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The One Minute Man. by Nobody: 6:31pm On Aug 04, 2015
A big for nothing is that man who is naturally endowed but still finds it difficult to make his woman happy in the corridors of tango takes two.

TRAGEDY is when you are there with her after the initial marathon and she’s wishing her ex- (the power house) would wake her up from this nightmare

COMEDY is when you ask her about what you guys just did, (remembering you came after one minute) and she simply tells you that she’s not really a sex freak.

REALITY is when you wish more to make love with her than she desires to have sex with you.

CATASTROPHE is when you start hearing rumours that a particular guy or boss is seen more often with your woman than Jay Z and Beyonce are seen together.

CALAMITY is when the said guy or boss gives your woman a lift home and informs you that she is a hardworking woman and rather than act like a man, you look up and say, thank you sir, the hardworking trait runs in the family.

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