Straight to the point ...

Wat re d best or known words to ask a lady u like out for a date

Wats d best mood or conditions to predict in other to toast a giris. Girls Luv guys DAT smile crack jokes but in other not to fool ursef u tend to be careful as a guy cos not all girls are smiling

Is it appropriate to toast a girl in a shopping mall, markey , bank especially wen u lend her ur pen, wen assisting her mum to sell in their shop

Were is d most appropriate place to take a girl to on a first date house hotel eatery cinema

Wat do u girls Luv most in a relationship


Besides dressing nice fragrance nice smile n jokes to bring up cos girls Luv DAT wat else tanx ...

U can add urs

Plenty questions but one answer...... MONEY

somebody toasted me once at a market in Uyo, it was terrible...

I don't recommend it lol

Wait.......











#headin to iffa's headquarters

i do the toasting

Gurgle:
somebody toasted me once at a market in Uyo, it was terrible...

I don't recommend it lol

u sure say someone de woo u
continue ur story
God will see us in patience's voice

rerhji:
u sure say someone de woo u
continue ur story
God will see us in patience's voice

I cant, unless everybody promises not to quote me because I want to erase the story afterwards

actually its not even that interesting

Gurgle:


I cant, unless everybody promises not to quote me because I want to erase the story afterwards

actually its not even that interesting

I promise
,supported by the next viewer

Gurgle:


I cant, unless everybody promises not to quote me because I want to erase the story afterwards

actually its not even that interesting

I promise
,nd together we promise

rerhji:
I promise
,supported by the next viewer

Ok

Gurgle:


Ok

I was staying with family in Uyo, I followed the housegirl to the market one day

she went to buy some kpomo, so I waited for her in a space somewhere

As I was standing one guy appeared from nowhere and said hi, can I know you

Being from the UK and having not gone back for a long time, I had never heard anybody ask this question before. Its not really a direct question and it doesn't really mean much unless youre used to the Nigerian euphemistic way of speaking

So I didn't really get what he meant, so I said well im just staying here. Im based in PH actually

then he said oh! that's great! im based there too. So we can exchange numbers and meet up there

Then I said no I don't want to, thank you

He said, come on, I can see how you've been saying yes to all the guys in this market (honestly, I cant believe somebody would say that. and no I hadn't been saying yes to anybody, by the way)

I just stood there being confused. then the housegirl came back and got rid of him

Lol stup!d man

i just had to quote it for no reason watsoeva

IamLEGEND1:


i just had to quote it for no reason watsoeva

LOL I hate you

where have you been

Gurgle:


LOL I hate you

where have you been

i know,and i luv that you hate me.

one igbo girl room

#YouKnowHowItIs

IamLEGEND1:

i know,and i luv that you hate me.

one igbo girl room

#YouKnowHowItIs

LOL I detest you with a passion

why cant you mess up your own Fulani girls, they don finish for Bauchi

Gurgle:


LOL I detest you with a passion

why cant you mess up your own Fulani girls, they don finish for Bauchi

bauchi?

i no dey live there

so how you want make i do?

travel go there just to find sidechick?

IamLEGEND1:


bauchi?

i no dey live there

so how you want make i do?

travel go there just to find sidechick?

ok. so why are you messing with Igbo chicks wherever you are

Fulanis are nomads, im sure you have some in that place

Gurgle:


ok. so why are you messing with Igbo chicks wherever you are

Fulanis are nomads, im sure you have some in that place

actually,

they messed with me 1st.

so naturally, i messed them up too.
(in a good way of coz)

and we're not nomads,we're rolling stones.

#DontGetItTwisted

IamLEGEND1:


actually,

they messed with me 1st.

so naturally, i messed them up too.
(in a good way of coz)

and we're not nomads,we're rolling stones.

