pickabeau1:


you mean smell pucci?


cc: 5minsmadness dinachi

But seriously,

Most guys have issues explaining thier sexual inclinations to thier loved ones. And they are highly embarrassed to voice thier opinions on certain turnoffs for fear of offending thier spouse e. g:

Smelly pucci
Stinking armpits
Stinking hair
Body odour
Fat vajayjay
Multicoloured vajayjay
Excessively hairy vajayjay
Watery vajayjays
Wide ocean vajayjays
Puckered vajayjays
"borehole"vajayjays
Vajayjays with excess skin
Obese tummies with skin folds whose undersides are unwashed
Discharging pussi
Mouth odour
Dirty thighs
Rash infested buttocks
Stinking underwear
Stretch marks (though this one turns me on )
Etc.

Op, mishipsy, go through the list pls. Anything familiar?

Teempakguy:
How fat are you?

Are you saying men don't lash fat Ladies? Nl is making some of u reason things upside down.

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

first of all ask your self ,when did it start? how sexy are you? have you been denying sex for him? from experience I notice many married woman don't initiate sex and during sex they don't contribute.just lying down like log of wood after the man have beg and begged.secondly, many feel they only doing their man a favour. but in a real sense, they enjoyed it much as man. when this go for long time, the man may find alternative, instead of always begging his wife. you don't starve a man just to show you have important assets. may be your speech and action you showed him that you don't need sex.that sex is a disturbance to you.that you do it, just to satisfy him.

masturbation,alcoholic addiction,Forex trading addiction,pornograghy all have a simmilar way of stimulating the brain . the solution is like this 1.he must recognize that it is bad thing 2. he should admit thta the force that is causing him to masturbate is stromger than him. 3.he should confess and seek for help .4. u his wife shoyuld help him to quit 5.take the ccrr approach;cause,context,replace,repeat the replacement which should be you.he shoulkd take one day at a time to overcome it 6. Check the website of Alcoholic anonymous to tackle it.8 seek the face of God to destroy the Auto masturbnative programming of his brain.

refreshrate:


Vag tightening cream babe.
Do research, that na why project dey carry point pass theory exam for school!

undoubtedly, there are numerous creams for tightening the vag but then having known practically that these creams do have after effect, many women wouldn't wanna start tightening something after first or second child especially for those who wants more...
point is I do not believe truly that a loose vag would be responsible for a man to masturbate... he must like it to do so.

5minsmadness:




But seriously,

Most guys have issues explaining thier sexual inclinations to thier loved ones. And they are highly embarrassed to voice thier opinions on certain turnoffs for fear of offending thier spouse e. g:

Smelly pucci
Stinking armpits
Stinking hair
Body odour
Fat vajayjay
Multicoloured vajayjay
Excessively hairy vajayjay
Watery vajayjays
Wide ocean vajayjays
Puckered vajayjays
"borehole"vajayjays
Vajayjays with excess skin
Obese tummies with skin folds whose undersides are unwashed
Discharging pussi
Mouth odour
Dirty thighs
Rash infested buttocks
Stinking underwear
Stretch marks (though this one turns me on )
Etc.

Op, mishipsy, go through the list pls. Anything familiar?

r0cky:
Na this kind talk dey tire person

Bros, proffer yours if any. Shes desperately in need of help.

oladeledave:
what is dis one saying

How does your post relate to the topic?
Please if you can answer. No be everybody need lesson teacher.
If you must advertise your school or whatever the hell it is create your own topic so people who are interested will click on it.

Coming in the middle of a post to advertise your jamb lesson or whatever the hell that sorry excuse youre advertising is in the middle of a topic like this
1. Is Rude
2. Shows me you clearly do not know what you are doing so why in Gods name should i waste my time coming to you when you clearly have shown me from your first point of contact that you lack direction?
3. Na you wise pass people who pay to actually advertise on NL abi?

...just asking.

Now you know what this one is saying
Do a research find out if your predecessors who follow this pattern like you actually get it right?

Houseofglam7:
Take him to a strip club and pay to let him have a lap dance!

I swear na car him go nail you!


If that doesn't work, sell him on OLX

Hahahaha you are baddddt.

Houseofglam7:
Take him to a strip club and pay to let him have a lap dance!

I swear na car him go nail you!


If that doesn't work, sell him on OLX

Lolest!!

Mprepz:
LWKM
Bind that demon
Go and learn how to satisfy him
Change your looks
Wear more attractive clothes
Bang him well
Let him hunger for your POMO

Hehehehehehe.....Lwkmd


POMO (Canda) indeed


BAD nigga

Don't even ask him. Hit gym, dress well and try to look very sexy. Make sure your nails are always intact. I hope you are working?. Try looking beautiful when going out. Don't even notice him. Try these and thank me l8tr.

Two of u should sort ur wahala

Hmmmm' this is serious!

Please am coming back for your question

Let me go and gather some marital experience before I can properly face you.

.

Oyind17:







Are you saying men don't lash fat Ladies? Nl is making some of u reason things upside down.

some men don't lash fat ladies.
I was going to interview her but she didn't even answer my first question.

5minsmadness:




But seriously,

Most guys have issues explaining thier sexual inclinations to thier loved ones. And they are highly embarrassed to voice thier opinions on certain turnoffs for fear of offending thier spouse e. g:

Smelly pucci
Stinking armpits
Stinking hair
Body odour
Fat vajayjay
Multicoloured vajayjay
Excessively hairy vajayjay
Watery vajayjays
Wide ocean vajayjays
Puckered vajayjays
"borehole"vajayjays
Vajayjays with excess skin
Obese tummies with skin folds whose undersides are unwashed
Discharging pussi
Mouth odour
Dirty thighs
Rash infested buttocks
Stinking underwear
Stretch marks (though this one turns me on )
Etc.

