DandyPearl:
Abeg make I just dey one corner they jejenly and non-humanly dey observe. Water don pass garri for here Heemah, damyem, calmdove bia bia. Coman see as one bae cuz commotion for here. You henn donkross1 I think its high time I do good on my promise of breaking your legs. Infact as per say I'm your shuga shuga I think you should just step down from this bartending position. Abi what you think Well all the human and non-human single baes on this thread should know donkross1 is mine. Just as mattkent z heemah's. No go area!!!

Sageez:
donkross1 did u read this? So better stay off that babe:

Bia Bia Heemah I don see you for doormot. I know say you go wan abuse me... Oya abuse







Blessinzy enter na.

Gud afternoon everyone! How u holding up with this harsh weather? The Sun at my town can fry human being to Kilishi. To my besties : Dandypearl, Calmdove 0p0and Damyem, missed u bunch..Sorry i switched to Non human mode these past few days! Was busy with my cousin's wedding ceremony! I brought lots of goodies for u guys..Sageez, Afz9095, djhack1, maggielovely (pls stop turning guys head with your beauty) and others, wats popping?
Now to the main koko, donkross1, come and sit in front of me first. Why can't u stick to a woman? It's always you and every new girl on this thread? U no dey tire? Are u the only man here? After all, Sageez, djhack1 and others are here..As from now on, Sageez will assume the position of the bartender on this thread..You are suspended indefinitely!
Have I spoken your mind, Dandypearl Bestie?
Btw, anyone that knows Mattkent had better tell him I'm divorcing him soon..Where has he been all this while??

[color=#990000][/color] Vhiz story iz one in a million! I bet!

heemah:

Now to the main koko, donkross1, come and sit in front of me first. Why can't u stick to a woman? It's always you and every new girl on this thread? U no dey tire? Are u the only man here? After all, Sageez, djhack1 and others are here..As from now on, Sageez will assume the position of the bartender on this thread..You are suspended indefinitely!
Have I spoken your mind, Dandypearl Bestie?

So that's all you have to say, okay I accept

Sageez:
Maggielovely what is the meaning of your signature and what language is it? It sounds kinda French though and I like the way it sounds

It z french language nd it means My name is Miss Margaret, I am a student...

heemah:
I brought lots of goodies for u guys..Sageez, Afz9095, djhack1, maggielovely (pls stop turning guys head with your beauty) and others, wats popping?

Im nt turning any guy's head nah or any1 dat Im turning his head shld pls notify nw.

AnthCunny:
[color=#990000][/color] Vhiz story iz one in a million! I bet!

Thanks man.

dhummystecah:
Bro mattkent,
this is an exquisite piece of work.
I haven't been able to drop my phone since I started reading this morning....Literally, am reading it the same way Janelle superspeed to fetch sadiq's laptop.

Very funny tnx dear.

Mattkent:


Thanks man.

Mattkent your wife don sack me ooo just because say I catch her dey flirt with one dude for another thread. She dey even talk say she wan divorce you. Sheybi I dey warn you about that girl.

Sageez:
i was asking myself this same question, why look at her profile pic when i have a beautiful gf?

Buh babe your beauty na DIE, am sure your boo's name is LUCKY and the name is really working for him. See beauty! Anyway, welcome to the most active lit thread on Nl. Enjoy the ride.

See toasting skills sha... how do i enroll in your toasting skul ?

donkross1:



Mattkent your wife don sack me ooo just because say I catch her dey flirt with one dude for another thread. She dey even talk say she wan divorce you. Sheybi I dey warn you about that girl.

I see am na. we don already sign d divorce papers tey tey.

heemah:
Gud afternoon everyone! How u holding up with this harsh weather? The Sun at my town can fry human being to Kilishi. To my besties : Dandypearl, Calmdove 0p0and Damyem, missed u bunch..Sorry i switched to Non human mode these past few days! Was busy with my cousin's wedding ceremony! I brought lots of goodies for u guys..Sageez, Afz9095, djhack1, maggielovely (pls stop turning guys head with your beauty) and others, wats popping?
Now to the main koko, donkross1, come and sit in front of me first. Why can't u stick to a woman? It's always you and every new girl on this thread? U no dey tire? Are u the only man here? After all, Sageez, djhack1 and others are here..As from now on, Sageez will assume the position of the bartender on this thread..You are suspended indefinitely!
Have I spoken your mind, Dandypearl Bestie?
Btw, anyone that knows Mattkent had better tell him I'm divorcing him soon..Where has he been all this while??

