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Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 4:21pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Here’s what we’re thinking when he’s getting to work down there… 1. Oh right OK, no build up, you’re just going to lunge straight in. 2. WHEN DID I LAST HAVE A SHOWER?! What if I smell? 3. And I bet I’ve definitely got a stray bum pube I missed with the razor last night, FFS. 4. What if he thinks my ingrown hairs are genital warts? 5. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. Relax. Concentrate. 6. Hang on, is that a water mark on the ceiling? Is there a leak? OMG there must be a leak. We must definitely call a plumber. 7. No wait, remember what you’re doing, enjoy this, it only happens pretty much NEVER. 8. I wonder if this is what a dog’s water bowl feels like? 9. OK, why does he think a casual finger pumping pairs well with gentle tongue action? 10. And now he’s pressing me like a panic button. Dear lord make him stop. 11. Should I give his head a little reassuring stroke for encouragement? 12. OH HELLO. WHAT IN THE SWEET NAME WAS THAT MOVE?! 13. I’m so glad I’m not a squirter. Imagine if he had some odd bodily fluid come shooting towards his face. 14. Oh wait. 15. He’s poking his tongue suspiciously near by bum. Am I OK with that? I’m going to go with no. 16. Oh OK, we’re all good. He’s back to rubbing me as if he’s sand-papering a wall. 17. I’m definitely going to have to give him a Mouth Action after this aren’t I? 18. I wish he’d stop stroking my thigh stretch marks, they’re not baby kittens. 19. I *think* I just felt an orgasm brewing, EXTRA CONCENTRATE MORE THAN YOU DO FOR THE X FACTOR LIVE SHOWS. YOU CAN DO THIS. 20. I hope he doesn’t expect a kiss after this. 21. Oh, he’s puckered up and lunging at me. Good. http://9javibes.com/lifestyle-relationships/adults-only-21-thoughts-every-girl-has-when-a-guy-eats-her-thng-must-read/ 2 Likes |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by woky: 4:23pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by TheMainMan: 4:26pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Cutehector(m): 4:27pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Lol they like it so bad.. D way dey spread thr legs wantin u to just eat dem like cake... 1 Like |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by CLeAtHead(m): 4:29pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by toyeoye(m): 4:30pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
That nigga must have spent like 5 mins down there!! |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 6:33pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by kokoA(m): 6:38pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Gross! |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Keshi5(m): 6:43pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Plz did anybody undastand wat dat op was trying 2pass across?plz dat person shld put me tru. because dos 21 write up maks no sense2 me 1 Like |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 6:46pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Keshi5: me too |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by NOBODYY: 7:20pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Me lick plate Ehn iranu!! Abasha!!!! 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by CaptPlanet(m): 7:24pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Lol! Numbe 12 cracked me up |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 8:32pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by CaptPlanet(m): 9:04pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by keko14: 9:12pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Iranu.............abacha |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by potolistic(m): 9:34pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Can someone pls summarize dis 4 me..... |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Banks92(m): 9:42pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Its nt a plate washing contest..abasha |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by multikolour(m): 10:57pm On Sep 07, 2015 |
Cutehector: you be baba for this area. professor, emeritus cutehector of department of kitikat lick. |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 7:44am On Sep 08, 2015 |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Kingsley1000(m): 8:19am On Sep 08, 2015 |
lick her kitty cat... so disgusting,what do you guys really enjoy in that? |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 9:15am On Sep 08, 2015 |
Kingsley1000: its not for them but for their partner's pleasure. |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by ebony2012: 9:24am On Sep 08, 2015 |
Like seriously? |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Favolly(f): 10:36am On Sep 08, 2015 |
Number 10 killed me |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 10:49am On Sep 08, 2015 |
1 Like |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by passionate88: 10:58am On Sep 08, 2015 |
So those thought ran through her head when I was down there?. But she did kissed me after it |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Ojemedad: 11:02am On Sep 08, 2015 |
Favolly:Really?, I can do it better you know |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Nobody: 11:07am On Sep 08, 2015 |
I just pity them P**sy eaters |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 11:38am On Sep 08, 2015 |
passionate88: really? That means you are a professional. |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by falconey(m): 11:39am On Sep 08, 2015 |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Hero10001: 12:25pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
Guy; i'v fvcked over 100 pvssies.
ME; really?!
Guy: yes na, nothing dey there jor.
Me; did you ate pvssy in the process?
Guy: me, lick pvssy that stinks?! Never.
Me: you'v not fvcked a pvssy! Best enjoyed with ice-cream. *winks* 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Rajjah(f): 12:31pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
Whats dis one saying ke? |
Re: Adults Only: 21 Thoughts Every Girl Has When A Guy Eats Her Th!ng by Rajjah(f): 12:33pm On Sep 08, 2015 |
Whats dis one saying ke?... |
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