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Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 4:37pm On Sep 13, 2015
LAYKORN vs MUHDG


Voting Criteria

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplays - 2 points

Closer - 1 point

Rules

■ 10 Quatrains

■ Deadline is 9pm, Sunday 13th September 2015.

■ Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

■ No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

■ No complaining about votes.

■ A no show attracts a ban.

■ No unnecessary comments

■ No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

■ Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.

■ If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.

■ No argument with established vets OR voters.

■ Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.

■ Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote.

Goodluck!
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 4:38pm On Sep 13, 2015
Heyyo bro llaykorn I'll be honored if u open the floor cool
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 5:45pm On Sep 13, 2015
lipsrsealed
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by llaykorn: 6:07pm On Sep 13, 2015
Mallam Muhammadu Gangaster, wadup? Say, Where yu from, really? Gombe? Sokoto? Kano? Bauchi? Kaduna? Khano? Borno.... lipsrsealed

First of all.......I'm ready to shoot this Mallam's leg with the Glock/
and I'm ready to wipe out his ancestors
In the coup he plot
/
Call me Kaduna when we done/
cos just like the young General....I'll be famous for destroying the North...

I should burn the gay 'way I burn my foes/
but, I'll temper justice with mercy....death by blows/
but I'm sure having all 32 of the 'gworo' teeth..... if the MOLAR ever gets to duck my blows

Amma proud African, big and black/ and Black man philosophy's the thing I like/
But this boy be claiming Asian philosophy's clean and nice/but I swear he'll curse Chinese philosophy......when my bars bend his bones like symbols of the ying and yang....

This guy get muscle, but still get brezz and big azz/
I say he's a transgender, this one ain't a real guy/
You are not our level, bÏtch guy to real guy/ and I'll make sure I destroy the mask you call a face..... If you try to diss guys / (Disguise)

MuhdG:
I wasn't really chased, but sth like that
We were playing backyard soccer. And the ball went under a tank. I rushed to pick it up without knowing that a dog was under the tank. As i stretched my hand under the tank, the dog barked...it scared the hell out of me and i hit my fore head on the tank support. Unfortunately for me, it was iron and my forehead ended up bleeding seriously.

Ohh. It was on my eye brow... I remember,, i still have the mark

Now, I know why you decided to brawl me and look death in the face/ cos you have a bite mark on your face, you feel like Al Capone in the game/ this boy's William in this battle.......he's just fulfilling the Scarface fantasy stuck in his brain

After I leave him broken and bruised, this boy sure gonn regret/ like murderers who meet God 'fore a chance 2 repent/ but if this cirrus (Cyrus) try to say too much about me to the press/ Congratu-fÜcking-lations, I'm going all Nicki Minaj on him just to leave him depressed...

Hahaha, you done dey beg me, you said? You wan give me beejay?/ I said this gay's obsessed with Laykorn...he wÃnks at the sound of his name/ he's suffering from OCD*, he should be in a sick bay/ it so bad he still wouldn't kill the Stan in him... if he put his bae in boot and did 90 on the freeway

OCD = obsessive compulsive disorder

Make Bis and Coog write his bars, he still go roast/
I'm far from those.....ghosts to GOAT/it's funny how this boy ended his career as GK for Kano Pillars......when my bars left him running from post to post

Inset: symobol of the ying and yang

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Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 7:20pm On Sep 13, 2015
Sorry I got caught up

Here

Catch this

Tip: The guy is a poet
Lay corn - llaykorn
In sects - insects

##to llaykorn


If you didn't drop this spit, you would have had a great chance to win our brawl. I just deleted all the 6 bars I had written for you; I'm starting all over again. You might just have taken a clean win with bars of this quality.
Thank God you did this to yourself


You under rated me??. . . Dumb!/
I'll be shooting you. . . like cum/
Keep starting over you can't win this, son/
Coz with u? ama be dusting the floor/
I'll 'lay corn' here, crush him and make flour./

