~Sauron~:

Mercy is tpp dirty facially, abeg!!!

True, but its not her fault. Make up doesn't seem to help her either.

Funny, I haven't seen her in anything but magazines. Once a year I watch nollywood.

North Dakota(USA)
Ekiti(Nigeria) What's the basis for comparison??

She's got fantastic tits though. . . . . .I saw her nipples in one of em Nollywood movies.
They must be at least 3 inches long.

~Sauron~:

She's got fantastic tits though. . . . . .I saw her nipples in one of em Nollywood movies.
They must be at least 3 inches long.

DeReloaded:

she looked quite nice in corporate maid then again she was playing a village champion trying to be Behind

skin condition aside, she's a good actress. I wish her well

iReport:

Ekiti people una get small problem with this una brother. His eyes pierce through ladies underwear for what is locked therein. Ebony, is that the man you so desire?. He will impregnate your neighbors 15 yr old daughter in a minute.

spikedcylinder:

True, but its not her fault. Make up doesn't seem to help her either.

Funny, I haven't seen her in anything but magazines. Once a year I watch nollywood.

St☆rStruck:

lol of course, you would see that.

Make I send Vaseline Intensive to you. when a person compares their skin to a fish, na wahala be that

His eyes pierce through ladies underwear for what is locked therein.

~Sauron~:

I have a feening you look like Mercy Johnson.

Funmi, will you stop putting me into your nonsense.
Ok, you can go back to mentioning Ekiti up and down the forum.
But leave me out of it ejoo o. I no want wahala.

DeReloaded:

She did a wet t-shirt "contest" in the movie. It's not something you can miss. Lol

LOL, that woman is dark!!

I'm sorry, but I odn't think she's pretty. Not because of the skin color o, but ehrrm ehrrm

iReport:

Are you dumping sauron because you just found out he's a pervert?

MrCrackles:

St☆rStruck:

I see why that is the only scene Sauron remembers.

iReport:

Ehrm ehrm what? dark skinned women are not that cute,abi?. Why not say it let me tear you to pieces now.

I see why that is the only scene Sauron remembers

~Sauron~:

Do u really believe Funmi is a pretty woman??
If u have seen "Norbit" then you have seen Deepzone.

LOL, am a dark woman, but not as dark as you

MrCrackles:


Oh dear!

iReport:

Dark is dark whether you are Deloaded dark or Osun dark it's the same and no significant difference.

~Sauron~:

U watch Nolly once a year??

~Sauron~:

This should give u an idea.

Exactly, so light women are also dark.
Am glad that we're now in accordance  
Or are you saying light women are ugly?

spikedcylinder:

Thereabout. This is even my first time hearing of this Corporate Maid movie.

iReport:

That's all he looks for in a movie. i also bet you he doesn't remember the theme of that movie because he was fixated on that scene alone.

~Sauron~:

I kept rewinding to be sure i wasn't dreaming.
Nollywood?? Nipples?? They used to be parallel lines until Miss Johnson bared it all.

iReport:

That's all he looks for in a movie. i also bet you he doesn't remember the theme of that movie because he was fixated on that scene alone.

~Sauron~:

This should give u an idea.

There are two black statues/people here. Which one are you making reference to?

The storyline/plot was crap. . . . . .I don't keep garbage in ma memory.

iReport:


Is she dark or light skinned? Neat or dirty black?

iReport:

I don't know what they are but they are not finer than dark women. I am not talking about light women anyway, it's those that try so hard to separate different hues of dark color that i am facing. There is no meter to measure the degree of darkness. dark skinned is dark skinned, case closed.

~Sauron~:

I watch at least SIX a day.

spikedcylinder:

There are two black statues/people here. Which one are you making reference to?