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Hi, I'm CAITLYN! by marvelck: 9:10am On Jul 29, 2015
Hi, I'm Caitlyn!

Guess you're a 'cat' with two personalities
One who is both a father and mother,
to about 10 kids or more,
And also a grand dad/ma.
You've had affairs with lots of women,
in the past as a man
and even married twice or so.
But suddenly and as if struck by lightning,
You became a woman overnight,
Getting all the attention,
And displaying feminine straits
That would even make some women
green with envy.
While 'carting' away awards here and there
like someone with a magic wand.
Imagine all the things you did to women,
and about to start doing to men.
Still finding it hard to believe,
Bruce Jenner
The famous Olympian is gone.
Hidden inside the body of a woman,
turned against his own spirit by Kris,
A woman with an history of fallen men,
And known for her vain lifestyle.
Now, Caitlyn lives in isolation,
doing her best to be accepted,
but yet making millions of dollars by the minute,
Beaming, sobbing and clutching handbags,
meant only for women.
Cait, you'll always be a man
Forget all this media hype and charade.
Cos, it's all part of the Kardashian Kraze!
Re: Hi, I'm CAITLYN! by missbehave247(m): 9:12am On Jul 29, 2015
undecided
Re: Hi, I'm CAITLYN! by doomsdayII(m): 9:14am On Jul 29, 2015
Just skip to the very end readers. Only kardashian picked my interest
Re: Hi, I'm CAITLYN! by Nobody: 9:19am On Jul 29, 2015
undecided undecided
Re: Hi, I'm CAITLYN! by Babe2sure(f): 10:29am On Jul 29, 2015
Lol....... "A satirical poem to Caitlyn."

OP, the topic is in first person singular, while the "body" of the write-up, is in second person singular. It doesn't go like that.
You should write from the same view point.
Nice write-up, though.
Re: Hi, I'm CAITLYN! by jaykaylegend(m): 10:58am On Jul 29, 2015
Why are you pained??
Re: Hi, I'm CAITLYN! by marvelck: 11:48am On Jul 29, 2015
The Title of the post is meant to be an introduction of the person, while the body of the post talks about the person

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