This is your expiration date, this is ur demise/
Dislodge u.. leave u ''in sects'' i dust ur geez aside/
Going ''rambo'' on you, while ur niggaz step aside/
I spray, killing em within minutes, like an ''insecticide'/

I bare no sentiments, i do shit coz am able/
You've got zero relevance, even in a fable/
I am dope, i've got all the elements, like am a periodic table!!!/

Mind overflow, i got a mental constipation./
Even when am wack, am still over your head/
Poets talk crap, like 'the sun rise brings em consolation'/
While i can just get ur b***h to s**k ma d**k n get me overwhelmed/

Okay, ur stylez good, ur rhythm is smooth/
. . . Don't get cocky dude, that was a ruse/
Infact you and your niggaz smell, gave y'all some perfume/
And When you go wow, thinking i act cool/
I take u n ur suckers down, like a sniper in the woods!!/

I aint a harsh fellow I'm soft, like marshmallows/
Infact i'll like to tell your gurl hello/
she might take me home and you'll be left back. . . Marcelo/
I am 'so sweet' that when she licked me, she went 'my belle o'/

'Attitude adjustment', i m going 'cena' on you/
Ama 'star', you aint drugs, you aint even 'alcoholic'/
Head lights can't outshine me in this debut/
I 'shine father' than you, you 'can't see me'... you so 'myopic'/

And my bars got him confused, looking for direction/
Put u in detention like u need correction/
Fu.cked up ur rhymes with ma hard erection/
You scalar. . . You got no directions/
Now watch how everyone be voting for ma lines, like its an election/



#Piss

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Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by peeparty(m): 7:22pm On Sep 13, 2015
came right on time....
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by llaykorn: 7:27pm On Sep 13, 2015
MuhdG:
Sorry I got caught up

Here

Catch this

Tip: The guy is a poet
Lay corn - llaykorn
In sects - insects

##to llaykorn





You under rated me??. . . Dumb!/
I'll be shooting you. . . like cum/
Keep starting over you can't win this, son/
Coz with u? ama be dusting the floor/
I'll 'lay corn' here, crush him and make flour./

This is your expiration date, this is ur demise/
Dislodge u.. leave u ''in sects'' i dust ur geez aside/
Going ''rambo'' on you, while ur niggaz step aside/
I spray, killing em within minutes, like an ''insecticide'/

I bare no sentiments, i do shit coz am able/
You've got zero relevance, even in a fable/
I am dope, i've got all the elements, like am a periodic table!!!/

Mind overflow, i got a mental constipation./
Even when am wack, am still over your head/
Poets talk crap, like 'the sun rise brings em consolation'/
While i can just get ur b***h to s**k ma d**k n get me overwhelmed/

Okay, ur stylez good, ur rhythm is smooth/
. . . Don't get cocky dude, that was a ruse/
Infact you and your niggaz smell, gave y'all some perfume/
And When you go wow, thinking i act cool/
I take u n ur suckers down, like a sniper in the woods!!/

I aint a harsh fellow I'm soft, like marshmallows/
Infact i'll like to tell your gurl hello/
she might take me home and you'll be left back. . . Marcelo/
I am 'so sweet' that when she licked me, she went 'my belle o'/

'Attitude adjustment', i m going 'cena' on you/
Ama 'star', you aint drugs, you aint even 'alcoholic'/
Head lights can't outshine me in this debut/
I 'shine father' than you, you 'can't see me'... you so 'myopic'/

And my bars got him confused, looking for direction/
Put u in detention like u need correction/
Fu.cked up ur rhymes with ma hard erection/
You scalar. . . You got no directions/
Now watch how everyone be voting for ma lines, like its an election/



#Piss
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 7:30pm On Sep 13, 2015
cool
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 8:11pm On Sep 13, 2015
Votes needed here ninjas


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Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 8:40pm On Sep 13, 2015
Opener: Laykorn

