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Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by princdebola201(m): 8:22am On Aug 25, 2015
Igbo is an ethnic group in Nigeria while jose mourinho is a football coach from portugal, these two shares few things in common.


1. Chest Beating-- an average igbo Man does chest beat in any environment he finds himself, he always boasts and believes he is the best among others likewise jose mourinho is also famous for chest beating in any League he finds himself he believes he is the best and indomitable


2.Arrogance-- an average gbo man is arrogance in Nature,they don't respect their Host in any place they find themselves until they re shown where they belong too e.g jose mourinho is very arrogant in nature he disrespects coachs any league he country he finds himself he had Clashes with Many coaches in england,spain,italy and portugal..


3. Playing Victim Cards-- anytime things don't go an average igbo man's way. he is always bittered, he doesn't Let go easily ,which makes him sound as is he is being cheated by others.. Jose mourinho also doesn't Let go easily, whenever he Lost a match woefully he is always bittered he blames the match officials for his team woes

4.. Blaming others for Misfortunes-- when the chips re down an average igbo man will blame the Hausa and Yoruba's Man for their misfortunes,they see others as their Enemy ,and architect of their own failure..they act as if their own destiny is in the hands of the Yoruba and Hausa Man..jose mourinho likes putiing blame on others for his Lack of success whenever he failed in a team, he Blames the FA of the country the Match officials


I think it is safe to conclude that jose mourinho is also one of the industrous isrealites in Nigeria.

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by fulanimafia: 8:27am On Aug 25, 2015
This is an insult to Mourinho who does what he does for the beautiful game of football.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by EastLebanon(m): 8:27am On Aug 25, 2015
An empty head is a heavy load to the neck

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Leopardd(m): 8:27am On Aug 25, 2015
An average Igbo man is a goal-getter, he conquers in every land you go, I guess that's another thing you missed with Mourinho and Igbos.

Portugal, England, Italy, Spain back to England.

Jose conquered his home country, moved on to other countries, and conquered them all.

Like Jose, an average Igbo man is a "special one".

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Nobody: 8:34am On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:
Igbo is an ethnic group in Nigeria while jose mourinho is a football coach from portugal, these two shares few things in common.


1. Chest Beating-- an average igbo Man does chest beat in any environment he finds himself, he always boasts and believes he is the best among others likewise jose mourinho is also famous for chest beating in any League he finds himself he believes he is the best and indomitable


2.Arrogance-- an average gbo man is arrogance in Nature,they don't respect their Host in any place they find themselves until they re shown where they belong too e.g jose mourinho is very arrogant in nature he disrespects coachs any league he country he finds himself he had Clashes with Many coaches in england,spain,italy and portugal..


3. Playing Victim Cards-- anytime things don't go an average igbo man's way. he is always bittered, he doesn't Let go easily ,which makes him sound as is he is being cheated by others.. Jose mourinho also doesn't Let go easily, whenever he Lost a match woefully he is always bittered he blames the match officials for his team woes

4.. Blaming others for Misfortunes-- when the chips re down an average igbo man will blame the Hausa and Yoruba's Man for their misfortunes,they see others as their Enemy ,and architect of their own failure..they act as if their own destiny is in the hands of the Yoruba and Hausa Man..jose mourinho likes putiing blame on others for his Lack of success whenever he failed in a team, he Blames the FA of the country the Match officials


I think it is safe to conclude that jose mourinho is also one of the industrous isrealites in Nigeria.




(4) THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST : MOST SUCCESSFUL

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by princdebola201(m): 8:40am On Aug 25, 2015
CHESSBOARD:


(4) THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST : MOST SUCCESSFUL
jose mourinho is not in the League of sir Alex ferguson , Del bosque, ryan giggs as a player won more trophies than mourinho

Yourbas re the most successful ethnic group in africa

Google is ur friend

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Nobody: 8:46am On Aug 25, 2015
I laugh when I see a boy I know very well struggling to gain admission into Univeristy come online daily to engage in tribal war.


@Op you will be suprised how much I know about you. Don't bother to reply because offline you do call me Aunty so be careful.

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by princdebola201(m): 8:59am On Aug 25, 2015
PROVACATEUR:
I laugh when I see a boy I know very well struggling to gain admission into Univeristy come online daily to engage in tribal war.


@Op you will be suprised how much I know about you. Don't bother to reply because offline you do call me Aunty so be careful.

Aunty Flat head, I know you too, u re the Flat head Lady s that is always struggling with other bitches to get customers at a roadside brothel,
Anytime I pass by u re always begging and trying to drag me into the brothel in order for me to shag ur stinking and dirty pussy, but always decline at the End i always give you 500 in order to let go

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Nobody: 8:59am On Aug 25, 2015
Can you write in youruba language? You can do better in that language adebola
princdebola201:
Igbo is an ethnic group in Nigeria while jose mourinho is a football coach from portugal, these two shares few things in common.