#DontGetItTwisted

what state were they from? just out of interest

can you marry an Igbo

don't see how you can mess a girl up positively

And whatever, you move from place to place

Gurgle:


what state were they from? just out of interest

can you marry an Igbo

don't see how you can mess a girl up positively

And whatever, you move from place to place

i know?

i didnt care,so i didnt ask.

of coz i can marry an igbo girl,no be people dem be.

na igbos wey be the real wanderers for naija, amidst all this bombings for maiduguri

na that time one igbo guy dey rent shop to start him business for there.

na so i just look am

#HeNoDeyFearNi

Gurgle:
somebody toasted me once at a market in Uyo, it was terrible...

I don't recommend it lol

Lol see ur mouth like toasted me.. Are u bread??

mrkay101:


Lol see ur mouth like toasted me.. Are u bread??

I got that word from you people sha its your fault

Gurgle:
somebody toasted me once at a market in Uyo, it was terrible...

I don't recommend it lol

Wow hmm well I think d best place u can get a gud wife is a market place

Don't ask me y

charlito94:


Wow hmm well I think d best place u can get a gud wife is a market place

Don't ask me y

No I must ask you o, why! that guy was so out of line!!

As a guy u HV never been embarrassed before like d way I was.

Own several occasions I do ask babes for dere numbas in school, club , mall but on dis faithful day I went to spar in ph den went to genesis with my family ( sis mum) saw faces I saw at spar dere also n I liked one of dem dey wer two frnds though

So I asked one of my younger sis to talk to d one I liked n pretend to be a new frnd n got her no so she did d girl was nice but d no part was a different story

D part I was embarrassed was wen she asked my sis to cum tell me to meet her if I riili want her no

Lastly I used to hate it wen a girl says no but now am used to it doesn't bother me no matter how I like u

Gurgle:


No I must ask you o, why! that guy was so out of line!!

Hmm to me I HV several ways if detecting d type of girl I meet

Its a Gud thing u didn't give ur no he wud HV been a pest to u cos to a guy DAT is a player once u give him ur no at a short interval he takes u as cheap

For most ladies DAT give out is not because dey re cheap but because say dem no won fall him hand and so dey won't take dere call

Now to ansa u , he must as well seen ur beauty dressing hairstyle or sumtyn to admire as a wifery material

Dude gerrarahia mehhhhhn

MJEndow:
i do the toasting

charlito94:


Hmm to me I HV several ways if detecting d type of girl I meet

Its a Gud thing u didn't give ur no he wud HV been a pest to u cos to a guy DAT is a player once u give him ur no at a short interval he takes u as cheap

For most ladies DAT give out is not because dey re cheap but because say dem no won fall him hand and so dey won't take dere call

Now to ansa u , he must as well seen ur beauty dressing hairstyle or sumtyn to admire as a wifery material

Lol, im so glad I didn't give him. He was just tryng to intimidate me because he could see im not from there

Gurgle:


Ok

I was staying with family in Uyo, I followed the housegirl to the market one day

she went to buy some kpomo, so I waited for her in a space somewhere

As I was standing one guy appeared from nowhere and said hi, can I know you

Being from the UK and having not gone back for a long time, I had never heard anybody ask this question before. Its not really a direct question and it doesn't really mean much unless youre used to the Nigerian euphemistic way of speaking

So I didn't really get what he meant, so I said well im just staying here. Im based in PH actually

then he said oh! that's great! im based there too. So we can exchange numbers and meet up there

Then I said no I don't want to, thank you

He said, come on, I can see how you've been saying yes to all the guys in this market (honestly, I cant believe somebody would say that. and no I hadn't been saying yes to anybody, by the way)

I just stood there being confused. then the housegirl came back and got rid of him

Lol stup!d man

funny indeed he is just trying to practice what he watched in movies::::::;

rerhji:
funny indeed he is just trying to practice what he watched in movies::::::;

Lol but did he have to insult me first

Why should he say I normally accept people in the market..i never even go that market before

Btw can you erase it now