1) we might not call you for a day or send you a text you on whatsapp for two days, that doesn't mean that we do not love you,
It means that we have a life








2).Don't try to change our manner of dressing,
I met you, wearing shorts and a tee and sneakers, I even took you out on a date wearing the same, and you never complained for once,

All of a sudden, here we are in a relationship now, And you start telling me that you don't like me wearing shorts and taking you out, that I should start wearing long pants and trousers more,


That's what im comfortable in babe, If you are not Okay with that , use the door.

Don't tell us how to dress or what to wear,
Some of us hate it and might even quit the relationship because of that.





3).You never initiate the sex or bring anything new to it,

You come to house, lie like a log of wood, and we try our best to satisfy you,

If you not satisfied you never tell us, but all of a sudden, you take it to your friends telling them how poor we are in bed,




If you don't like the sex, Let's talk about it, and try to make it right,


Stop talking to your friends about it.






4). His Prick Is Too Small : okay truth is, as far as nature is concern, Not all of us are blessed down there,
So in case you are carrying a deep hole down there, and our small rods, was unable to have any impact when we did it,


Tell us that you are quitting the relationship cos you need an anaconda in your life,


stop bad mouthing us to your friends .






5).Some Of Us Have No Hobbies, Deal With It Or Quit : there are some of us who don't know how to dance or sing, don't know the latest songs, don't watch much of TV to know the reigning movie or series, don't party or drink alcohol,

That doesn't make us that less of a man than others who do those things,

Its just that we see And live life differently, Or maybe because we have other priorities,


So Its either you manage us like that or you take the bus out,.

Ok

What kind of boyfriend is the above

No 5 tho!

i dey come first

Hmmmm na true talk oo...Girls shey una don hear

Where are dem girls? Hope una dey hear?

This is cute.

ebamma:


Tell us that you are quitting the relationship cos you need an anaconda in your life,
stop bad mouthing us to your friends .

Lmao

hmmm.... av not experience any of this. Neva dated b4. not 4me

On

EVEN WITH ALL YOU'VE LISTED, GIRLS WILL NEVER STILL BE SATISFIED.