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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Chiaka(f): 8:42am On Sep 04, 2015
Rubbish! endure it that's what marriage is about. You want a baby don't you Its just a matter of time , in 9 months she would have delivered and you'll be smiling. Marriage is a full package , good, bad and augly! and yes most pregnant women do that!

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by AlienStar: 8:43am On Sep 04, 2015
fr3do:


Chineke! shocked
alcohol hinders the brain development of unborn babies.
Babies with moms who drank at gestation have a high chance of being retardedd.
Dunno for them... cos d lady dt did it told me that herself... so i dnt understand ur doubt
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Nobody: 12:00pm On Sep 04, 2015
Ur own good oo, my wife's own na anger issues, the other day she fought two policemen at balogun, shes six month full.

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Kimoni: 1:32pm On Sep 04, 2015
espionagesavvy:
Ur own good oo, my wife's own na anger issues, the other day she fought two policemen at balogun, shes six month full.

grin grin grin grin grin grin you mean you prefer farting to fighting?? grin grin grin

Don't worry pls, by the time your angel comes, all this will become history wink

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Nobody: 1:44pm On Sep 04, 2015
E...

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by kushsy: 4:10pm On Sep 04, 2015
Sir,be happy you are already going to be a father just within two years of your marriage..pregnancy comes in different forms,what if she is the type that sit all day in the toilet or the once thst spends all their preg days in the hospital with drips for lack of appetite to eat nor take any liquid....grow up,be patient, love her more and be grateful..

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by MoyoGENERAL: 5:21pm On Sep 04, 2015
Hahaha.....I don laff Tayaaa!!!!!!
#high level senior farts#
loll......
lollllll
Abeg, make She go stitch her Anus!
# Pending the time, pls nor buy beans or eggs for house ooo, else even your Neighbors go begin complian!!!!!!
lollllll
But seriously, Nor be YOU give am belle? Why not bear it then! Shikena! We men ehn!!!!!!
orisirisi...

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Nobody: 7:00pm On Sep 04, 2015
OP, ure actually a disgrace 2 ur family nd unborn children. U dnt luv ur wife anymore because she farts! Nd dis started wen she got pregnant wit ur child! U beta go nd ask 4 forgiveness 4 evn lovin her less in her condition! May women nt marry a man lik u!

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by KingTom(m): 8:34pm On Sep 04, 2015
francizy:
grin

Oya na Dr. Kingtom, go and check that woman's anūs, let's see if there's something wrong..

grin

OP, this reminds me of my uncle and his wife. These two usually competes to know who's the best. Of course my uncle would always win cuz he doesn't have a normal human anùs. I think he was created with an AK47 sticking out of his ãrse... undecided
It is a natural something!! grin

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by yougosee: 12:33am On Sep 05, 2015
dapsin999:
Mr. . . U neva see anything. Wetin make me come talk, my gf of 4yrs farts like anything! Infact we compete sef & I'm leading now! Fun though. I trust she'll equalize as soon as she's pregnant.
4years? shocked
Please, marry her already!
#teamshortcoutship

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Nobody: 6:23am On Sep 05, 2015
Was this written by a MAD MAN....?

Don't you know that PREGNANCY is a normal diseased state..?

I guess the PREGNANCY must be an advanced one.
U don't have to sexxx her vigorously at this stage because the WEIGHT Of the pregancy is lying on the rectum, anus and bladder area (urinates frequently)

IF YOU can't EAT your spouse's SH1T don't think Of marrying that person....

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by lilmax(m): 6:49am On Sep 05, 2015
mystiqueDZ:
Seriously!!! You are such a goat! Women beating men to their own game..
Eat the most delicious beans ever and compete with her damn it!!!!
which game? cheesy farting game?
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by lilmax(m): 6:51am On Sep 05, 2015
“Devilish things“ cheesy

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by mystiqueDZ(f): 7:15am On Sep 05, 2015
lilmax:
which game? cheesy farting game?
yep grin
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by OZAOEKPE(f): 9:19am On Sep 05, 2015
One big disadvantage of having sex through the anus. Live with it bro.
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Haywhymido(m): 9:23am On Sep 05, 2015
EVILFOREST:

IF YOU can't EAT your spouse's SH1T don't think Of marrying that person....
what nonsense is this one saying

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by thorpido(m): 10:21am On Sep 05, 2015
Oga,endure it.It's a passing phase.
Just get Dr Dre headphones and jam music in your ears so you don't have to always hear her do it.If it smells,get an airfreshner.

