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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Cutehector(m): 5:40am On Sep 05, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


and so the argument begins ......

we all know most girls are are walking around with nothing but dead brain cells.......dem go dey form Rambo but as soon as dem sight guy(even old men) with money,every trace of common sense go just komot from their body...

but u are one one of a kind,u get d brain to support d body and face....

i will aerially intercept a fatally explosive device for thee

i hope u know that?
she just said guys r naturaly stvpid.. And your are a guy whch makes u stvpid and u just dey buttlick d babe...


No dey fall hand na

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by IamLEGEND1: 5:54am On Sep 05, 2015
Cutehector:
she just said guys r naturaly stvpid.. And your are a guy whch makes u stvpid and u just dey buttlick d babe...


No dey fall hand na
buttlick?

eeeeeeewwwwww bro,

i dont do that shìt mehn.

i usually just focus on the vagìna.

but i get ur point though......

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by oluspencer(m): 6:48am On Sep 05, 2015
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donjon:
u go manage green bic[color=#006600]u go manage green bicu go manage green bic?



I get puple incase

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by potolistic(m): 7:40am On Sep 05, 2015
La believe la crase
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 8:36am On Sep 05, 2015
czarr:
Abeg I dey find mammy water girlfriend.


And I don't think d girl is from d marine world.
David just started enjoy the wild side of life,
Plus sex is fun...

No mind this people
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by NoRetreat(m): 9:38am On Sep 05, 2015
I won't dismissed the story as untrue, I graduated from UNILAG, we were all reading at the old library at night, light went off and while waiting for NEPA to restore electricity we could not explained what happened to all of us! There was a sudden rush fom nowhere some were injured some were terrified that was the end of reading that night. It was later learnt that the spirit of Lagoon caused the panick AKT for those who know the library before the lagoon front. So, the story might be true, some guys were always seen at the lagoon at night during the exam.

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by tohpahz(f): 9:51am On Sep 05, 2015
Cutehector:
fine gerl goodmorning

Morning fine guy.. wink how u doing
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by robosky02(m): 10:22am On Sep 05, 2015
tohpahz:


Morning fine guy.. wink how u doing

hi topsyyyyyy how u doing
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by PenSniper: 10:51am On Sep 05, 2015
Promotional stunt.
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Cutehector(m): 11:14am On Sep 05, 2015
tohpahz:


Morning fine guy.. wink how u doing
doin pretty good. What u up to for today?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by jbazic(m): 12:51pm On Sep 05, 2015
there is no full stop to dis story @op.. so I guess it's to be continued right??
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 1:19pm On Sep 05, 2015
It is not everyone that walks about the streets of unilag that are normal human beings. There are strange beings that appear as normal humans that also walk around.

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by haytripple(m): 2:14pm On Sep 05, 2015
The story need to be sold to desmond elliot to polish well.....nice story line bt nt well cooked
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 2:39pm On Sep 05, 2015
Cutehector:
she just said guys r naturaly stvpid.. And your are a guy whch makes u stvpid and u just dey buttlick d babe...

No dey fall hand na
oga hector hapum aka pls
so all the times u guys call girls stoopid nko.... do u see me getting upset grin
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Cutehector(m): 2:43pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

oga hector hapum aka pls
so all the times u guys call girls stupid nko.... do u see me getting upset grin
u havnt seen me callin a gurl silly, dats y u havnt gotten upset tongue





And yes, I DID MiSS U!
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 2:47pm On Sep 05, 2015
Cutehector:
u havnt seen me callin a gurl silly, dats y u havnt gotten upset tongue

And yes, I DID MiSS U!
lol but I self know dat I'm a girl so.... warris it grin I'm jus not easily upset cause im tough grin grin grin

now u tell me abi. why couldnt u tell me when i asked grin and why dont u want to teach me igbo
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Oahray: 2:50pm On Sep 05, 2015
tohpahz:
He started sinning before he met d mammy water na..

He left church to.go out with her and got drunk.. so he drinks.. hmmmmmm
is drinking a sin?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 2:52pm On Sep 05, 2015
IamLEGEND1:


and so the argument begins ......

we all know most girls are are walking around with nothing but dead brain cells.......dem go dey form Rambo but as soon as dem sight guy(even old men) with money,every trace of common sense go just komot from their body...

but u are one one of a kind,u get d brain to support d body and face....

i will aerially intercept a fatally explosive device for thee

i hope u know that?
ignore that hector o idk why hes looking for trouble

lol girls have alot of common sense, even when they're looking for money, that is common sense in action. if they were more idealistic, they would go for d handsome prince.... but since they're realists they understand dat owo ni koko grin

im not one of a kind jare, most girls are smart yes i said it grin besides im actually an idiot so
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Cutehector(m): 2:58pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

lol but I self know dat I'm a girl so.... warris it grin I'm jus not easily upset cause im tough grin grin grin

now u tell me abi. why couldnt u tell me when i asked grin and why dont u want to teach me igbo
u aint tough... Ur fun to be with..


Well it wouldn't be true den, it would be like u forced me to say it.. But nw its real.. And I did miss u... Hw was ur day. Or I should say, hws it going?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 3:07pm On Sep 05, 2015
Cutehector:
u aint tough... Ur fun to be with..


Well it wouldn't be true den, it would be like u forced me to say it.. But nw its real.. And I did miss u... Hw was ur day. Or I should say, hws it going?
oh gawsh im crying here grin thank you sah /prostrates/ thats the nicest thing to say

you dont know me o.... i get small craze. whenever i ask people if they missed me I always say 'yes or yes' grin
its going pretty okay sha. i have a break so i get off mon & tues as well as the weekend so im happy grin checking emails for now embarassed
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Cutehector(m): 3:30pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

oh gawsh im crying here grin thank you sah /prostrates/ thats the nicest thing to say

you dont know me o.... i get small craze. whenever i ask people if they missed me I always say 'yes or yes' grin
its going pretty okay sha. i have a break so i get off mon & tues as well as the weekend so im happy grin checking emails for now embarassed
alryt dear... Hav fun
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by DrayZee: 5:51pm On Sep 05, 2015
This is nonsense!
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by MsRemarkable(f): 5:53pm On Sep 05, 2015
Iranu!
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by aderonkedeborah(f): 5:54pm On Sep 05, 2015
end time jokes
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 5:54pm On Sep 05, 2015
people still believe in this shi.t?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by ussv: 5:55pm On Sep 05, 2015
All these story books, abeg nothing like that. You better concentrate on your studies
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 5:55pm On Sep 05, 2015
sounds interesting what's its title?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by fbtowner(m): 5:55pm On Sep 05, 2015
Check my signature
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by vooks: 5:55pm On Sep 05, 2015
Are there soome lesbian mammy waters?

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 5:55pm On Sep 05, 2015
sounds interesting what's the title of the film ?

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Lobolintin(m): 5:56pm On Sep 05, 2015
Snoring

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