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Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 10:14am On Aug 20, 2015
ok..9ja gals thinks that dey are unique and special...though through years of studying womanlogy.. As a serious students that i have been..i come to develop a very crucial psychology of trapping most 9ja gals even many of dem dat think d went to pure water school...it works like magic though funny. Here are ma psychologically great ideas.
1. Being shy: most guys seeing this will absoultely disgaree with me, but Bro if u want to catch a 9ja gal in ur web ,give ha a strong eye contact when she near pretend u are too shy,,trust me,u would love d results..thank me later
2.Speak big english: any good womanizer will tell u..dat most 9ja women are decieved by big vocabulary.even though some knw d meaning..dats just nature,, women are most captured by what d hear..try in most ways to convince her using blah blah vocabulary dat most at times send a confusing signal to ha head and den u can strike...
3. Stare at her most attimes as a complete lost goat attimes .she will think bro dat u cant help urself.. But me and u knw dats is a very big lie
4.Touch her: no time is late or too early to start touching a gal,but be careful
5..just start talking naught and make ha see as a bad guy and sexually active guy
everyone do knw dat gals loves bad guys
All dis might be crazy,but try it,and thank me later
Yea dis are just few of ma great psychology ,more are coming as d thread progress,,
Remember dis work on every 9ja gals
Tested and trusted,,

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Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by deadZONE: 10:16am On Aug 20, 2015
undecided undecided undecided
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Nobody: 10:17am On Aug 20, 2015
So, tell me, who are you trying to catch now. AND, don't lie to me, I won't cane u tongue
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by SUGARBEE(f): 10:18am On Aug 20, 2015
All these post on love and relationships really irritating me...
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by ladyF(f): 10:19am On Aug 20, 2015
Hmmmm big English is a turn-off for some tho. Imagine that Edo grammarian Patrick Obia.... coming to chyke u, u no go run?
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by rawpadgin(m): 10:29am On Aug 20, 2015
SUGARBEE:
All these post on love and relationships really irritating me...
u are in the romance section undecided
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by chiemmaxy2(m): 10:31am On Aug 20, 2015
6.Emotional: i knw dat is also crazy,behave completely as an emotional freak..try showing ha overated love and try appreciating every of ha single actions just try to be conscious of every action.always look deep into ha eye
7.Jealously: show ha u are very jealous..but pls don try and over do it..u should learn how to balance it.

More are coming as d thread progress

crazy things are most importantly happening things ,if u doubt it ask albert elistein- chiemmaxy2
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by afolwalex20(m): 10:33am On Aug 20, 2015
SUGARBEE:
All these post on love and relationships really irritating me...

undecided
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Nobody: 10:33am On Aug 20, 2015
SUGARBEE:
All these post on love and relationships really irritating me...

lol..pls am not a stalker tho.


nice pix u got. . .and y d email so bad? lol cheesy


#YOLO
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by IamLEGEND1: 10:33am On Aug 20, 2015
SUGARBEE:
All these post on love and relationships really irritating me...
blood of *******

am i the only one seeing the striking resemblance with cutehector ?
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Cutehector(m): 10:34am On Aug 20, 2015
IamLEGEND1:

blood of *******

am i the only one seeing the striking resemblance with cutehector ?
lol wats d problem
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by afolwalex20(m): 10:36am On Aug 20, 2015
ladyF:
Hmmmm big English is a turn-off for some tho. Imagine that Edo grammarian Patrick Obia.... coming to chyke u, u no go run?

Patrick's grammar is bigger than English. OP can't recommend that 4 toasting grin grin
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by SUGARBEE(f): 10:39am On Aug 20, 2015
IamLEGEND1:

blood of *******

am i the only one seeing the striking resemblance with cutehector ?

Don't get you
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by SUGARBEE(f): 10:40am On Aug 20, 2015
richommie:


lol..pls am not a stalker tho.


nice pix u got. . .and y d email so bad? lol cheesy


#YOLO

Can't reply messages on it
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by SUGARBEE(f): 10:41am On Aug 20, 2015
afolwalex20:


Patrick's grammar is bigger than English. OP can't recommend that 4 toasting grin grin

Hehehe you can say that again. .

I wonder who taught him that rubbish he calls English
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by IamLEGEND1: 10:45am On Aug 20, 2015
SUGARBEE:

Don't get you
ur DP.....
u resemble the guy i dey refer to.... (cuťehector)
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by donholy28(m): 10:45am On Aug 20, 2015
Op oya drop ur address...make we use ur sisters for trials
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Nobody: 10:45am On Aug 20, 2015
When I see all these silly topics on how to toast a 9ja gal, I laugh.

When u guys go and make a fool of yaselfs, let me know.
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by IamLEGEND1: 10:46am On Aug 20, 2015
Cutehector:
lol wats d problem
na ur sister? .....
abi na u be dat (with a wig & skirt)?
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Cutehector(m): 10:47am On Aug 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:
When I see all these silly topics on how to toast a 9ja gal, I laugh.


When u guys go and make a fool of yaselfs, let me know.
do make dem marry u jor...
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Cutehector(m): 10:48am On Aug 20, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


na ur sister? .....

abi na u be dat (with a wig & skirt)?
lol we don't even resemble... Not one bit. I'm cute tongue
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by afolwalex20(m): 10:50am On Aug 20, 2015
SUGARBEE:


Hehehe you can say that again. .

I wonder who taught him that rubbish he calls English
grin
I like his words tho!
Especially this:

when I was in school studying, my mates were busy suyaring and guldaring! grin
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by SUGARBEE(f): 10:50am On Aug 20, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


ur DP.....

u resemble the guy i dey refer to.... (cuťehector)

Oh really?
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Nobody: 10:51am On Aug 20, 2015
Cutehector:
do make dem marry u jor...

angry I'm getting married soon.
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by IamLEGEND1: 10:52am On Aug 20, 2015
SUGARBEE:

Oh really?
yep
but u fine pass am...
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Nobody: 10:53am On Aug 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:


angry I'm getting married soon.

tank GOD.
atleast u wl reduce d way u insult peeps here.


PLS p.m me d date and venue tho. LOL

congrats ma'am

#YOLO
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Nobody: 10:55am On Aug 20, 2015
richommie:



tank GOD.

atleast u wl reduce d way u insult peeps here.



PLS p.m me d date and venue tho. LOL


congrats ma'am


#YOLO






this z why I insult u sickos. did I quote u was I even talking to u? useless boy.
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by SUGARBEE(f): 10:55am On Aug 20, 2015
afolwalex20:

grin
I like his words tho!
Especially this:

when I was in school studying, my mates were busy suyaring and guldaring! grin

Hahaha yeah he's quite a breed
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by afolwalex20(m): 10:57am On Aug 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:



angry
I'm getting married soon.

Are we invited cheesy
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by afolwalex20(m): 10:58am On Aug 20, 2015
IamLEGEND1:

yep

but u fine pass am...


There is no resemblance at all... she's way cuter
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Nobody: 10:59am On Aug 20, 2015
afolwalex20:


Are we invited cheesy

no. I'm still a teenager, and I'm nt getting married till I clock 22 at least undecided
Re: Funny Ways Of Getting Most 9ja Babes by Cutehector(m): 11:00am On Aug 20, 2015
EroticAngelina:



angry
I'm getting married soon.
do marry make we hear word abeg..

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