a stranger by name dejahvu was passing by in his car jamming booty cal.he stopped and open the door of his car then,

a lady with a very large frying pan SMACKED HIM ACROSS THE FACE and then said na 2 day!!!!!!! 

after being smacked he falls down i die coincedentally the police were passing they stopped ,

After an excrutiatingly detailed investigation by the most reliable Nigerian Police, the dangerous killer was found to be the notorious Naja Haje of Nairaland Fame!

but alas, . . . . . upon spiritual investigation, it was found that bioye was the charming instigator. He was able to manipulate NaJa HaJe by the 3 hairs he plucked from her eyebrows.

Forensic scientists however disagreed with the spiritualists insisting that the 3 hairs (which were rescued from between the teeth of yours truly) were indeed former inhabitants of you know who's love triangle!

they couldn't handle it though,so they recommended a pastor to help matters
his name was REVEREND KING!

when rev king came, he requested that his wife and daughters be brought to him, which he shaved their pubics and locked into a room, using the pubics to bathe the man,

so the hairy monster was told to fast for 40 days and 40 nights,

while fasting for 40 days and 40 nights, the rev king came up to him in the dream and flogged the living daylight outta him, when he woke up that morning, he saw marks all over his body,

then he commited suicide! end of story.

i wish that was the end of the story, but unfortunately he was reported to have been seen by one of his former neighbours somewhere in lagos. It is very likely that he re-incarnated.

In the light of this discovery, obj was sent to confirm the discovery. On getting to lagos ,

OBJ heard the sad news that Okosuns had passed away, that Sam Needle had passed away, that Pa Rhodes had passed away, that Folawiyo had passed away, and that infact Lamidi Adedibu the man that will never die had kicked the bucket too. So, staring in utter disbelief,

He called Legry who started this story in 2005 and is in Utter Disbelief that it is still alive

and kikkie hopes it continues 4ever

This came as a shock to Legry who forgot the prophecy of nastradamus in his visit to Nigeria years back, that this was a never ending story and out of its content will be written one of the greatest books ever published.
So,,

Then Legry comes back to the thread three days later and he see's Kikkie and Expressor's comments and decideds maybe they are saying the truth, so he opens the next chapter and finds someone who looks alot like Obama but talks like Clinton, laughs like OBJ and dresses like Boy George chasing him, quickly he makes a dash out the door to his left and on opening it he screams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Right in front of him is,

chidipupay, the terminator that comes to his rescue, He removes his riffle and shots into the dark and suddenly a loud cried was heard in the dark room

given to him by scopium, he had told him alot about guns and the way he uses water gun to scare people that was why he decided to give that package to him, but let go back to chidipupay's birthaday, as the cake was been distributed suddenly,

chidipupay decides to go and get fuel for the I-Pass-My-neighbour on his way to the filling station suddenly he sees,

sima n' thug love in a Ferrari on dere way 2 a nearby mall, so chidpupay. .

but it was such a big embarasment when sima had already carried a shopping basket till thug tld her, "Sry hun, aint gat money we're jus window shoppin

'but i can still call eslynera  your cousin to give me the address of her cheap bend down boutique customer in Mushin. . .'

sima wa like mushin? or brooklyn? thug u gats be kidding me, if u ain't got no money take ya broke ass home. . .

and that statement upsets thug so she grabs sima by her hair and throws her in the path of and oncoming danfo which knocks her down and leaves her with a broken leg and 13 missing teeth,

thug however is arrested and ends up spending more money on her medical bills than he would have at the mall

. . .He couldn't continue wit de bills. So, he came up wit a plan . . .

a plan, a very good plan and it became so convincing this plan of his at every thought of it. He intended to run away from paying bills and the frustration of Lagos and all the stress of this story that wouldnt die.
His plan was to retire back to Calabar and hook up with Ekaete who mysteriously sent him a text message reading

"It's been a long time,
Since I had a fresh lime
pressed on these bossoms of mine
and have em sucked with mouths of thine"

With that, his plan became clear and his mind resolute. He was going to travel, Yes travel to Calabar to meet this Ekaete who happens to flash him every hour, so,

So thug boarded a night bus to Calabar but unknown to him the bus was marked for doom and he had to do something so,

so he also called ekaete to tell her he will be coming 2 see her, on the way the bus had an accident and that was the end of his meeting with ekaete,so