You did dear. Welcome back dearie.

HelenBee:
Uncle mattkent pls sir comman give us food.

Its loading. Hopefully this week I will drop it.

Mattkent:


I see am na. we don already sign d divorce papers tey tey.

Correct

DandyPearl:
You did dear. Welcome back dearie.

Person sack me, you say she do well?
It's over between us.





Single fine girls in the building , where una dey *robbingmysixpack***

Hey Mattkent welcome back from the land of the Non-human good to have you back so when are we to expect another update Donkross1

arinze3131:
am beginning 2 get angry ova dis delay in updating here.wots really wrong?

I am really really sorry. I haven't been unable to type cos of some factors. but I intend to update this week hopefully.

Damyem:
omo i dey here o. I jxt sidon crossleg cum open eye dey search for mattkent lyk cat wey dey luk for mouse. His tring me patience

No vex no be my fault. I go soon update sha.

DandyPearl:
Hey Mattkent welcome back from the land of the Non-human good to have you back so when are we to expect another update Donkross1

Thank u. This week hopefully.

ablatgraphicplus:
Mattkent, i don't know how to qualify your intelligence because all have been said, but let me pray for you... God bless you up and down, happy you always...

i just continue your story yesterday from where i stop, when i read where Sodiq dead, i pity the guy while must he become a virgin ghost...

the way you twisted the story no one saw it coming..
continue the good work. i still dey follow.

Thnx man....amen amen n amen!

virtuedagirl:
Wow!Mattkent a wonderful story u've got here,i started yesterday & finally i'm here,i enjoyed every bit of it,d outstanding characters,ur writing prowess is just too gud&the thread is very lively,..Thumbs up man pls keep d updates coming.

thank you. glad u enjoyed every bit of it.

Hmmmmmm, anyway wlcm bak afta d mid thread break@mattkent... weldone o donkross1....

Maggielovely:
Hmmmmmm, anyway wlcm bak afta d mid thread break@mattkent... weldone o donkross1....

what I do ooo

donkross1:
what I do ooo

Ntin jst griting u 4 ur up nd doings

Maggielovely:
Ntin jst griting u 4 ur up nd doings

Tanku ma

donkross1:

Tanku ma

U re wlcm......

Mattkent:


See toasting skills sha... how do i enroll in your toasting skul ?

oga na u b my coach na

Maggielovely:
It z french language nd it means My name is Miss Margaret, I am a student...

wow! Will u b my french teacher?

heemah:
Gud afternoon everyone! How u holding up with this harsh weather? The Sun at my town can fry human being to Kilishi. To my besties : Dandypearl, Calmdove 0p0and Damyem, missed u bunch..Sorry i switched to Non human mode these past few days! Was busy with my cousin's wedding ceremony! I brought lots of goodies for u guys..Sageez, Afz9095, djhack1, maggielovely (pls stop turning guys head with your beauty) and others, wats popping?
Now to the main koko, donkross1, come and sit in front of me first. Why can't u stick to a woman? It's always you and every new girl on this thread? U no dey tire? Are u the only man here? After all, Sageez, djhack1 and others are here..As from now on, Sageez will assume the position of the bartender on this thread..You are suspended indefinitely!
Have I spoken your mind, Dandypearl Bestie?
Btw, anyone that knows Mattkent had better tell him I'm divorcing him soon..Where has he been all this while??

I know mattkent buh telling him you'l soon divorce him is suicidal.

Mattkent:


I see am na. we don already sign d divorce papers tey tey.

did u just say that?? Dandypearl comman see something ooo...Water don pass garri! Hmmmnn!! Laughing in Japanese!

heemah:

did u just say that?? Dandypearl comman see something ooo...Water don pass garri! Hmmmnn! Laughing in Japanese!