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Still Thinking About This: Man Calls Police To Arrest Cat For Eating His Bacon! by mazeech: 6:08pm On Aug 03, 2015
If you eat any other type of food that belongs to him, he can probably let it go, but one thing he can’t let go is eating his bacon. He will call police, whether you're human or animal! grin

A British man in West Yorkshire, UK called 999 -- the British version of 911 to report what he believed was a serious crime: His cat ate his bacon.
The call began with the caller being asked: "What's your emergency?"

The response: "Er..me girlfriend has let the cat eat my bacon"

The operator keeps her cool and professionally asks whether he wants them to arrest his girlfriend or the cat

And when the man replies both, she firmly tells him: "Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. And we don't arrest cats."

Read details and listen to the recorded (90 seconds call) here - https://www.mazech.com/arrest_the_cat%3F

Re: Still Thinking About This: Man Calls Police To Arrest Cat For Eating His Bacon! by amokeme(f): 6:29pm On Aug 03, 2015
Lol... Crazy..
Re: Still Thinking About This: Man Calls Police To Arrest Cat For Eating His Bacon! by mazeech: 6:34pm On Aug 03, 2015
lol, e be lyke say he dey hungry well well dat time, and his cat come chop his food grin
Re: Still Thinking About This: Man Calls Police To Arrest Cat For Eating His Bacon! by Nobody: 6:45pm On Aug 03, 2015
Lol!
Re: Still Thinking About This: Man Calls Police To Arrest Cat For Eating His Bacon! by mazeech: 7:25pm On Aug 03, 2015
Brandnew2:
Lol!

grin smiley cheesy
Re: Still Thinking About This: Man Calls Police To Arrest Cat For Eating His Bacon! by Nobody: 7:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
mazeech:

grin smiley cheesy
Crazy people everywhere.

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