1. Chest Beating-- an average igbo Man does chest beat in any environment he finds himself, he always boasts and believes he is the best among others likewise jose mourinho is also famous for chest beating in any League he finds himself he believes he is the best and indomitable


2.Arrogance-- an average gbo man is arrogance in Nature,they don't respect their Host in any place they find themselves until they re shown where they belong too e.g jose mourinho is very arrogant in nature he disrespects coachs any league he country he finds himself he had Clashes with Many coaches in england,spain,italy and portugal..


3. Playing Victim Cards-- anytime things don't go an average igbo man's way. he is always bittered, he doesn't Let go easily ,which makes him sound as is he is being cheated by others.. Jose mourinho also doesn't Let go easily, whenever he Lost a match woefully he is always bittered he blames the match officials for his team woes

4.. Blaming others for Misfortunes-- when the chips re down an average igbo man will blame the Hausa and Yoruba's Man for their misfortunes,they see others as their Enemy ,and architect of their own failure..they act as if their own destiny is in the hands of the Yoruba and Hausa Man..jose mourinho likes putiing blame on others for his Lack of success whenever he failed in a team, he Blames the FA of the country the Match officials


I think it is safe to conclude that jose mourinho is also one of the industrous isrealites in Nigeria.



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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by princdebola201(m): 9:06am On Aug 25, 2015
DikeOha882:
Can you write in youruba language? You can do better in that language adebola

Alrite thanks mr flat head

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by yorubatic: 9:08am On Aug 25, 2015
My people have become too cowardly in this nigeria. They are now clowns, ibos have become their nightmare, that they even see ibo giants in their dreams...

My people has turn the sophisticated odua nation to laughing stock...they have shown the world that they are weaklings and O'yes to the Hausa / Fulani muslims. ..it is shame that my sophisticated and progressive people are a bunch of confused people who have no aspiration whatsoever. ..

It seems musiwa and I are the only brave people among our kins. ...musiwa want a western nigeria and I want a sophisticated and progressive Odu'a. ..but my coward folks want to keep being slaves to their Hausa / Fulani masters. ..

Let us that agitating for odua republic where there be no ibos, where lagos will not be no man's land...yorubas wake up. ...we can't remain cowards

My people should stop behaving like clowns ....God can deliver my people

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by jmoore(m): 9:10am On Aug 25, 2015

Ada Igbo

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Nobody: 9:11am On Aug 25, 2015
cool Mi o le pariwo
princdebola201:


Alrite thanks mr flat head

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by princdebola201(m): 9:13am On Aug 25, 2015
yorubatic:
My people have become too cowardly in this nigeria. They are now clowns, ibos have become their nightmare, that they even see ibo giants in their dreams...

My people has turn the sophisticated odua nation to laughing stock...they have shown the world that they are weaklings and O'yes to the Hausa / Fulani muslims. ..it is shame that my sophisticated and progressive people are a bunch of confused people who have no aspiration whatsoever. ..

It seems musiwa and I are the only brave people among our kins. ...musiwa want a western nigeria and I want a sophisticated and progressive Odu'a. ..but my coward folks want to keep being slaves to their Hausa / Fulani masters. ..

Let us that agitating for odua republic where there be no ibos, where lagos will not be no man's land...yorubas wake up. ...we can't remain cowards

My people should stop behaving like clowns ....God can deliver my people

Omo Ale, ajeokuta ma mu omi how far
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by jmoore(m): 9:13am On Aug 25, 2015

Umu ada

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by princdebola201(m): 9:14am On Aug 25, 2015
DikeOha882:
cool Mi o le pariwo
..
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by freshdude99(m): 9:16am On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:
jose mourinho is not in the League of sir Alex ferguson , Del bosque, ryan giggs as a player won more trophies than mourinho

Yourbas re the most successful ethnic group in africa

Google is ur friend
Google and alphabet been deceiving Nigerians sinx BC.
Are you aware that google told that by population Yorubas are more than Ibos? But in reality, the reverse is the case bcz even in ur village their is an Ibo man but in my village in Anambra state u cant find any yollobaman.
So my friend google has lost touch of reality

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by jmoore(m): 9:18am On Aug 25, 2015

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by sunnyb0b0(m): 9:32am On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:
jose mourinho is not in the League of sir Alex ferguson , Del bosque, ryan giggs as a player won more trophies than mourinho

Yourbas re the most successful ethnic group in africa

Google is ur friend

I asked google and this is what google had to say;

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by PAINGAIN: 9:41am On Aug 25, 2015
As I was reading down the op's post I knew immediately that he is yoruba and a man united fan. So I'm not surprised. But he forgot to add that igbos,just like mourinho are winners and achievers.

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by dani3(m): 9:55am On Aug 25, 2015
op u need brain
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by glassjar1: 10:07am On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:


Alrite thanks mr flat head


empty cone head shape won't let him self refresh his decaying sophisticated nematode brain . too many rusty roof concentrated on 1 big ancient vampire city waiting for sink holes to bury jealous maggots born and bred with hate and ritual killing .


Y = ORU (SLAVE) + BA + BOON = JAMBARI SLAVES BOON /COON . ALMAJIRI SLAVES . BYE BYE TO ILORIN WELCOME TO OTHMAN ILORIN EMIRATE HEADED BY SANUSI FIRST SON ..

