANDING OF GOVERNANCE IS...

Without Power minister:
- Electricity supply has greatly improved

Without Petroleum minister:
- refineries are almost fully revamped, to commence production within a month.
- Disappearance of fuel queues without oil marketers holding country to ransom.
- Stoppage of phantom fuel subsidy payments to the cabal, & reducing it from over N5b to N1.8b per day.

Without Finance minister:
- External reserves increased by $3b in a month.
- Bailout to states to clear 8 months salary arrears.
- Closure of all secret govt accounts.
- Maintenance of a single Federation Account for all FG revenues.

Without External Affairs minister:
- Secured multilateral cooperation of all neighbouring countries for a MJTF against Boko Haram.
- G7 cooperation and support in fight against insurgents.

Without Commerce & Trade minister:
- Concluded package to revamp local industries.

All in barely a month!

Submit your brain to a medical research facility.
You clearly have no use for it.

CSTR2:
Submit your brain to a medical research facility.
You clearly have no use for it.

Thank you.
Most likely its either you are more dumb than daffy duck,or just a stray love child,hopeless and pained by every drop of truth..
Choose wisely where you belong..silence also constitutes acceptance that you belong to one of the aforementioned.

floxyluv80:
Very funny but I hv not jst food but good food on my table all d days of d mnth bcus I am (prudent) alwys careful in buying things, spend wisely & plan well. I don't eat everyday but any day, any time, I eat good food

Are you still in your parents house or still under the influence of a man?

If you are living strictly by your monthly earning especially when you have a lot to take care off... you will understand the true meaning of life...

If you like be prudent or not... Once the money is not enough, you can't do anything about it... if you always want to eat good food, you might decide to forgo other important things...

Life is all about sacrifices... the time will come when the good food will be be in abundance but no time to eat it...

Ops just got me.Nice one

Laughing

shamsuRana:


Thank you.
Most likely its either you are more dumb than daffy duck,or just a stray love child,hopeless and pained by every drop of truth..
Choose wisely where you belong..silence also constitutes acceptance that you belong to one of the aforementioned.

Submit your brain to a medical facility.
You clearly have no use for it.

priiince:
This got me laffin

Thats what we have to keep enduring sheepishly as citizens of this crazy country until we lynch each and every of our leaders both past and present....

Lol!

CSTR2:
Submit your brain to a medical facility.
You clearly have no use for it.

Thanks for telling all and sundry who you are..
As you may know..life is not easy..but more difficult when one is absurd..relatively absurd.

4ny

Kenndall:
Freaking Hilarious

But it's the truth though. There is this thing about money. When you get it, you just see yourself spending it, and when you have overspent it, you just realize that you can't even remember how you spent it or what you spent it on.

Sometimes, it just seems like magic.

Not for everybody though, I run family budget and till the end of the month I eat what ever I like to. immediately my salary is paid, my wife submit her food and other essential ingredient list for the month and the money is removed and given to her before any other things is taken care of. she makes sure she buys everything need for the months in terms of food including paper except meat and fish though, also for laundry and bath.

I don,t want to come home in the evening and you tell me no food, that will be disaster cos I don,t eat outside anyhow even I eat at home b4 going to work. This we have been practicing since we got married and now our children know it as a lifestyle.

no 3 cost more dan no 2.....200# worth of indomie no b hungry man food nah....

Sijo01:
They're all my favorite except lacasera n groundnut

lacasera nd groundnut hmm

efilefun:
Reminds me of School days, when you collect your monthly allowance, you will be too lazy to cook but when reality starts knocking that's why u would be planning how to buy foodstuff and enof garri to sustain u till following month

mine was sent weekly, so i went to buka for the first 3 days and rushed to buy a carton of indomie to sustain me til the next monday.

That's what they call - Living from hand to mouth.

muhyeenisce:
That's what Reckless spending leads to

Reckless spending for 18k Haba!

floxyluv80:
Very funny but I hv not jst food but good food on my table all d days of d mnth bcus I am (prudent) alwys careful in buying things, spend wisely & plan well. I don't eat everyday but any day, any time, I eat good food

U don't eat everyday... Why you too dey lie like dis¿

blackpanda:


Reckless spending for 18k Haba!

yes! If you know what u are doing you can manage it for a month since you the amount you are entitled to per month

Kenndall:
Freaking Hilarious

But it's the truth though. There is this thing about money. When you get it, you just see yourself spending it, and when you have overspent it, you just realize that you can't even remember how you spent it or what you spent it on.

Sometimes, it just seems like magic.

i thought i was the only one who experienced it

Lord Have Mercy! Hahahahahahaah!


http://www.bummyla.com

Visocrate:
you will always have food on your table when you plan very well without channeling everything or 50% to drinks or bottles

lol no be only when govt pay salary

Visocrate:
you will always have food on your table when you plan very well without channeling everything or 50% to drinks or bottles

lol no be only when govt pay salary

it can only happen if you are working in osun state

TOO BAD