“Whilst appreciating the tenterhooks of political ventriloquists,carpetbaggers,economic chichidodos and a vaudeville of pundits as to what they perceive as the phlegmatic predilection of President Buhari in the constitution of his cabinet,i would rather deposit in their objurgatory piazza the Chinese apophthegm which urges,that sofily sofily catchee monkey.”

“President Buhari must not be bludgeoned into precipitate,frenetic,fatuous and kamikazeic gambits that is obliviscence of the twelve years of political anomie and economic marshmallow occasioned by economic vampires and political pachucos. Am sanguine that a little more patience from Nigerians will prove that in Buhari they have found both a political palladium and an economic palisade…..”

This guy needs to be schooled on the basics of communication skills, what is the essence of communication if your target audience can't understand the message and can't give feedbacks. The man needs to re-arrange his brain, I don't trip for all this non-sense, I know this is what apc e-rats like, they will soon come to analyze non-sense.

The grammatical libido of this man is always high, hope he won't have artistic priapism

Do I have to read the meaningless reaction

Infact no sauce
Guess that's why the aroma is malodorous

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coolestrogue:
This guy needs to be schooled on the basics of communication skills, what is the essence of communication if your target audience can't understand the message and can't give feedbacks. The man needs to re-arrange his brain, I don't trip for all this non-sense, I know this is what apc e-rats like, they will soon come to analyze non-sense.

1. Certain people are in a hurry for ministers to be appointed.
2. Nigerians should know as the Chinese do: They do things slowly so that they won't come back to redo them again.
3. People like you should not rush Buhari.
4. You've spent countless years under PDP without getting anything done. A little patience won't do you any harm as Buhari is set to undo the political and economic cataclysm and Armageddon PDP was about to plunge this nation into.

MalcoImX:

1. Certain people are in a hurry for ministers to be appointed.
2. Nigerians should know as the Chinese do: They do things slowly so that they won't come back to redo them again.
3. People like you should not rush Buhari.
4. You've spent countless years under PDP without getting anything done. A little patience won't do you any harm as Buhari is set to undo the political and economic cataclysm and Armageddon PDP was about to plunge this nation into.

Also tell those market women what tou just told me, thanks in advance.

Buhari using permanent secretary are better for his country nigeria

coolestrogue:

Also tell those market women what tou just told me, thanks in advance.

I don't know whether the market women would understand, but did they complain, as you're doing, about understanding Obahiagbon's grammar?

Hehehe, if I go deaf or blind as a result of these ballistic missiles, you people should hold Obahiagbon responsible.

MalcoImX:

1. Certain people are in a hurry for ministers to be appointed.
2. Nigerians should know as the Chinese do: They do things slowly so that they won't come back to redo them again.
3. People like you should not rush Buhari.
4. You've spent countless years under PDP without getting anything done. A little patience won't do you any harm as Buhari is set to undo the political and economic cataclysm and Armageddon PDP was about to plunge this nation into.

Coolestrogue is right, what you explained above is just a summary, it didn't bring out the full thought of the writer, incessant use of similar words is childish that is why Patrick was made object of ridicule in the house of rep. Well, waiting concern agboro with overload.

iykenex:

Coolestrogue is right, what you explained above is just a summary, it didn't bring out the full thought of the writer, incessant use of similar words is childish that is why Patrick was made object of ridicule in the house of rep. Well, waiting concern agboro with overload.

But he couldn't say he didn't understand him. Patrick didn't lay claim to formal English rules. His sentences are amalgams and concoctions of languages created for a purpose. I think he's more of a malaprop and an entertainer than an English grammarian. He brings comic relief to serious situations, and therefore, is a needed 'pill' in these troubling times.