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Kimoni: 10:36am On Sep 05, 2015
thorpido:
Oga,endure it.It's a passing phase.
Just get Dr Dre headphones and jam music in your ears so you don't have to always hear her do it.If it smells,get an airfreshner.

grin grin grin Dis kain solution na waya o but it's better than being angry over nothing

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by edwife(f): 10:58am On Sep 05, 2015
Kimoni:


grin grin grin Dis kain solution na waya o but it's better than being angry over nothing

But this is the first time reading something like this,pregnancies really differ from one woman to another. cheesy
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Kimoni: 11:08am On Sep 05, 2015
edwife:


But this is the first time reading something like this,pregnancies really differ from on woman to another. cheesy


I have never heard it before o just that nothing surprises me again about a woman's pregnancy. While some are true, some are so exaggerated cheesy cheesy but wetin woman go do naa, we must born

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by cococandy(f): 11:22am On Sep 05, 2015
Kimoni:


I have never heard it before o just that nothing surprises me again about a woman's pregnancy. While some are true, some are so exaggerated cheesy cheesy but wetin woman go do naa, we must born
edwife:

But this is the first time reading something like this,pregnancies really differ from one woman to another. cheesy
I'm not surprised.

You know how the thing presses against your bladder and makes you want to pee all the time, maybe hers is the other way. Pressing against her intestines and Making her want to gas all the time. Or she has frequent constipation.
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by thorpido(m): 11:33am On Sep 05, 2015
Kimoni:


grin grin grin Dis kain solution na waya o but it's better than being angry over nothing
Abi na.
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by thorpido(m): 11:35am On Sep 05, 2015
cococandy:

I'm not surprised.

You know how to thing presses against your bladder and makes you want to pee all the time, maybe hers is the other way. Pressing against her intestines and Making her want to gas all the time. Or she has frequent constipation.
Must be more of this.The type of food she frequently takes must be a contributing factor too.
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by SonOfEl(m): 11:46am On Sep 05, 2015
what's the big deal? don't you know she is pregnant? bear it, tolerate it, manage it, understand it, its called LOVE.

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Kimoni: 12:01pm On Sep 05, 2015
cococandy:

I'm not surprised.

You know how to thing presses against your bladder and makes you want to pee all the time, maybe hers is the other way. Pressing against her intestines and Making her want to gas all the time. Or she has frequent constipation.

Coco - this one you are explaining like this, are you guilty of farting? lipsrsealed (Whisper it to my ears, I don't kiss and tell)
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by cococandy(f): 12:03pm On Sep 05, 2015
Kimoni:


Coco - this one you are explaining like this, are you guilty of farting? lipsrsealed (Whisper it to my ears, I don't kiss and tell)
lipsrsealed grin
I'm not.
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by edwife(f): 12:06pm On Sep 05, 2015
Kimoni:


Coco - this one you are explaining like this, are you guilty of farting? lipsrsealed (Whisper it to my ears, I don't kiss and tell)

grin grin

cococandy i don't believe you,you explained it so well. grin
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Kimoni: 12:08pm On Sep 05, 2015
edwife:


grin grin

cococandy i don't believe you,you explained it so well. grin

grin grin grin pls who has Mr Coco's nos lets confirm

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by drlayla(m): 12:10pm On Sep 05, 2015
Of coz its part of the physiological changes in pregnancy the increase in progesterone will cause sluggish intestine which will eventually cause constipation and delayed passage of stool this inturn causes accumulation of gases emitted as farts just tske it easy with her.

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Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by Kimoni: 12:11pm On Sep 05, 2015
drlayla:
Of coz its part of the physiological changes in pregnancy the increase in progesterone will cause sluggish intestine which will eventually cause constipation and delayed passage of stool this inturn causes accumulation of gases emitted as farts just tske it easy with her.

shocked shocked Dr, why do I have the feeling you are speaking in tongues? grin
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by cococandy(f): 12:22pm On Sep 05, 2015
edwife:


grin grin

cococandy i don't believe you,you explained it so well. grin
Kimoni:

grin grin grin pls who has Mr Coco's nos lets confirm
Stop teasing me.

Okay just a little. But it smells like vanilla. grin
Re: Do Pregnant Women Fart So Much? My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts... by edwife(f): 12:34pm On Sep 05, 2015
cococandy:

Stop teasing me.

Okay just a little. But it smells like vanilla. grin

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