If you eat fish eyes, you will become a dullard

SweetWJ:
Hi rosy, hw ar u doin?

I'm fine dear... gud evening

Jacksparrow0712:
Introvert get thee behind me
FTC Na God win



Back to topic the last point about hairstyle, some dumb people still believe it.








I dedicate this achievement (FTC) to my parents, my weyrey crew and to my gf who made me believe in myself again. She made me believe I could achieve anything in life if I set my mind on it.
To my fellow niralanders, don't let nobody tell you you can't. Just believe in yourself and your dream. YES YOU CAN
THANKS

the fear of introvert is the beginning of FTC...lol

Aluta continua

misreal:
the fear of introvert is the beginning of FTC...lol

That PMB will make one naira equal one dollar and that non working Nigerians will be paid #5000 monthly. @PMB HOW YOU WAN TAKE DO AM?

People still believe that APC is change.

People still believe that when you look at d mirror in d nyt that ur ancestors wud pay u a visit.

That if u use d same water u use to wash a dogs face for urs that you see spirits.

If you croSs the leg of a pregnant woman that the unborn child wud take ur resemblance.

That say na follow me follow me na so slave trade take start. (Lol)

If u jump over a small baby's head without jumping back ,the person will not grow again. Omo see dwarfism.
BuhahahahahahahahahahaIf u jump over a small baby's head without jumping back ,the person will not grow again. Omo see dwarfism.
BuhahahahahahahahahahaIf u jump over a small baby's head without jumping back ,the person will not grow again. Omo see dwarfism.
Buhahahahahahahahahaha

[/color]If u jump over a small baby's head without jumping back ,the person will not grow again. Omo see dwarfism.
Buhahahahahahahahahaha[color=#770077]If u jump over a small baby's head without jumping back ,the person will not grow again. Omo see dwarfism.
BuhahahahahahahahahahaIf u jump over a small baby's head without jumping back ,the person will not grow again. Omo see dwarfism.
Buhahahahahahahahahaha.....

kennyman2000:
Dont drink coconut water or you'll be dumb.. if i should calculate the quantity of coconut water have drank all my life. it must have been up to 2 buckets and no traces of dumbness in me..

ehmmm biko, how sure are u?

Jacksparrow0712:
Introvert get thee behind me
FTC Na God win



Back to topic the last point about hairstyle, some dumb people still believe it.








I dedicate this achievement (FTC) to my parents, my weyrey crew and to my gf who made me believe in myself again. She made me believe I could achieve anything in life if I set my mind on it.
To my fellow niralanders, don't let nobody tell you you can't. Just believe in yourself and your dream. YES YOU CAN
THANKS

INTROVERT don loose FTC daily. Dia ris God oo

If I HEAR .....

Back then sha !!!!

IF YOU BEND (WITH YOUR HEAD BTW YOUR LEGS) IN THE MARKET....U'LL SEE SPIRITS AND GET A BIG KNOCK FROM THEM AND GO MAD!! I'VE NEVER TRIED IT B4 THO!! LOOOOL!!

Lekinz, the one about Ijebu people is kinda true. I know lots of people from Ijebu that are so very stingy. A typical example is one man in my church, he's stingy to the extent that people call him Arsene Wenger. He never jokes with a penny, even after service on sunday, for the man to help people with his car is a problem, he will just kick and start shouting "ko sepo" (there's no fuel) as if they will put a straw in his tank and drink his fuel. I've met lots of ijebus that didn't prove that saying wrong tho I've met some really nice ones but it's a case of 2/10.

tbagjames:
11 . Voting PMB will bring about change

Hehehehehehe.

stephenqueen:
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Chai I no fit forget the first day I drank coconut water.Me wey no sabi book before, I just dey score zero the week I drank it . Ma grandma begin dey wonder say why I dey score zero, pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero. Na hin I confess to ma grandma that I drank out of the water of the coconut she brought from farm, cum see as ma grandma shout haaaaaa iwo omo buruku yi o le mowe mo( you no fit sabi book again) . But thank God say the following week, na 8/10 I dey score

This cracked me up big time. Still can't stop laughing especially this part "pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero" lmao. So hilarious

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naijaboiy:
1)if a boy touches a girl she'll get pregnant.

2) Don't look at a mirror in the night else you will see a ghost.

3) if anybody calls your name in the middle of the night don't answer,,else you'll lose your voice.


The last two scared the shìt out of me back then.

Still scared of the last two

there's nothing you put on nairaland that people will not comment. even the dumbest post will still attract comments.
anyway i always visit nairaland cos of the comments sha

Chai I no fit forget the first day I drank coconut water.Me wey no sabi book before, I just dey score zero the week I drank it . Ma grandma begin dey wonder say why I dey score zero, pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero. Na hin I confess to ma grandma that I drank out of the water of the coconut she brought from farm, cum see as ma grandma shout haaaaaa iwo omo buruku yi o le mowe mo( you no fit sabi book again) . But thank God say the following week, na 8/10 I dey score

Chai I no fit forget the first day I drank coconut water.Me wey no sabi book before, I just dey score zero the week I drank it . Ma grandma begin dey wonder say why I dey score zero, pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero. Na hin I confess to ma grandma that I drank out of the water of the coconut she brought from farm, cum see as ma grandma shout haaaaaa iwo omo buruku yi o le mowe mo( you no fit sabi book again) . But thank God say the following week, na 8/10 I dey score


Guy no be lie ooooo, ijebu people dey stingy die (apologies to ijebu people for NL, kingtom inclusive )
If your papa be ijebu man you , if u ask him to buy laptop for u na calculator hin go buy.If hin wife ask for money for food stuff, hin go say make hin wife bring the list say hin go get am for market himself.Inshort dem be akagun!!!! .Na why kingtom never marry and the mumu don get money.ijebu people I hail
No be lie ooooo, abòki people sabi shine shoe ah swear and their money no dey cost. ( apologies to abòkis in the house)





very fuuny comments

SexySapphire:

This cracked me up big time. Still can't stop laughing especially this part "pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero" lmao. So hilarious

Bofemsky:
Guy, you get liver dey yab Ijebus! But I no go vex plenty as you don hail!

Na yoke I dey yoke oooo, abeg no vex

chrisgush:


very fuuny comments

Thanks

It shows there is high illiteracy in Nigeria.

*What about if you have a tatoo drawn on your body, you are definately a cultist.
*Beating males with a broom makes their thing disappear.
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Rule One:

Never get caught up in appearances
Never take anything at face value.

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