https://daveweasel./2015/08/30/woman-stabs-boyfriend-for-not-liking-instagram-selfie-fast-enough/




CANTON, OH – A 22 year old woman was arrested after stabbing her boyfriend in the face with a sharpened selfie-stick because he did not like her post on Instagram within the allotted 10 minute timeframe.
“This is atrocious, I can’t believe I am being charged for exercising what should be a constitutional right,” says the suspect. “This is 2015. When are the fat cats in Washington going to wake up and realize that when you are in a relationship, you must like your partner’s picture as soon as they post it. If anyone is the victim here, it is me.”

Her lawyer also made a statement. “This young woman acted in self defence, he assaulted her feelings. She spent over 3 hours picking and adjusting the perfect filter for her selfie. She even logged into Facebook Messenger and saw he was ‘online now’ and had yet to acknowledge and validate her appearance, as though he thinks she is ugly. For the man to wait an entire 11 minutes is a senseless, barbaric act of violence towards her self-esteem.”

This girl is mad..make dem carry her go psychiatric hospital.. I dey see my girl online and i no go message am.

donholy28:
This girl is mad..make dem carry her go psychiatric hospital.. I dey see my girl online and i no go message am.

gaskia! The girl's mad wallahi.. . What won't we hear.. Na bush get her



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don't believe this shit

SUGARBEE:
gaskia! The girl's mad wallahi.. . What won't we hear.. Na bush get her



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he even like d pic but her problem be say 11mins pass...only 11mins! chai some girls eh...what if na her birthday and he forgot for about 1hr..then she fit hire Osama for am

She is even claiming right gahnn

donholy28:
he even like d pic but her problem be say 11mins pass...only 11mins! chai some girls eh...what if na her birthday and he forgot for about 1hr..then she fit hire Osama for am

Am telling you.. The way social media is taking over relationships ehn, soon they'll be downloading children from the web



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SUGARBEE:
Am telling you.. The way social media is taking over relationships ehn, soon they'll be downloading children from the web



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and download husbands

May be the guy did not fccck her good enough the previous night and she's just using the intagram shiit to save her sorry ass from being lock behind the fcccking bar

rattlesnake:
and download husbands

Lol

These lawyers sef

Apart from enjoying my freedom, making cash,........this is another reason why I enjoy being single.

Ladies can be very mad.

11 minutes only

When I accept people on FB, I do that on the basis of familiarity or you are a mutual friend of someone I respect on my FB.

That said, that's how one silly idiot of a human being whom I accepted based on the later reason, threatened to "beat me up" for not "giving him attention" and not chatting frequently. My siblings and relations were all online and I hadn't even chatted with them, and I may have been logged in but not active as I often chat mostly when I receive notifications. I didn't insult the dude oo.

To think the said dude was way older than me was disgraceful. Social media gives people morales sha. Such people can try locating me in person and make such utterances and threats, see if they'd spend the next few days in their homes or in a police net.


To sum the long story up, social media has turned lots of people insane. It's a whole load of crap out here these days.

She is sick

I read caption and said oyinbo don reach this level. And I've been proved right. She is a blonde eitherway. Beautiful and the other.