Op, mishipsy, go through the list pls. Anything familiar?

well dayum nigga you done met some pretty ' unsavory characters'

Maybe ur punpun is not sweet, too dry, too dirty or stinks. Maybe he thinks u have a disease. Maybe he is a jerk. Maybe he has a spiritual wife thing. Maybe.....

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

Teempakguy:
How fat are you?

I swear I was gonna ask the same thing. If u r on some sumo wrestler is then u already know what the problem is.

Houseofglam7:





Lets just say I have a creative imagination

That's one hell of a creative imagination

be sure dat i wud not like to get into war of words with anyone here, cos i knw d actual response to give u.
so u can express ur sef lyk dis and you were saying unserious stuffs b4.
conclusively, i think you lack approach and manner of expression, you nid to work on that

refreshrate:


How does your post relate to the topic?
Please if you can answer. No be everybody need lesson teacher.
If you must advertise your school or whatever the hell it is create your own topic so people who are interested will click on it.

Coming in the middle of a post to advertise your jamb lesson or whatever the hell that sorry excuse youre advertising is in the middle of a topic like this
1. Is Rude
2. Shows me you clearly do not know what you are doing so why in Gods name should i waste my time coming to you when you clearly have shown me from your first point of contact that you lack direction?
3. Na you wise pass people who pay to actually advertise on NL abi?

...just asking.

Now you know what this one is saying
Do a research find out if your predecessors who follow this pattern like you actually get it right?

justmag:


I swear I was gonna ask the same thing. If u r on some sumo wrestler is then u already know what the problem is.

What has fat gotten to do with the husband's bad habit?

francescainnoce:

undoubtedly, there are numerous creams for tightening the vag but then having known practically that these creams do have after effect, many women wouldn't wanna start tightening something after first or second child especially for those who wants more...
point is I do not believe truly that a loose vag would be responsible for a man to masturbate... he must like it to do so.

Na dis one go cause quarrel for here.
How can a man prefer masturbation to the real thing?
Unless sha o if dem dey worry am from village, then thats a totally different story. However most times women could be quite uncooperative. Telling a guy you have a headache when konji catches him is the height of wickedness ahswear.
All this Iran USA nuclear bomb threat is not half as powerful as when konji holds a guy. He now nears you, you say youre not in the mood or you have a headache

*silence*
*long silence*

You keep doing this he gets more Nos than yes' babe na to find alternative o.

The thing getting wide after child birth sha, is it not elastic? abi how?
Then there are other ways to get him to that point where he leaves his hand to rest and no need buying vaseline all the time na?

Sebi na unilever dey make vaseline? i suppose buy shares for that company o

misshipsy88:
For sometime I have noticed that my husband would rather masturbate instead of having sex with me,even when I try as much as possible to spice up our sex life.please what do I do to stop it?

You gotten the answer you looking for right? Next
time don't bring serious issue like this yo Nl. A teen
asked if your fat? learn to sort things out with your
hubby.

coolsix:


Son of a bI*tch

She is married.. dumbass

I know she Is married Bt she needs our help.I just help one of my neighbours wife yesterday night.I am generous.

show him what he is missing.....

Firstly, Woman, if you have never discussed such sensitive allegations with your husband privately before putting him on full blast on social media to be ridiculed and yourself and marriage in larger extension then I must say you are definitely immature, selfish and irresponsible, pray and hope your said husband never stumbles on this piece and the responses as its a definite path to destruction for your marriage as we don't even know his side of the story which might clarify a lot.

In the instance that you have discussed such findings with him then how active is your sexual relationship with your husband? He must definitely satisfy your cravings for you to worry about this selfish act of his, Do you wonder if he is stressed out or depressed about some issues?

Having open discussions with your partner devoid of assumptions and any form of aggression is the best way to resolve marital issues.

Its marriage for heavens sake not a boyfriend/ girlfriend relationship..

Wishing you all the best.

Teempakguy:
How fat are you?

When I first saw your comment, I thought it was childish, but after thinking about it for a few seconds, I found it necessary. At the op, your weight might be part of the reasons that is turning your husband off. Note the word I used: reasons.

Teempakguy:
some men don't lash fat ladies.
I was going to interview her but she didn't even answer my first question.

The guy must av been masturbatin before she met him. Fat is not the issue here

pickabeau1:


you mean smell pucci?


cc: 5minsmadness dinachi

something like dat cos i wonder y her husbanx choose to self service dan having sex with her.#who does dat?

bigerboy200:

6 rounds?? And u think u are normal?? Hell no..Rush to synagogue for deliverance bro..

I met prophet T.B Joshua last month Bt he told me that am normal,that it's just divine energy.I want to use d energy to assist d female folks whose husband Is lacking behind

refreshrate:


Na dis one go cause quarrel for here.
How can a man prefer masturbation to the real thing?
Unless sha o if dem dey worry am from village, then thats a totally different story. However most times women could be quite uncooperative. Telling a guy you have a headache when konji catches him is the height of wickedness ahswear.
All this Iran USA nuclear bomb threat is not half as powerful as when konji holds a guy. He now nears you, you say youre not in the mood or you have a headache

*silence*
*long silence*

You keep doing this he gets more Nos than yes' babe na to find alternative o.

The thing getting wide after child birth sha, is it not elastic? abi how?
Then there are other ways to get him to that point where he leaves his hand to rest and no need buying vaseline all the time na?

Sebi na unilever dey make vaseline? i suppose buy shares for that company o

lol.....haha
please no quarrel me ooo
I hear you