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Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12: 8:20pm On Aug 20, 2015

EXPENSIVE TEARS
Don’t make a woman cry! There is nothing as expensive as a lady’s tears. When a single drop of tear comes out, it first mixes with L’OREAL eye liner (#7,500) & REVLON mascara (#8,500), then when it rolls down the cheek it mixes with ESTEE LAUDER foundation (#11,000) ZARON blush (#15,000) and MAC powder (#19,000).
Finally when it touches the lips it gets mixed with MAYBELLINE lipstick (12,000) and AVON lip gloss (#5,000)….
A single drop of a lady’s tear is running for about #78,000.
PLEASE DON’T MAKE HER CRY. But you can make a man cry, its only Vaseline (#150) or powder (#200) total for men (#350) wink

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Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Aminat508(f): 8:25pm On Aug 20, 2015

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 8:25pm On Aug 20, 2015

hian! how do you know the prices hun?

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by girlhaley(f): 8:30pm On Aug 20, 2015

:p
dats how it rocks!

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Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 8:39pm On Aug 20, 2015

Hahahaha expensive indeed....bt op u can lie o

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by princealexndre(m): 8:59pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
hian! how do you know the prices hun?

lol...he is a transgender grin

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Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Captainswag225(m): 9:04pm On Aug 20, 2015

hahahaha very funny. Midehi pls confirm dis.

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:04pm On Aug 20, 2015

princealexndre:
lol...he is a transgender

i believe you grin

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Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:06pm On Aug 20, 2015

Captainswag225:
hahahaha very funny. Midehi pls confirm dis.

lol...70% correct

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Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Captainswag225(m): 9:08pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
lol...70% correct

hahaha lol,,, hmm so u see how much we men spend on u?

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:37pm On Aug 20, 2015

Captainswag225:
hahaha lol,,, hmm so u see how much we men spend on u?

so you think its all paid by men, sometimes i do my shopping alone

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12: 9:40pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
hian! how do you know the prices hun?

I dey buy am well well nah.

undecided

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12: 9:41pm On Aug 20, 2015

Snowangel4:
Hahahaha expensive indeed....bt op u can lie o

Kilomean?

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12: 9:41pm On Aug 20, 2015

princealexndre:
lol...he is a transgender

I be ggrin?

grin

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12: 9:42pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:

i believe you

Wetin u dey biliv?

undecided

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Captainswag225(m): 9:43pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:

so you think its all paid by men, sometimes i do my shopping alone

hehehe but 70% comes from us men.

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:45pm On Aug 20, 2015

Ggrin

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:46pm On Aug 20, 2015

Captainswag225:
hehehe but 70% comes from us men.

sometimes

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:47pm On Aug 20, 2015

asumo12:

Wetin u dey biliv?

transgender ni grin

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by olajorn(m): 9:49pm On Aug 20, 2015

If I cry,it's $0 because I don't even cream...[size=1pt]*Na lie oo,I dey cream oo*[/size]

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Captainswag225(m): 9:50pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:
sometimes

and u ladies enjoy it most when it comes our pocket. Lol

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:50pm On Aug 20, 2015

asumo12:

I dey buy am well well nah.

so you mean you spend that on a makeup kits...that your bae dey maga you grin

...well its ok if you are very bouyant

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:52pm On Aug 20, 2015

Captainswag225:
and u ladies enjoy it most when it comes our pocket. Lol

that is how it suppose be na cool

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Captainswag225(m): 9:55pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:

that is how it suppose be na

hehehehe, but when its time to rewardz us guyz with a kiss then u ladies say no.

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:55pm On Aug 20, 2015

olajorn:
If I cry,it's $0 because I don't even cream...[size=1pt]*Na lie oo,I dey cream oo*[/size]

you just said the truth, most guys don't cream,so you don't cream grin

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 9:58pm On Aug 20, 2015

Captainswag225:
hehehehe, but when its time to rewardz us guyz with a kiss then u ladies say no.

hehehehe...thats the maga na grin

...but seriously, i respect him that goes extra miles for me

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12: 9:59pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:

transgender ni

Cum examine the thingy to confirm amu! grin

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Captainswag225(m): 10:00pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:

hehehehe...thats the maga na ...but seriously, i respect him that goes extra miles for me

hahaha respect and thank u isnt the only thing we men want oo.

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 20, 2015

asumo12:

Cum examine the thingy to confirm amu!

its already confirmed cheesy

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12: 10:01pm On Aug 20, 2015

olajorn:
If I cry,it's $0 because I don't even cream...[size=1pt]*Na lie oo,I dey cream oo*[/size]

Are u by any chance related to kingtom Omo Sudanese

grin

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by asumo12: 10:03pm On Aug 20, 2015

Midehi:

its already confirmed

Ask tchidi and titidi if u are confuse! grin

Re: Women Tears are Expensive... by Nobody: 10:04pm On Aug 20, 2015

Captainswag225:
hahaha respect and thank u isnt the only thing we men want oo.

hmmm...so you one of those that can't buy a gift for free,hmmm

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