I was in my room last niyt. And I overheard my female neigbours talking in dere room. I was actually eavesdroppin ther conversation. so I heared them talkkng about mens joystick. They were both discussing the passion they have for big joystick. One of them even said she wud anything to sleep with a big-josticked dude. Unknown to them, that my joystick is as big as moses staff, maybe they would've have allowed give dem a piece of it. I'm intendeming to show them how big my joystick in other fr me to tap their current

So I ask Nairalanders ladies, do you really like big joysticl like my neighbours?

did u ask your mother and your sisters b
before coming here?
or you just have disrespect for ladies on nairaland?

Obadiah77:
I was in my room last niyt. And I overheard my female neigbours talking in dere room. I was actually eavesdroppin ther conversation. so I heared them talkkng about mens joystick. They were both discussing the passion they have for big joystick. One of them even said she wud anything to sleep with a big-josticked dude. Unknown to them, that my joystick is as big as moses staff, maybe they would've have allowed give dem a piece of it. I'm intendeming to show them how big my joystick in other fr me to tap their current

So I ask Nairalanders ladies, do you really like big joysticl like my neighbours?

Op fast qwension do u live in a face me i face u apartment
Video of them talkin or it never existed

carzola:

did u ask your mother and your sisters b
before coming here?
or you just have disrespect for ladies on nairaland?

i not in the position to ask dem such question. you don't ask your dad how to bleep, duyu?

Obadiah77:


i am not in the position to ask dem such question. i only asked my dad how he forks,my mum in the ass?

Why show the ladies of Niaraland such disrespect? go ge some home training learn to respect ladies.

halfrica:


Op fast qwension do u live in a face me i face u apartment
Video of them talkin or it never existed

not face me and face u. my house was built like a road side shop so you can easily ear wat the nect peopl in your rokm are saying. the girls tot i was not around. so dey startes talking sex.
i have no video, but its true it happend. what your view?

carzola:
Why show the ladies of Niaraland such disrespect? go ge some home training learn to respect ladies.

This is not disrespect. you learn sex things outside your home. when was the last time you asked your dad how to bleep girls? atleast that should be home training you talking abt.

Ladies and gentlemen, the upgraded version of stupidity is here, give it up for the op

faith551:
Ladies and gentlemen, the upgraded version of stupidity is here, give it up for the op

Nairaland and stupidity, what is stupidity here nw

Obadiah77:


Nairaland and stupidity, what is stupidity here nw

Brother forget, a mad man will never believe he is mad, only a second party understands
#sorry

Wen ur a billionaire..., girls be like, size doesn't matter

faith551:



Brother forget, a mad man will never believe he is mad, only a second party understands
#sorry

which means u are mad.

Obadiah77:

which means u are mad.

Let's allow the people of nairaland judge

faith551:


Let's allow the people of nairaland judge

you can't even write impeccable english smh

Next time... just enter their room naked

Obadiah77:
I was in my room last NIYT . And I overheard my female neigbours talking in dere room. I was actually EAVESDROPPIN ther conversation. so I heared them talkkng about mens joystick. They were both discussing the passion they have for big joystick. One of them even said she wud anything to sleep with a big-josticked dude. Unknown to (THEM , THAT ) my joystick is as big as moses staff, maybe they WOULD'VE HAVE ALLOWED GIVE dem a piece of it. I'm INTENDEMING to show them how big my joystick in OTHER FR ME TO TAP THEIR CURRENT

So I ask Nairalanders ladies, do you really like big JOYSTICL like my neighbours?

SO MISTER IMPECCABLE, ANALYZE YOUR ENGLISH (#the bolded words) AND SCORE YOURSELF. IF AM YOUR ENGLISH LECTURER, YOU'LL SURELY HAVE AN "F"

faith551:



Let's allow the people of nairaland judge

Obadiah77:

which means u are mad.

faith551:



Let's allow the people of nairaland judge

Since this two mof0s wants to know who is mad and who is not. I will be NLJEGA here, a simple poll should decide this. Hit like if you think faith551 is mad or share if you think Obadiah77 is mad

LEGEND SAYS:

Do not tempt my addiction bro.
at this time,I do not wish to discuss the affinity
of the ladies for big kondo.

gabazin080:

Since this two mof0s wants to know who is mad and who is not. I will be NLJEGA here, a simple poll should decide this. Hit like if you think faith551 is mad or share if you think Obadiah77 is mad

Am a simple cool, tolerant person, but dnt expect to step on my toes,and go free simply edit your comment and either remove my name or remove that mofo

lol @ this thread.

Well OP, the answer is simple, we can't all want the same thing. Some ladies like it big & some like it average. It's about preference. And we're not all built the same down there either- some are deep, shallow, narrow, "baggy", etc.

The things ladies discuss though , just brought back some of my eavesdropping sessions on my sister & her friends when I was younger. Way too much info women share with friends sometimes.

faith551:



Am a simple cool, tolerant person, but dnt expect to step on my toes,and go free simply edit your comment and either remove my name or remove that mofo

try help me do that from your phone.
So d tin pain you, were you drunk when you said this """ Ladies and gentlemen, the upgraded version of stupidity is here, give it up for the op""" about the op.
Mumu

PunkyVeer:
lol @ this thread.

Well OP, the answer is simple, we can't all want the same thing. Some ladies like it big & some like it average. It's about preference. And we're not all built the same down there either- some are deep, shallow, narrow, "baggy", etc.

The things ladies discuss though, just brought back some of my eavesdropping sessions on my sister & her friends when I was younger. Way too much info women share with friends sometimes.

Which do u prefer,big,small or medium

misspicy:

Which do u prefer,big,small or medium

I'm a virgin

Hahahahahaha

PunkyVeer:

I'm a virgin
Hahahahahaha

Primary
Secondary
or tertiary?

misspicy:
Which do u prefer,big,small or medium

u nko, which do u prefer?

misspicy:

Primary

Secondary

or tertiary?

Lol, they have levels? As they say here, my kain no dey dia

PunkyVeer:

Lol, they have levels? As they say here, my kain no dey dia

Wat kind are you then

misspicy:

Wat kind are you then

The virgin kind.

How about you tell me about the size YOU like, rather. You like big or wittle?

Obadiah77:


you can't even write impeccable english smh

but he speaks impeccable english. Lol

In all honesty, girls like it big oo..i know what i m posting..little cucumber is a loss for a guy oo..

PunkyVeer:


The virgin kind.

How about you tell me about the size YOU like, rather. You like big or wittle?

Am also a virgin like you

misspicy:

Am also a virgin like you

#teamvirgins

But seriously though, it's not the size of the boat that counts, but the motion of the ocean