Rhymes: Laykorn [Muhdg got a lot of work to do in this department]

Wordplays/Puns: - Laykorn [The 32 teeth/Ab∅ki-Molar scheme was awesome ]

Flow: tie

Similes/Metaphors: tie

Punchlines: Laykorn [though both of you had light punches in like 7 of your quatrains, but Laykorn landed his jabs better]

Personals tie

Closer: Laykorn

MVGT - Laykorn
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by mikuz(m): 9:04pm On Sep 13, 2015
Criteria

Opener - 1 point : Muhdg

Rhymes - 2 points : Muhdg

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points : Tie

Punchlines - 3 points : Muhdg

Flow - 1 point : Tie

Wordplays - 2 points : Muhdg

Closer- 1 point : Tie
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by mikuz(m): 9:05pm On Sep 13, 2015
MVGT : Muhdg
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by 007Bruce: 9:12pm On Sep 13, 2015
MVGT: Muhdg (for a better verse)
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by gottoboy(m): 10:01pm On Sep 13, 2015
Mvgt: Laykorn
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by sosiqdude(m): 11:47pm On Sep 13, 2015
My vote goes to------------- muhdg
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Supermiy: 12:40am On Sep 14, 2015
Mvgt-laykorn
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 1:08am On Sep 14, 2015
Hmmm....It's just a friendly battle for me and Llaykorn edged Muhdg with a small margin.


Personals : Both came close with it ...but in my minds eye I will give it to Muhdg ( the poet crap is evident to the audience about Llaykorn )

Rhymes: Llaykorn fell off in some parts and Muhdg wasn't consistent for me. Llaykorn got this for me

Punchlines : This is the integral part of battle ....A bar can win you a battle but the punches didn't hit the speakers enough . There was no WOW! moment in this category...Llyakorn sailed through for me .

Similies & Metaphors : You were twins in this

Wordplays: Llaykorn

Closer: Llaykorn

Opener : Muhdg

Flows : Both came united on this


MVGT : Llaykorn
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 1:57am On Sep 14, 2015
ONE DAY, THIS NIGGAS WILL GET A LIFE undecided
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Iceskidd(m): 8:12am On Sep 14, 2015
MVGT- Muhdg
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by obainojazz(m): 9:07am On Sep 14, 2015
Mvgt- laykorn....
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 9:13am On Sep 14, 2015
Okay I think the votes are enough.

Congrats llaykorn

Ohhh and watch your back, coz i'll be back. . . He He He

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Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 9:28am On Sep 14, 2015
Battle Closed..

Winner - Laykorn
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Oahray: 10:09am On Sep 14, 2015
Llaykorn for your mind o. Teach me the basics of this una rap battle, lemme flog you in 7 days time.
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by kr0ne(m): 1:49pm On Sep 14, 2015
Just seeing this. Nice battle, lads. Na wa, Llaykorn is the next big thing o. grin
MuhdG, are you sure you're a newbie on this section? Your bars don't look like a fresher's handiwork because your build-ups are dope. Anyways, there's still room for improvemen. @your opener, flour doesn't rhyme at all with the rest. I don't know if it was deliberate or a mistake. Words like hour, sour, tour would go with that.
Kudos!

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Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by Nobody: 2:15pm On Sep 14, 2015
kr0ne:
Just seeing this. Nice battle, lads. Na wa, Llaykorn is the next big thing o. grin
MuhdG, are you sure you're a newbie on this section? Your bars don't look like a fresher's handiwork because your build-ups are dope. Anyways, there's still room for improvemen. @your opener, flour doesn't rhyme at all with the rest. I don't know if it was deliberate or a mistake. Words like hour, sour, tour would go with that.
Kudos!
Thanks man. I know i hv to work more on my rhymes.

I'm a regular visitor but this is my first battle cool
Re: Laykorn Vs Muhdg by JigsawKillah(m): 8:40am On Sep 15, 2015
Nice brawl fammos

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