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10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by danimodd(m): 5:10pm On Aug 05, 2015
The high-functioning part of a man’s brain basically shuts down the minute your pants come off. It’s not that we don’t think; our thoughts just become, well, simple.Naked woman. Must touch.

But that changes when we go down on you because, suddenly, we have a goal. We need a strategy. And we need to silence theme, me, mepart of our brains long enough to make you feel totally happy with your decision to get into bed with us. In that moment, here’s what your guy is likely to be thinking.

1. Is That It?
A man’s penis is easy to find. It’s all up in your face like a new Beyoncé song. But your clitoris? It’s more like an original-press Beatles album on vinyl. The early stuff, no less. You can spend hours in a record shop, flipping through the wrong piles. Then suddenly…there it is! Hallelujah!

2. Whoa. Great Angle.
It’s underboob city down here. You look fantastic. We’d be happy to snap some pictures if you’d like.

3. Oh, No. It’s Stubble.
Those little one-sixteenth-inch hairs? They hurt. Don’t get us wrong—we’re still happy to be down here. But if you think about it before our next hook-up, a shave would be nice. Or maybe a wax? If that’s not your style, just grow it out a little so your pubes don’t feel like sandpaper.

4. I Sure Hope This Pays Off in a Mouth Gig.
One giveth and one receiveth, right?Right?!

5. Wait…Was That an Orgasm?
Again with the mystery! When guys get off, you know it. First there’s the battle cry, and then there’s the stain on the sheets. But with women—most women, anyway—a man can never be totally positive. Plus, we hear you’re prone to faking it. We hope you’re being sincere this time.Click here to read more http://www.odiongist.com/2015/08/the-high-functioning-part-of-mans-brain.html

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Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by Nobody: 5:12pm On Aug 05, 2015
Think not thinks
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by Chidexter(m): 5:21pm On Aug 05, 2015
How do i classify this posts. Smh

Besides its just American ish, definitely not written by a nigerian
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by Emeraldcute(f): 5:33pm On Aug 05, 2015
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by IamLEGEND1: 5:43pm On Aug 05, 2015
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by donholy28(m): 5:49pm On Aug 05, 2015
I hope it doesn't stink and taste bad....hmmmm voila its not bad
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by danimodd(m): 8:44pm On Aug 05, 2015
grin
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by Johnnoah1st: 9:17pm On Aug 05, 2015
danimodd:
The high-functioning part of a man’s brain basically shuts down the minute your pants come off. It’s not that we don’t think; our thoughts just become, well, simple.Naked woman. Must touch.

But that changes when we go down on you because, suddenly, we have a goal. We need a strategy. And we need to silence theme, me, mepart of our brains long enough to make you feel totally happy with your decision to get into bed with us. In that moment, here’s what your guy is likely to be thinking.

1. Is That It?
A man’s penis is easy to find. It’s all up in your face like a new Beyoncé song. But your clitoris? It’s more like an original-press Beatles album on vinyl. The early stuff, no less. You can spend hours in a record shop, flipping through the wrong piles. Then suddenly…there it is! Hallelujah!

2. Whoa. Great Angle.
It’s underboob city down here. You look fantastic. We’d be happy to snap some pictures if you’d like.
pls dont corrupt we virgins!
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by danimodd(m): 10:07pm On Aug 05, 2015
Virgins? Lol
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by danimodd(m): 10:05pm On Aug 07, 2015
grin grin
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by scentmarlc(m): 10:30pm On Aug 07, 2015
Johnnoah1st:
pls dont corrupt we virgins!
uhmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by datprincess(f): 8:56pm On Aug 11, 2015
nice though
Re: 10 Things Men Think While Going Down On You, 8 Is Hmmm. by danimodd(m): 8:40pm On Sep 09, 2015
sad sad

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