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by sdindan: 10:07am On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:
Igbo is an ethnic group in Nigeria while jose mourinho is a football coach from portugal, these two shares few things in common.


1. Chest Beating-- an average igbo Man does chest beat in any environment he finds himself, he always boasts and believes he is the best among others likewise jose mourinho is also famous for chest beating in any League he finds himself he believes he is the best and indomitable


2.Arrogance-- an average gbo man is arrogance in Nature,they don't respect their Host in any place they find themselves until they re shown where they belong too e.g jose mourinho is very arrogant in nature he disrespects coachs any league he country he finds himself he had Clashes with Many coaches in england,spain,italy and portugal..


3. Playing Victim Cards-- anytime things don't go an average igbo man's way. he is always bittered, he doesn't Let go easily ,which makes him sound as is he is being cheated by others.. Jose mourinho also doesn't Let go easily, whenever he Lost a match woefully he is always bittered he blames the match officials for his team woes

4.. Blaming others for Misfortunes-- when the chips re down an average igbo man will blame the Hausa and Yoruba's Man for their misfortunes,they see others as their Enemy ,and architect of their own failure..they act as if their own destiny is in the hands of the Yoruba and Hausa Man..jose mourinho likes putiing blame on others for his Lack of success whenever he failed in a team, he Blames the FA of the country the Match officials


I think it is safe to conclude that jose mourinho is also one of the industrous isrealites in Nigeria.



I know you're from the Wild Wild West.
Efule efu!

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by chrisblack: 10:14am On Aug 25, 2015
fulanimafia:
This is an insult to Mourinho who does what he does for the beautiful game of football.
u mean the negative football he has been preaching? Chelsea's game are mostly boring.football is more than winning.

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by mrvitalis(m): 10:15am On Aug 25, 2015
That what we get when shophisticated fool drink too much red oil

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by ADAMUdaCOWBOY: 10:15am On Aug 25, 2015
freshdude99:

Google and alphabet been deceiving Nigerians sinx BC.
Are you aware that google told that by population Yorubas are more than Ibos? But in reality, the reverse is the case bcz even in ur village their is an Ibo man but in my village in Anambra state u cant find any yollobaman.
So my friend google has lost touch of reality
not many non Igbo will like to stay in the infertile igboland. Why should yorubas live in an Igbo village when they have Lagos?

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Chubhie: 10:22am On Aug 25, 2015
I'm Igbo and I follow the tactical genius of Jose like an addict. I will have to agree with you positively.
Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Nobody: 10:23am On Aug 25, 2015
Bomb blast in yobe, your attention is needed there
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
not many non Igbo will like to stay in the infertile igboland. Why should yorubas live in an Igbo village when they have Lagos?

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by mcvaeey(m): 10:24am On Aug 25, 2015
An average igbo man is a criminal and a sore loser who's always playing the victim card.

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Bobbystanley(m): 10:29am On Aug 25, 2015
princdebola201:
Igbo is an ethnic group in Nigeria while jose mourinho is a football coach from portugal, these two shares few things in common.


1. Chest Beating-- an average igbo Man does chest beat in any environment he finds himself, he always boasts and believes he is the best among others likewise jose mourinho is also famous for chest beating in any League he finds himself he believes he is the best and indomitable


2.Arrogance-- an average gbo man is arrogance in Nature,they don't respect their Host in any place they find themselves until they re shown where they belong too e.g jose mourinho is very arrogant in nature he disrespects coachs any league he country he finds himself he had Clashes with Many coaches in england,spain,italy and portugal..


3. Playing Victim Cards-- anytime things don't go an average igbo man's way. he is always bittered, he doesn't Let go easily ,which makes him sound as is he is being cheated by others.. Jose mourinho also doesn't Let go easily, whenever he Lost a match woefully he is always bittered he blames the match officials for his team woes

4.. Blaming others for Misfortunes-- when the chips re down an average igbo man will blame the Hausa and Yoruba's Man for their misfortunes,they see others as their Enemy ,and architect of their own failure..they act as if their own destiny is in the hands of the Yoruba and Hausa Man..jose mourinho likes putiing blame on others for his Lack of success whenever he failed in a team, he Blames the FA of the country the Match officials


I think it is safe to conclude that jose mourinho is also one of the industrous isrealites in Nigeria.




Anumanu nwuru anwu!

Just like Wenger (Yoruba's) envy Mourinho(Igbos) they still remain specialist in Failure while the Special people soar High even in the so called Yoruba land.

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by glassjar1: 10:29am On Aug 25, 2015
mcvaeey:
An average igbo man is a criminal and a sore loser who's always playing the victim card.


IT IS OBVIOUS THAT HALF OF YOUR PEOPLE WILL BE DECIMATED BY BOKO HARAM AND THE REMAINING WILL DIE OF AMALA POISON cool

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Re: Facts) What An Average Igbo Man And Jose Mourinho Have In Common by Bobbystanley(m): 10:39am On Aug 25, 2015
ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
not many non Igbo will like to stay in the infertile igboland. Why should yorubas live in an Igbo village when they have Lagos?

U mean no man's land?

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