IZANAMI:
ROFLMAO,MAD MAN.You made my day.Your post reeks of utter hilarity and ridicule.You need to see the way I laughed hysterically. Seriously,u dey mad.

wristbangle:


Wonderful write up egbon. Thanks for this eye opener article. We will never miss heaven in Jesus name.

juliuscapps:
God bless you for this... How inspiring to know how much God loves us to be part of this Kingdom. I pray He strengthens us the more and make Heaven our very home at last. Thank you Jesus

Toks2008:


Have you ever resighted the lords prayers?

Please do it right now and stop at "Thy will be done on earth As it is in heaven "

Believe it orr not,everything good you see on earth today is Inspired from the maker on earth and heaven.

The bible says the earth is Gods foot stool and heaven his dwelling place.

Bro you wont miss a thing except sex which will be totally removed from our subconcious and physical nature.

And who says you wont have the best of ewa agoin?

menxer:
So the foundations of heaven are made from materials found on earth?

Then such a heaven is just a [b]glorified [/b]earth.

herald9:
What a mouthwatering list... A perfect place for the poor, lazy and greedy.

That no. 5 caught me

If we eat all those foods, do we have to excrete?
I mean are there toilets?

Where will it flow to?

So we might have gigantic waste-treatment
plants, toilet paper warehouses, supermarkets and stores
selling equally enormous packages of toilet-paper rolls.
.
.
.
And every Christian who has
ever died, is up there evacuating their bowels and bladders
and, …   hey, … maybe that’s where all this global
pollution is really coming from...

Toks2008:


Dont you think its worth the hype even if it is indeed a glorified earth.

Just go to the most beautiful parts of the world and imagine them in a glorified form then you will appreciate the heavenly paradise.

menxer:


You can't judge heaven by 3D beauty of earth.

Besides the standard we use here to describe beauty may not apply outside this earth dimension.

"Heaven" is a beautiful place but not by earthly standard.

Osisie:


What happened to "It's LadyF again"?

Toks2008:


Quite funny i must say but then lets take a look at the dictionary meaning of egstion..."Egestion is the act of excreting unusable or undigested material from a cell, as in the case of single-celled organisms, or from the digestive tract of multicellular animals"

As we live in the world we have a body that conforms to this world and i believe what we eat are not really absorbed totally but i believe that we will have a body that will absorb totally everything we eat and we will also eat not because we are hungry but because we love to eat that particular delicacy.

Hmmm, So God is going to re-engineer believers digestive system? Sir, What will you gain from adding more imaginations to the already imagined?

Where did you even get your inference from cause this is certainly outside the scope of the Bible.

If a grown man like you could still possess such warped mentality, then I fear for your generation....... It could be a generation of grown up kids.

In fact, your moniker should be changed to Toks1AD, cause as at 2008,we were much wiser.

Maximus85:
Truly I say to you. Flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God up there in heaven. Spirits live in heaven.
They don't live in house nor do dey feed.

Toks2008:
11.Jacinth

Maximus85:
God cannot lie. Nobody sees God and remain alive. He can't change that.

Toks2008:


Lady F believe this,once you give your life to christ and pray for the indwelling of the holy spirit not enjoying sins or deliberately living a sinful life and always asking GOD to forgive you of any sins that easily beseech you,heaven is guaranteed for you.

Just dont give up your salvation no matter what.

As for chocolates...there will be the best of them in heaven that you have neveer eaten heere on earth.

one interesting fact is that no talent is lost in heaven thats why petr still fishes and surprisingly Jesus still does some furniture jobs in heaven just for the fun of it.

There is no sporting activities you wont find there except violent sports like bocing,wrestling n so on.

All you see on earth are inspirations from God,all the technology yt to come are in heaven like teleporting,wireless electricity,moving road where you just stand and the road takes u to where you want to go and many more.

Honeestly heaven is always always on my mind and thats why i dont fear death..for believers,to die is gain just as paul wrote.

Let us all embrace christ and be at peace.this world with all its beauty is inconsequential to the beauty of the world above.

