You dont mean it....are ser ...

I said SHUT UP. Where's ur sister

why?he said ........

because i want her. He hurriedly brought her out and told me her name is KATE. I saw kate and she was beautiful, i took kate to the gate and told her i would be her soul mate, she said, she was hungry and wanted to go to golden gate to buy summin to eat. Kate had Eight Crate of Soda, and 9 plates of rice. I was suprsised when i saw kates tommy starting to elevate, i said to KATE, I think u should stop eating before your tommy bombade.. and i would love to investigate some other stuffs. I took kate to my place, kate layed on the bed, i told kate... take off your cloth.. Kate did as was told, Kate was naked and the stuffs i saw began to frustrate me... Kate took off her pantie-s, i SHOUTED... KATE this thing DON depreciate!!

wot,i screamed.........

kate, get out of my house... and she ran to the gate.

and he went after her with her panties,shouting:i dont need this...

<sub>haha..

He shoulda kept the pantie-s. Fool.</sub>

Kate told him... U can have it.

Well thanks..

you're welcome. i don't see any difference between paanties and socks except one's funnier in a sentence it doesn't belong in......

true that. Seun really needs to change that thing.

He has,thanks seun...
so whos gonna continue the story??npbm

One Sunday morning, i woke up and got dressed for Church. On my way to the car, .....

i tripped and broke my right ankle...my mum said.........

"i've always told you to be careful, but you never listen." I immediately burst into tears, while my little brother laughed his butt off. but my mum said to him ....

shut^,and get me the balm on the table.....but he..

refused to go, claiming he didn't know where it was. while i continued crying. then my ....

Ankle got swollen in minutes it almost got bursted,my mum screams.......

....u see what u've done to urself, ur "gra gra" is too much....

she then realised shouting wasn't helping, so she called the neighbour who was a doctor and he massaged it, and we were good to go. A few minutes later, we were on our way, then suddenly,

a cow came across the road.....

and did a big fat smelly shyt, but before we could swarve, it was too late we unintentionally drove over it and it splashed all over a young lady dressed in a provocative outfit. unfortunately she was on the phone talking and the shyt went straight into her....

we all laughed as we saw the woman gasp when she felt the shyt, we later on sped up and we could see the woman cursing ...

but all the curse couldn't come out of her mouth because she was trying real hard not to swallow (the shyt) but it was all too late .
Then...

saw her car coming after us,my mum steped on the gas more,and we drove past the church..

...you heard your pastor scream come back here. how dare you drive past the church of God like that? do you fear him at all? then you reversed your car and went to church instead . after church was over you went home to realize that you just won a million dollars as the pastor predicted.....

we then decided we wanted a new house, so we called up the local estate agent and looked at prospective houses. later that day, we went to the Mercedez car-dealer to purchase three brand new ....

brand of benz,but saw a better mazda,just across the road,so we went and ask how much its gonna cost to get a max8..the dealer said...

it costs £300 000, we smiled and wrote a quick check , then the dealer said "come back tomorrow" we were so happy that we were singing the banjo song all the way home

this car cost 1O,000 each and they're worth it but you being the stingy person that you are bought only one for yourself and forgot about the rest of your family. on your way out of the place, you heard the voice of God calling "i blessed you so you have to go back there and buy a car each for every member of your family.. don't forget to pay your tithe" and you went "Thanks" in a sarcastic tone but bought the cars and pay your tithe anyways because.......

thats God's share...

and it is only right to give what belongs to ceaser to him, right?? Well, that was all thought, in reality, I was thinking about that house by the beach, that sports car in the mall, that fine gal down the street and like 1000 other exotic things that I did not look before I attempted to cross the road. Before I know wetin dey happen, ........