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52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by 247frolicboss(m): 11:21pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
1. Make her cum daily. 2. Compliment her genuinely. 3. Leave a candy and a blank cheque for her to find. 4. Kiss her for At least, 8 seconds. 5. Hold her hands. 6. Whisper sweet words in her ear. 7. Caress her—she loves to feel your gentle touch. 8. Appreciate her for the things she does for you daily. 9. Praise her in front of others. 10. Dedicate a post to her on her favorite blog. 11. Deliver Nice flowers to her. 12. Take her on a surprise date. 13. Keep the communication alive. 14. Put your arm around her. 15. Take a shower together. 16. Don't blame her for all your loss. 17. Praise her to her face. 18. Take care of the car maintenance. 19. Do not forget special occasions. Eg: birthday, wedding anniversary, valentines day, etc. 20. Don't ever hide anything from her. Don't even think it! 21. Always kiss her Goodnight. 22. Always be positive. 23. Handle her mood swings. 24. Admit when you're wrong and beg for forgiveness with a new car. 25. Sacrifice for her. 26. Don't mention her weight! No matter how fat or skinny she is, don't make the mistake of mentioning it. 27. Look into her Eyes. 28. Write her a Love Poem. 29. Massage her body. 30. Call her if you're going to be late.. Don't keep her in suspense! 31. Don't argue over money! 32. When she is crying, don't say a word. Just hold her in your arms. 33. Don't tease her too much. 34. Respect her. 35. Don't ever lie to your wife! 36. Sing and pray together. 37. Do things together. 38. Make sure you don't have a bad hygiene—if you do, correct it now. 39. Slow-dance in your room. 40. Don't be a workaholic— women hate it with passion! 41. Make out time to cuddle her. 42. Help her UnCloth. 43. Help out when she is heavy or sick. 44. Provide for her needs. 45. Don't correct her in front of others. 46. Take her on weekend trips. 47. Forgive her when she goes wrong. 48. When making love, describe aloud and in detail each thing that you do and how it makes you feel. This will greatly arouse your wife, as well as let her know that she's meeting your needs. 49. Take a jacuzzi bath together. 50. Plan your future with her. 51. Cook for her! 52. Finally, tell the world how much you love her. http://www..net/2015/07/52-deadly-ways-to-love-woman.html cc lalasticlala, ishilove |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by sirflex01(m): 11:27pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
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Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by ladyF(f): 11:27pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
I'm okay with the blank cheque |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by vislabraye(m): 11:40pm On Jul 23, 2015 |
Do yo watch 1000 ways to die ? If you follow these advices, your name will enter that list. 2 Likes |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by Fabrolistic: 12:14am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Interesting piece of trash. #No offence pls# |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by marv1: 12:19am On Jul 24, 2015 |
ladyF:B4 nko. I trust u. |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by Mrbigman1(m): 12:33am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Another 51 extra blank cheques will solve all problems and romance completely. Thanks |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by MsBliss(f): 6:47am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Appease whenever you wrong her with a new car .So if you wrong her 20 times in a month, how many cars will be hers at the end of the month? |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by Jorussia(m): 7:10am On Jul 24, 2015 |
we don hear from you o.op you think its easy to do all these things without failing? if you spoil your wife with over pampering, you will live to bear the consequences. |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by Islie: 7:13am On Jul 24, 2015 |
Can't allow my marriage be dictated by list I will just be myself which is more profitable than acting someone else |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by adedayourt(m): 10:13am On Jul 24, 2015 |
make her cum daily- are u a sex machine deliver nice flower to her- nig gals dont like flower, som take it nd u ll find it in d bin a weet later beg for 4givness wit a car? am sure u made a mistake der, u dont really mean dat leave her a blank cheque? DONT TRY THIS AT ALL :- in Jonh Cenas voice look into her eyes.- even wen she has apolo |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by Chidoks(f): 10:41am On Jul 24, 2015 |
1,3,15,17,29,31,32,42,48-50,52. most importantly 3! blank cheque?i will so love him... |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by dyttt: 11:12am On Jul 24, 2015 |
i was thinking about her thinking about me when i open my eyes i find out its only just a dreaaaaammmmmmmmmm |
Re: 52 Deadly Ways To Love A Woman by BuddhaPalm(m): 11:55am On Jul 24, 2015 |
If you like serve anyone your head on a platter (male or female). Lai lai, once ojukokoro dey, e dey. |
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