distress:

-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly
are you remembering this?
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
keep reading
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight
back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes
her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?
16-ALWAYS HUG HER AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN YOU SEE HER.
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful,  not sexy!
20-TELL HER THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT HER!
oh, and on that last one,  u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help
we might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to get
us things
26-DONT LIE TO HER
27-DONT CHEAT ON HER
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a
good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she
doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can
always count on you
are you still reading this? u better be, its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you
want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she
will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in
and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're
mad. If shes upset, comfort h
remember this next time you are with her
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES AND TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so
she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your
fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes
and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. ALWAYS REMIND HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER

distress:

-touch her waist
2-talk to her
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss her slowly
are you remembering this?
6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends
keep reading
11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight
back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes
her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?
16-ALWAYS HUG HER AND SAY "I LOVE YOU" WHEN YOU SEE HER.
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful,  not sexy!
20-TELL HER THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT HER!
oh, and on that last one,  u need to show her you mean it too
21-kiss her on the lips
22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-tell her what feels good
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help
we might deny it but we actually like and kinda want you to get
us things
26-DONT LIE TO HER
27-DONT CHEAT ON HER
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a
good day at school, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she
doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can
always count on you
are you still reading this? u better be, its important
31. Hold her close when she's cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you
want to kiss them).
34. While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she
will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in
and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35. Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're
mad. If shes upset, comfort h
remember this next time you are with her
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. LOOK DEEP INTO HER EYES AND TELL HER THAT YOU LOVE HER
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so
she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your
fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes
and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible
MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED

41. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. ALWAYS REMIND HER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER

patwhizkid:

Tommy, u are a stammerer, i can't date u. Even wen we are talking on fone, u stammer badly. I can't cope with u plz. Even wen u want 2 kiss, chat on YM, etc, u stammer, go & look 4 a stammerer abeg.

Finally:

   

  Are U shitting me!!!!!

Whatever happened to "Wham , bam , Thank U missy" 

Free_rhyme:


All this 4 one Girl dat u r not sure of marrying, well i will advise u not 2 even try dat cos is only when u have money girls will be by ur side, but bros if u no get money,  wahala dey ooh, she go call u monkey, especially if she's a beautiful gal. man dont even do any one of that, u beta just go straight 2 the point which is Lets go out(F*****K).

FL Gators:

See all the men on this thread complain.

This is soooooooooooooooooo not a good sigh for Naija women.

Poster, they don't have to, but it's be nice if they do

*Whistle*
Hey, you two!!! Wake up!!
This ain't no stone age, better get it together before I play bowling with both your heads.