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Clem! Clem! by blissieng(f): 1:45pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
During a visit to the mental asylum, Clem asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," said the Clem. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug." "Do you want a room with or without a view?" said the Director |
Re: Clem! Clem! by dani1luv: 2:25pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 2:28pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
dani?? |
Re: Clem! Clem! by Ben13: 2:31pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
continuation ! |
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 2:35pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
fanx |
Re: Clem! Clem! by arramyjay: 2:36pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
This is nt funny. |
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 2:41pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
even u urself no funny |
Re: Clem! Clem! by Lolabbey: 2:42pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
d joke na merix nt remix |
Re: Clem! Clem! by dani1luv: 2:45pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
english get problem |
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 2:48pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
na inglish 4mation |
Re: Clem! Clem! by Ben13: 2:49pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
na lie. |
Re: Clem! Clem! by romsky: 3:07pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
& u be d chief liar |
Re: Clem! Clem! by sholabanke(m): 3:08pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
greatest liar of all |
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 5:29pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
You mean yourself? |
Re: Clem! Clem! by Gabry(f): 5:31pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Em, you forggoten about me |
Re: Clem! Clem! by Lolabbey: 5:32pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
cos u cld no longerdoit well |
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 5:35pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
@Gabby, Hey long time; I no forget you o! @Lola If you like that thing, I can do it with you; and believe me, I go make you enjoy am well well, because my |
Re: Clem! Clem! by dani1luv: 5:42pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Gabby is not in the mood okay |
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 5:58pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Wetin again? Abi jealousy don de catch you again? |
Re: Clem! Clem! by Ben13: 7:14pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
why |
Re: Clem! Clem! by D1KeleVra(m): 7:34pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
question! |
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 8:13pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Just answer it. |
Re: Clem! Clem! by jmkbond(f): 8:15pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
passes by and looked defiantly and hissed |
Re: Clem! Clem! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:18pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
*hisses back* |
Re: Clem! Clem! by CrazyMan(m): 8:25pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Breakes bottle on kelevra's head. |
Re: Clem! Clem! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:30pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
*Goes to the hospital* |
Re: Clem! Clem! by jmkbond(f): 8:32pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
could not pay d hospital bill |
Re: Clem! Clem! by sholabanke(m): 8:33pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
and i later come to the rescue |
Re: Clem! Clem! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:38pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
Thanx Banky! That crazy[/b]toutish[b]kid tiff my wallet. |
Re: Clem! Clem! by sholabanke(m): 8:40pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
sorry i can drop u home also so far you cant get T-fare to get home |
Re: Clem! Clem! by jmkbond(f): 8:45pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
discoverd flat tire,no xtra and no vulcanizer in sight |
Re: Clem! Clem! by sholabanke(m): 8:47pm On Apr 03, 2009 |
call some friends and immediately they came in 2 different cars together |
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