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Swear You Did Do Any Of This by swemzkid(m): 9:20am On Aug 24, 2015
heeii, oyo swear

-if u didnt play rubber band
-if u never bathed in the rain
-if nobdy told u abt the india nigeria(99-1)match
-if u didnt sleep on the couch and word up the bed
-if u did trow ur milk teeth on the zinc 4 the lizard to take and give u new ones
-if u never flew a kite
-if u didnt use ur legs to build a sand house
-if u did close ur fridge door slowly to see when the light will of
-if u never waved at white expecting ur nails to be whiter
-if u never drove motor cycle tyre and called it ur car
-if uu didnt put garri in your pocket ant eat while walking on the street
-if u never played mama and papa
-if u didnt sing (jangolova eke moto instead of jingle over like a motor)
-if u didnt sing(sanda lili instead of standard living)

confess u are guilty and add urs if u can still remember
Re: Swear You Did Do Any Of This by therealdeal10: 9:23am On Aug 24, 2015
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Re: Swear You Did Do Any Of This by Behira(f): 9:34am On Aug 24, 2015
Iam guilty of all cheesy
Re: Swear You Did Do Any Of This by boboLIL(m): 9:38am On Aug 24, 2015
Old gist
Re: Swear You Did Do Any Of This by therealdeal10: 10:18am On Aug 24, 2015
Hahaha

Especially dat sanda lili n closing d fridge slowly 2 c wen d lite goes off grin grin
Re: Swear You Did Do Any Of This by Harkinyhemmy(m): 11:22am On Aug 25, 2015
So Guity of all grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Swear You Did Do Any Of This by keni315(f): 11:32am On Aug 25, 2015
So guilty grin
Re: Swear You Did Do Any Of This by Chestar5(f): 11:58am On Aug 25, 2015
Lolgrin, am guilty of almost all xcept d teeth to lizard, fridge opening and mummy and daddy grin
Re: Swear You Did Do Any Of This by sirkenny30(m): 12:09pm On Aug 25, 2015
I swear I did all

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