$990,000

N13.8 billion

9 16bedroom duplex @Ibeju lekki

500 acres of land in portharcourt

6 bedrooom duplex at Ontario Canada
32 bedroom bungalow in Switzerland

more, soo numerous to mention

Una asset nor get value?

I think we should start with seun since he is president of nairaland

2 boxers
3 local fowls
4 pigs
#65.00 with GTB n unlocated property @ sambisa forest

My assets are

#45,000 in MTV microfinance bank

#A land in my father's house dat I can't recall the exact location.

#A car without horn that makes me to shout my voice.

#My makeup kit


#Two servants I bought in Nairalad. Omenka, agarawu23, midolian who I bought from a Nupe tribal warrior.

temitemi1:
2 boxers
3 local fowls
4 pigs
#65.00 with GTB n unlocated property @ sambisa forest

Broz, ow much u wan sell dose ur local fowl?

- €800,000 @ Dutch bank
- 2 plots of lands @ Lekki phase 2
- 250 cattles, 50 goats, 500 sheeps
- 1 plot of land in Kastina states, but I can not really remember the location of the land.
- 250,000 ordinary shares with UBA bank
- 2.500.000 with Zenith bank plc.

1 million naira in Fidelity bank but i cant remember the account number.

I want to declare my assets:
One intelligent and smart brain,
One healthy heart,
Two kidneys,
Two eyes,
One nose,
One mouth,
Two small ears,
7billion hair pores all over,
Two muscular hands,
Two long legs,
One thing, (front and back),
And two big chests.

ECOTERRORS:
My assets are
#45,000 in MTV microfinance bank
#A land in my father's house dat I can't recall the exact location.
#A car without horn that makes me to shout my voice.
#My makeup kit
#Two servants I bought in Nairalad. Omenka, agarawu23, midolian who I bought from a Nupe tribal warrior.

So u wan tell me say d tin wey u carry for back no b ASSET ABI
Abi u don forget
Babe
declare ur back ASS-SET now!!!

1 thunder from amadioha. 1 thunder also from sango. 1 chieftancy title from alusi okija. 1 satanic bible. 1 book of vedas. 1 koran. 5 hadiths.
...... And My mind.

ECOTERRORS:
My assets are

#45,000 in MTV microfinance bank

#A land in my father's house dat I can't recall the exact location.

#A car without horn that makes me to shout my voice.

#My makeup kit


#Two servants I bought in Nairalad. Omenka, agaraw u23, midolian who I bought from a Nupe tribal warrior.

you know well o

I'm richer than osinbajo but not richer than Buhari
I bank with societe General bank in illorin
I have shares with mrs Ndi Okereke onyeuke.
My pension is with alhaji Maina

wailing wailers declaring their "assets". What a funny world indeed

*with righthand on forehead*
My asset are thus:
# 1 yeye china fone I dey take disturb ma landlord
# 1 bold 5 wey I dey take pursue gehls on nairaland
# 1 10 naira note I jus celotape
# 2 yeye Bingos wey no sabi anytin pass to chop ma visitors slippers and pursue fowl
# 1 pot of concorsion rice
# 1 pack of gold circle
And.......

Lots of books in my library
A beautiful girlfriend (mother of my future children)
Supportive family menbers
lovly and caring friends
A sound mind
A healthy body


... other material assets are still under verification and reconcilliation.

Bank accounts
Accommodation
And all that's mine

temitemi1:
2 boxers
3 local fowls
4 pigs
#65.00 with GTB n unlocated property @ sambisa forest

Na you sure pass.
Remember me when you butcher one of your local fowls.

1 WAEC certificate ...very clean
3 degree certificates ..not counting the professional certs.
1 female parent that is more precious than gold, diamond, platinum.... Name them.
1 China android phone supplemented by a Nokia torch.
1 1968 Peugeot pickup van with both front tyres missing.... Yeah it needs replacing...more or less a liability.
The only account I remembered owning has precisely 27,093.67 naira as balance.

My Asset are two:
1. My life, and
2.Nigeria.

I ajebuter declare my asset thus:
34 bras. Different colours bought in yaba and oshodi
68 panties. Lace, cotton , and some Gs bought in balogun and dosunmu
A set of Iman cosmetics from iya basira shop
Suits, dresses, shoes ,jewelry and bags
Black and white tv and video recorder inherited from my ancestors
Several telemundo movies bought from chukudi's piracy shop in lagos island
Several jackie collin, sidney sheldon , sandra brown and daniel steel novels bought in ojuelegba
A big and spacious bed made by Baba kabiru
Accounts with UBA, Zenith, First bank and GTB (total N35:96)

All in all, I'm worth N21, 43:91k)
I declare this in 'goodest of faith and utmostest 'integrity'

Jobless youths

Nairalanders.

1973 toyota crusader inherited from my grandpa with head-light, rear-light all wheel missing.

1 plot of land @ sambisa FOREST that's untraceable..

3 mud houses, 2 crushed by ballistic thunder, 1 standing.

#61.00 in my bank account @ FCMB.

3 local fowl. 1 cock, 2 hens

Ma assets

1 girl friend I met on the road but na virgin
Two fones nokia and blackberry but I dnt knw the model
12 rabbits
14 grass cutter
200 naira in diamond bank
15 million naira nairabet ticket de game neva enter e remain tomorrow match
One mud/sand huz in uratta owerri
1 plot of land in errrrrrrm I dnt knw de state but I knw I hv a plot of land somewia
One locally made pistol

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I own the entire sambisa forest. I dictate what happens there.