CaptainJune:
Well, without any form of pride, I can say I have seen paradise 3 times through the grace of God. Once in a dream and 2 times in visions. And yes, there is chocolate in heaven, LadyF. I saw it, I ate it. It was so abundant in the Chocolate Room I found myself that I went out to call others to join me. This is just one of my visits to heaven. Heaven, there is nothing worth missing it. I am blessed to have been granted a peek into heaven. That peek alone is enough for me to do everything possible and impossible (both through Christ) never to miss that place. Trust me, nothing on earth is worth missing heaven.

CaptainJune:
Well, without any form of pride, I can say I have seen paradise 3 times through the grace of God. Once in a dream and 2 times in visions. And yes, there is chocolate in heaven, LadyF. I saw it, I ate it. It was so abundant in the Chocolate Room I found myself that I went out to call others to join me. This is just one of my visits to heaven. Heaven, there is nothing worth missing it. I am blessed to have been granted a peek into heaven. That peek alone is enough for me to do everything possible and impossible (both through Christ) never to miss that place. Trust me, nothing on earth is worth missing heaven.

CaptainJune:
Well, without any form of pride, I can say I have seen paradise 3 times through the grace of God. Once in a dream and 2 times in visions. And yes, there is chocolate in heaven, LadyF. I saw it, I ate it. It was so abundant in the Chocolate Room I found myself that I went out to call others to join me. This is just one of my visits to heaven. Heaven, there is nothing worth missing it. I am blessed to have been granted a peek into heaven. That peek alone is enough for me to do everything possible and impossible (both through Christ) never to miss that place. Trust me, nothing on earth is worth missing heaven.

Toks2008:


wHAT ARE WE EVEN SAYING?

God rained manner from heaven, he even rained quails as they flew pass the isrealites.

Why is anyone denying the existence of choice foods in heaven?

Please stop demeaning my GOD,all the technologies of this world and the wisdom came from him so if heaven is his home and the earth is just a foot stool why do we expect something lesser up there?

If GOD shows you a glimpse of heaven, you will be willing to die right now and leave this crazy world.

grailife:

wow, i have seen spirit with my eyes, i believe there is God, because we are also god, just we must all die to experience it, seun once has a thread on religon section why he doesn't believe in God, seun can act like god now by taking care of some nairaland members, blessed are them that give than those that receive

Toks2008:


I once saw heaven and all i could see were magnificent buildings that i have never seen in any movie or magazines.

Trust me guys, it pays to be born again and it is indeed a great thing to be emeshed in christ..now i know why paul said to die is gain because heaven is too beautiful for any sane man to miss.

CaptainJune:
True, there is a God and His children are gods. However, my brother, we are gods now and when we sleep in Christ waiting for our powerful resurrection bodies which will be given to us when the Rapture takes place. We can experience heaven now and need not wait till death to experience it.

CaptainJune:
Well, without any form of pride, I can say I have seen paradise 3 times through the grace of God. Once in a dream and 2 times in visions. And yes, [b] there is chocolate in heaven, LadyF. I saw it, I ate it. It was so abundant in the Chocolate Room I found myself that I went out to call others to join me. This is just one of my visits to heaven. Heaven, there is nothing worth missing it. I am blessed to have been granted a peek into heaven. That peek alone is enough for me to do everything possible and impossible (both through Christ) never to miss that place. Trust me, nothing on earth is worth missing heaven.[/b]

CaptainJune:
Well, without any form of pride, I can say I have seen paradise 3 times through the grace of God. Once in a dream and 2 times in visions. And yes, there is chocolate in heaven, LadyF. I saw it, I ate it. It was so abundant in the Chocolate Room I found myself that I went out to call others to join me. This is just one of my visits to heaven. Heaven, there is nothing worth missing it. I am blessed to have been granted a peek into heaven. That peek alone is enough for me to do everything possible and impossible (both through Christ) never to miss that place. Trust me, nothing on earth is worth missing heaven.

DharmyYinks:


Cc: Tohpaz


I guess dis is wer u got ur moniker from.

tohpahz:

Kinda