From a male LIB reader...


Please I need your advice before I go crazy finally. My wife of two years is finally pregnant now with our baby and it spans four months as we speak. The problem I have now is my wife farts uncontrollably everywhere, anywhere, almost every time. This has caused a big quarrel between us and she keeps telling me she can not control her anus anymore. This is crazy and baffling because I am seeing her in a different light from what I knew her to be.
She farts while i drive,whilst she cooks,during meals on the dining,whilst sleeping and the worst now is while we make love she farts smelly devilish things.i am up against the wall now because i do not think i love my wife anymore!she has messed herself up with this happenings and she keeps telling me the pregnancy has taken all strenght from her and she can not control her anus opening or closing as regards farts!can you imagine the trauma this has caused in our marriage?do pregnant women fart so much?what have i gotten myself into?

http://lindaikeji..com.ng/2015/09/dear-lib-readers-do-pregnant-women-fart.html

Hahhhhaaaa...... This got me cracking, pls helep me look for cold bottle of star.

BTW, if a woman fart around you, it shows she really loves you because women can form when it comes to fart.

Dont let fart dabaru your marriage, because when people ask why you divorce your wife, what will you say.

I guess you will say: My wife fart a lot

Very funny, pls doctors in the house come and explain ooooo.

You aint seen nuttin yet!!

Mr. . . U neva see anything. Wetin make me come talk, my gf of 4yrs farts like anything! Infact we compete sef & I'm leading now! Fun though. I trust she'll equalize as soon as she's pregnant.

Please can someone tell me he's not serious....

Hahahahahahaha...
WTF! Seriously??


Hey you @FirstEva ..hope this makes u laugh..stay good

Hehehehe
oga kpele.

It's not enough reason for you to despise your wife. Remember you're getting a baby out of it. You should be more supportive and tolerant.

See me see trouble

Stop whining, no be you impregnate her? Bear the consequences too

Really, it's not her fault, just support her and find out ways it could be controlled.

AlphaMoi:
Hahahahahahaha...
WTF! Seriously??


Hey you @FirstEva ..hope this makes u laugh..stay good

You should be more concerned about the pressure she is going through .not all women fart but the onces that do deserve a lot of understanding from their spouses not condemnation.

She should learn bedroom etiquette

This is funny but serious. women show different annoying traits during pregnancy, just pray your wife shows one that is manageable.

I fink every woman has a different body chemistry, i hv a frnd whenever she preggy she likes perciving soak away. some lyk taking dry gin, some finds it very diffcult to bath. d list continues. so its best u appreciate, support n take care of her, dere is nofin wrong in that!

The worst mistake a beautiful woman can do is to fart in the present of her man. In the eyes of a man, she is seen as an Angel; she has to maintain that statue, the moment she starts farting around on the man's face, she will be seen as one of the boys; her attractiveness depreciates anything the man remembers the smell or sound of the fart.

How the hell do devilish things come out of one's yansh? Lmsao!

Lol....the worst part of it is that she farts when you make love...that's disgusting man....

Wetin person no go read these days

you hate your wife because she suddenly started farting so much

The poster didn't mention if the wife farts excessively prior to her pregnancy, if not, he should STFU and endure till she delivers, and her body returns to normal.

Oga Mi if you know what your wife is passing through ,you won't be saying this trash. Women should be respected especially the pregnant ones. The pain they pass through all in the name of pregnancy no be here.
Instead of you to support and encourage her,you are here ranting like a lost sheep. You think carrying another human in your stomach for nine solid months is an easy task? abeg shooor.

hahahahaha, lmao

LMFAO

Eleyi le gan o. Don't even know what to say

AlienStar:
I fink every woman has a different body chemistry, i hv a frnd whenever she preggy she likes perciving soak away. some lyk taking dry gin, some finds it very diffcult to bath. d list continues. so its best u appreciate, support n take care of her, dere is nofin wrong in that!

Chineke!
alcohol hinders the brain development of unborn babies.
Babies with moms who drank at gestation have a high chance of being retardedd.

Infomizer:
How the hell do devilish things come out of one's yansh? Lmsao!

lwkm!
Cc: lalaticlala.

nonsense post

@OP, i will advice u to make her see d doctor, a lady farting in presence of a man is really disgusting and can make her loose the attractiveness, @all of the posters above me that support d farting. not everybody can take dat shiit, 4 me i hate it and still hate, disgusting i must say.

This got me laughing uncontrollably..
Take it easy my brother... It's just a passing phase. You will have the wife you once knew as soon as baby is out.

Seriously!!! You are such a goat! Women beating men to their own game..
Eat the most delicious beans ever and compete with her damn it!!!!

Oya na Dr. Kingtom, go and check that woman's anūs, let's see if there's something wrong..



OP, this reminds me of my uncle and his wife. These two usually competes to know who's the best. Of course my uncle would always win cuz he doesn't have a normal human anùs. I think he was created with an AK47 sticking out of his ãrse...