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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by ikjazz: 9:09pm On Sep 05, 2015
donholy28:
Na u ruin urself... who force u to fvck am?



Ataya Oooo
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by zasika(m): 9:22pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

*claps*
grin

Nice set of lungs
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by ikjazz: 9:23pm On Sep 05, 2015
Sharon6:
Story Story..... Story!
Real story.
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by ikjazz: 9:26pm On Sep 05, 2015
Cool
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Lordkratus(m): 9:28pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.
rubbish
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by simdam500(m): 9:33pm On Sep 05, 2015
The story isn't well detailed,

But either, or either not; I'll say we guys should thread carefully
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Dbrainiac1(m): 9:36pm On Sep 05, 2015
bluaero:
undecided
Baaad guy
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by IYANGBALI: 9:37pm On Sep 05, 2015
jamace:
Mammy water is real. Confirmed by Victor Uwaifor: https://www.nairaland.com/2575168/sir-victor-uwaifo-nigerian-musician
just because he said so right?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by 2dillu2(m): 9:44pm On Sep 05, 2015
youmour:
This post just make my prick stand
bad boy undecided
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 9:45pm On Sep 05, 2015
tiswell:
I guess your fada is/was among the s.tupid g.uys...how old are you
I'm young..... grin

All men have their own 'lack of sense' sha that's all I'm saying....
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by bobestman(m): 9:55pm On Sep 05, 2015
A word is enough for the wise.There are many of them everywhere.Guys take heed.
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by kelmicheal: 9:57pm On Sep 05, 2015
not all girls are satanic agents likewise real but having many girls as gurlfriend u are walking on a knife egde
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by crimo(m): 9:57pm On Sep 05, 2015
cheesy cheesy
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by lastchild: 9:59pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.
pray while choosing a girlfriend or wife? Things are changing rapidly,I remember when gf and bf issue is like a taboo,now its being encouraged even from some pastors
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by KingTom(m): 10:09pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

Kingtom is my rolemodel grin
It helps you relax and puts off potential troublemakers. My trademark grin grin grin
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by golddeejay(m): 10:15pm On Sep 05, 2015
Op...abeg help me collect dat mammi water girl frm David...send me a PM when u don get am. Thanx
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by uyisteven(m): 10:23pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

*claps*
grin
I see y dat dude wants to drown in ur river...onli ur pic says it all...2bad 4 him...d competition is high ryt now.
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Richal20(m): 10:23pm On Sep 05, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
wen will diz ìdiots stop blaming there itchy dìcks on mami water?

if u want to bcome a sharp shooter,at least have the balls to accept that it will probably all blow in ur face one day.

i hit and run all the time,and if i was to die of AIDs today,i aint gonna blame no one....



thumbs up. Na u b boss, oga hilux pack and go, i wish u well for aiaidss man
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 10:25pm On Sep 05, 2015
KingTom:

It helps you relax and puts off potential troublemakers. My trademark grin grin grin
Tom, who be MrsPhyno? Introduction her to me. grin
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Bruno3000(m): 10:26pm On Sep 05, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
wen will diz ìdiots stop blaming there itchy dìcks on mami water?

if u want to bcome a sharp shooter,at least have the balls to accept that it will probably all blow in ur face one day.

i hit and run all the time,and if i was to die of AIDs today,i aint gonna blame no one....

Dats u...

Dude we live in a mysterious world, expect the unexpected.
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Richal20(m): 10:29pm On Sep 05, 2015
MrsPhyno:

lol stop that jare u know I dont like those kinda statements
argue with me if u want tongue

i busy small sha.... na school tinz so i no fit complain its jus part of life i guess
missed you o grin

the annoying thing about you is that I was asking everyone if they missed me and na only you I say that 'i missed you' and u no fit notice am tongue grin

na u dey fall in love ??. U wan give him AIDS or he wan give u HIV or una two na suppliers ?
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Iamthoney(m): 10:29pm On Sep 05, 2015
What's with Nairaland and mammy water thingy this days? Bia ogbeni David u are a bad poacher. Wa OP dis ur film, when is it gonna hit the cinema? I go like to watch am ah swear to Gawd
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Iamthoney(m): 10:33pm On Sep 05, 2015
bobestman:
A word is enough for the wise.There are many of them everywhere.Guys take heed.
Wa ogbeni gbagbe joor...melo ni o ti ri abi o ti pade ri ni ile aye e(how many have u seen or come in contact with in ur life)
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Tobbey(m): 10:41pm On Sep 05, 2015
LABE ORUN grin grin grin
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by stteejax(m): 10:43pm On Sep 05, 2015
MsRemarkable:
Iranu!
Abasha

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Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by KingTom(m): 10:44pm On Sep 05, 2015
AgapeCharis:
Tom, who be MrsPhyno? Introduction her to me. grin
Mrsphyno? Hmmm **scratches head** my prodigy. grin
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 10:49pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.

I'll wager that David is a meth head.
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by kasley44(m): 10:49pm On Sep 05, 2015
una never talk wetin una get with mammi water
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Cutehector(m): 10:50pm On Sep 05, 2015
KingTom:

Mrsphyno? Hmmm **scratches head** my prodigy. grin
e be like say mrsphyno don dey trend.....
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by godson99(m): 10:52pm On Sep 05, 2015
mowah:
Well, as we all know, not all that glitters is Gold, here is a Testimony of a unilag student named David, surname withheld at an MFM church.

David is a 400L student of unilag and has been attending MFM youth church since he gained admission in 2011. He was a very active church member until sometimes in November 2014, it was getting close to the exam period at unilag and David decided to study at his favorite destination in campus which is the Lagoon front.

While reading in front of the peaceful water, he meet a very beautiful dark Lady crying, he felt sorry for her and decided to walk up to her. He later asked her why she was crying and she told him all that happened that her boyfriend dumped her. David as a Christian gave her some words of encouragement, preached to her and consoled her. They became friends, more interesting, he has fallen in love for the first time in his life. Unluckily for him a mammy water.

After their exams they became much closer and by february 14 2015. They became lovers. As the relationship grew the young Lady began to demand for sex but David was reluctant until one day he decided to forgo his church program to go out with the young Lady. He was drunk that night and had sex with the lady, you know what it means to sleep with a yemoja, David life changed, he started having sex with her more frequently, he never went to church, he started smoking, his friends started to notice his change and started advising him but he wouldnt listen.

Until July 2015. David fell ill. He went from one Hospital to another but they couldnt diagnose the cause of his illness. Until he started seeing the girl in his dreams he then went to the church for Prayers. The pastor Later told him to confess his deeds which he later did. He later realised she was from the marine world and had ruined his destiny. After seven days of Prayers he finally became delivered. I'm wondering what could have happened to the girl as David shared his Testimony on sunday. This story of David is lesson to us, Pray while choosing your girlfriend before she ruins you.

Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Nobody: 10:53pm On Sep 05, 2015
KingTom:

Mrsphyno? Hmmm **scratches head** my prodigy. grin
Yes. Ur my oluko grin or oganla

Chei I never knew my Yoruba was this good grin

Goodnight "doctor" kingtom grin
Re: How A Mammi Water Almost Ruined A UNILAG Student by Holuwadammie(m): 10:55pm On Sep 05, 2015
Testimony time....,...

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