In line with the change mantra of the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria I hereby declare my assets as follows.....
1. 15 pairs of trousers
2. 13 shirts (8 polo, 5 sleeves)
3. 1 wife to be girlfriend
4. 2 pairs of bathroom slippers
5. 9 pairs of shoes (old and new)
6. 3 palm slippers
7. 5 rubber buckets
8. 1 Acer laptop and a bad battery
9. 2 phones (tecno android and Nokia 3310)
10. 3 Ankara native shirt
11. 1 rug
12. 1 12 inches vital foam
13. 1 generator (I pass my neighbour)
14. 4 girlfriends waiting to be confirmed
15. 8 boxers and 6 comfort singlets
16. #800 in union back account, #1300 in unity bank and
#23,450 in zenith bank account
Please let us key into this change mantra by declaring your asset too
thanks and Godbless
APC.........