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I Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by illmatic101(m): 7:06am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Shehu was in class 3 in 1983 . His teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space. And a sure failure in life ". One day, poor Shehu's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enrol him under an artisan , because formal schooling for Shehu would be a total waste of time and money . The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri. 25 years later the teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practising in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed . Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him but could not speak . She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish , her face started to turn pale ; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard ... Till she gave up the Ghost and died . The young doctor was shocked . He tried to find out what went wrong . Eventually he found out that it was our dear Shehu (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's ventilator from d socket to connect his phone charger . But wait o... so una been think say na Shehu become the doctor ? Hahahahaha.....Dat na only 4 Nollywood movies o. . 1 Like |
Re: I Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by kamair237(m): 7:10am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Op ur mother..... U be wicked guy...... |
Re: I Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by illmatic101(m): 7:19am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Re: I Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by DaBullIT(m): 7:24am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Stale |
Re: I Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by respect80(m): 7:37am On Aug 07, 2015 |
Ye! Addondye |
Re: I Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by divinessa: 7:59am On Aug 07, 2015 |
op nice one, i being think say na naija movies that one will always know how it will end. |
Re: I Got This From A Friend "Shehu Of Maiduguri" by LoveMachine(m): 8:59am On Aug 07, 2015 |
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