softysparky:
Hahahaha Op don carry belle

Na so person take dey carry belle for your village? Olodo.

joeway:



Thanks for your reply you said that i need to start PEP within 72 hrs Please what is Pep can it prevent me from getting Hiv if she is postive am afraid of any kind disease . the problem is that today is sunday hospitals may not open today. but she is planing to go now but i have stop her not go anywhere until she go for test she is angry with me that am holding her hostage but i don't care i have told her that she must wait until hospital open

miblolo:
If u have no bridged surface on that area to get access to ur body..then u may b safe.or rather take her immediately to a near by clinic & get HIV screening done...incase she is positive then u need 2 start PEP within 72hrs of exposure.or are there other illnesses u re afraid of?

joeway:



Thanks for your reply you said that i need to start PEP within 72 hrs Please what is Pep can it prevent me from getting Hiv if she is postive am afraid of any kind disease . the problem is that today is sunday hospitals may not open today. but she is planing to go now but i have stop her not go anywhere until she go for test she is angry with me that am holding her hostage but i don't care i have told her that she must wait until hospital open

dayleke:


^^^^ Are you for real?
Landlords Association getting involved in Squirting matters?
Eleyi gidi gan o
Odikwa serious
My friend,what did you tell them happened?
And the Landlords too on a sunday morning no get better thing to do sha?
This should be in the jokes's section,walahi....

joeway:


You we not understand this is a matter of life so there's nothing to hide i have to open up the girl wanted to play fast on me that she want to go so i have to report her. so i have to cry for help so people can help me

FriedPlantain:
Relax, all she did was squirt on your condom and some poured on skin. Just wash your pen1s well and confirm the condom didn't break, you have no cause to scare yourself this much.

Please do let the poor lady leave she has done no wrong biko.

papaejima1:
every hidden thing shall be exposed!
OP must be living in the most illiterate backwater area of whatever locale he stays.

Landlords join you go the girl's house
Hope you showed them where the thing poured?

joeway:


You we not understand this is a matter of life so there's nothing to hide i have to open up the girl wanted to play fast on me that she want to go so i have to report her. so i have to cry for help so people can help me

joeway:


Thanks you mean if i don't any cut in my pen.is i can't contact any disease

joeway:


Sir i don't live in the most illiterate backwater area i live in a very nice area. Am the one that own my house that i live now. the landlords in my street are all most young guys like me so they understand it can happen to anybody

papaejima1:

If there is no cut, wound or abrasions on your member where the fluid touched, you can smile.

If while removing the condom you did not transfer the fluid to any part where you have a cut or an opening on your member, you can smile.

If after pulling the condom safely you did not hold your member or touch the tip with the same hand, you can smile.

But if any of the above is negative, bros abeg start looking for a black goat in the daytime oo

papaejima1:
hahaha, my brother don't mind us, we are just poking harmless fun at you. The scenario is quite comical but I realise it is a serious matter to you.
At this stage you need not die before your time joor what is done is done. Wait till tmoro and do a Urinalysis and MCS (microbial culture and sensitivity) or whatever else the labs will recommend.

Now cheer up, go to church or play some music and eat hot rice. Life goes on.

FriedPlantain:
Na so person take dey carry belle for your village? Olodo.

funlord:


You sef wait na! Maybe the lady in question was Aisha buhari! Don't be quick 2 boot the sad sack out! She's a political figure after all!

joeway:



Please this is not joke time if you know the medicine i need to buy now please help me

joeway:



Please this is not joke time if you know the medicine i need to buy now please help me

softysparky:

Heheheheh Moma said once a boy and girl do something they must carry belle oo.

papaejima1:
every hidden thing shall be exposed!
OP must be living in the most illiterate backwater area of whatever locale he stays.

Landlords join you go the girl's house
Hope you showed them where the thing poured?

softysparky:

Heheheheh Moma said once a boy and girl do something they must carry belle oo.

and who did Momma say will carry the belle after dem do do the something? The guy, the girl abi na two of them?

Eyop:

Wetin be the something

FriedPlantain:
and who did Momma say will carry the belle after dem do do the something? The guy, the girl abi na two of them?

softysparky:

Eyop I'm trying to figure it out since please can you help me?

Eyop:

Softy,for how long have you been trying to figure it out

Eyop:

Softy,for how long have you been trying to figure it out