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Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by happykidArotiba(m): 10:38am On Sep 14, 2015
They are as Follows, take a little time and remember them if you have them before and imagine them if you av not u can bet it's makes life worth living. *winks*
1) That feeling when you just finished washing all your clothes and they are sparkling clean after weeks of storing them. Lol.
2) That feeling when you are pressed either Urine or Excreta, and you find a comfortable toilet to ease it out. Ouch* So comforting even patoranking can testify.
3) That feeling when your parents gonna be out for a number of days and u will av everything to urself!..... Our siblings will know dis.
4) That feeling when you av been under the hot sun for hours and you enter a well conditioned office,room or car, u will bless the owner if it's not urs.
5)..That feeling When your First kid Calls you Daddy. U will feel fulfilled*
6) That feeling When you are so thirsty like the famous supernatural being in Japan dat could suck 55,000litres of water wen thirsty, and u find a chilled drink. wat a feeling. Students will know ds*
7) That feeling Your crush Replies Ur Text msg ASAP. Lol.
cool That feeling when the pastor says *Thank the lord and be going home.Lol.
9) That feeling when you bounce on your big and soft bed after a stressful day out.
10) That feeling when the class rep says *The lecture of 4hrs has been cancelled. Chai. Happiness of Life.
11) That feeling When A sweet and palatable Food is On the Way After a long period of Fast.
12) That feeling When U Finish Exams. Lol. hu doesn't like dis ?
13) That feeling When there is A Lotta money on resumption.
14) That feeling When your spouse Secures a Honorable job. After years of Hardship...
15) That feeling When You Win A Free Visa to Fly out of Nigeria......Dis is My Prayer. Lol.
16) That feeling when you meet An old time Loved friend.
17) That feeling When you want to sleep and a fresh and cool rain starts with a Loving mood breeze. Ur pillow will suffer dis. Lol.
18). That feeling U get When U defeat an enemy,problem, or Nemesis. Feel Victorious
19) That feeling u get when U become born again.
20). That feeling u get when u make front page without writing Lalasticlala.and is hi love. Lmao.

Feel free to add Yours..... There r so Many sweet feelings we get that makes life worth living. ..
#SaynotoSuicide....

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Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by bigtt76(f): 10:44am On Sep 14, 2015
Lol grin
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Kingsasian(m): 10:49am On Sep 14, 2015
2, 7, 8 ,18....lol
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by yanabasee(m): 10:50am On Sep 14, 2015
Buahahahahahahaha.... When konji worry you... Even one thousand other feelings will pave way for konji! grin
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Nobody: 10:50am On Sep 14, 2015
LOL! please tell them! "grin" Sex doesn't even make You happy this days..... 1 and 3 tho.....it gives me happiness thatt Knows no bound...washing clothes after YEARS of storing them...The greatest feeling in the world! smiley cheesy
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by IamLEGEND1: 10:57am On Sep 14, 2015
finally getting the chance to put ur hands down ur pants to cup ur balls with ur palm while u doze off

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Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Nobody: 11:00am On Sep 14, 2015
Taking us back to sex.

That feeling you get the first time you slip your c.ock into the gash of a female you've chased like forever lipsrsealed

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Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by kpaofame: 11:08am On Sep 14, 2015
The Feeling when Mou bounce back to winning ways and thrash Ass'enal (Dreaming mood) grin


** The feeling when your club whitewash a rival team


** The feeling when Alabi pays...Ur Ticket just enter with an 88 minute goal grin grin

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Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by CUM4WHAT(m): 11:09am On Sep 14, 2015
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Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by happykidArotiba(m): 11:11am On Sep 14, 2015
kpaofame:
The Feeling when Mou bounce back to winning ways and thrash Ass'enal (Dreaming mood) grin


** The feeling when your club whitewash a rival team


** The feeling when Alabi pays...Ur Ticket just enter with an 88 minute goal grin grin
Lmao. Yhyhyhyhyh. This is another great feeling. 88 minute goal to win 100k. choi

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Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Kingsley1000(m): 11:11am On Sep 14, 2015
the moment when u passed all ur exams with 4pt no reference
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Kingsley1000(m): 11:13am On Sep 14, 2015
9jacrip:
Taking us back to sex.

That feeling you get the first time you slip your c.ock into the gash of a female you've chased like forever lipsrsealed
hmm....knee down make i deliver you
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Captainswag225(m): 11:17am On Sep 14, 2015
that feeling when your gal tells u she is pregnant.
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Captainswag225(m): 11:20am On Sep 14, 2015
kpaofame:
The Feeling when Mou bounce back to winning ways and thrash Ass'enal (Dreaming mood) grin


** The feeling when your club whitewash a rival team


** The feeling when Alabi pays...Ur Ticket just enter with an 88 minute goal grin grin
the awesome feeling arsenal, mancity, liverpool and mancity fans will get at the end of the season when chelsea are relegated and mourihno's name changed from the special one to the fallen one.
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by kpaofame: 11:31am On Sep 14, 2015
Captainswag225:
the awesome feeling arsenal, mancity, liverpool and mancity fans will get at the end of the season when chelsea are relegated and mourihno's name changed from the special one to the fallen one.

Iffa hear am... MFM mood....

Every Enemy planning .........wat are u waiting for ..........
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by kpaofame: 11:35am On Sep 14, 2015
Captainswag225:
that feeling when your gal tells u she is pregnant.

Be clear please!!! cuz there are two things involved

Do u mean Wife

cuz difference dey between gal n wife ooo

if na wife ehen that feeling is grin


but if na Gal....na Killjoy
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Captainswag225(m): 11:51am On Sep 14, 2015
kpaofame:

Be clear please!!! cuz there are two things involved
Do u mean Wife
cuz difference dey between gal n wife ooo
if na wife ehen that feeling is grin

but if na Gal....na Killjoy

hahahahahahaha
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by TTOPSON(m): 11:57am On Sep 14, 2015
cheesy@op, Lolzzzz......you really make sense a lot
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Nobody: 4:10pm On Sep 14, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
finally getting the chance to put ur hands down ur pants to cup ur balls with ur palm while u doze off
hahahahahahaha you are crazy....
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Nobody: 4:13pm On Sep 14, 2015
IamLEGEND1:
finally getting the chance to put ur hands down ur pants to cup ur balls with ur palm while u doze off
hahahahahahaha you are crazy....
that moment when you complete a contract and receive alert of your balance or that moment that you're high as fk and put on a cartoon and everything is so hilarious and awesome while you eat junk food in your living room.
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by IamLEGEND1: 4:24pm On Sep 14, 2015
icedbeatz:
hahahahahahaha you are crazy....
that moment when you complete a contract and receive alert of your balance or that moment that you're high as fk and put on a cartoon and everything is so hilarious and awesome while you eat junk food in your living room.

I agree with ur 1st point.....

acquiring currency is the real ish.....

nothing beats that feeling...
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by anigbajumo(m): 6:10pm On Sep 14, 2015
Sex,makes me happy?


Av shun sex many timez for some real tinz of life.
Re: Forget Sex, 20 Other Feelings That Makes You Happy by Nobody: 8:09pm On Sep 14, 2015
Sex's stress , an exercise really

Maybe its the tension that seems to get lifted's all you guys mistake for happiness?

But really that's not happiness

Anybody ever longed after something and wanted something so bad u worked so hard beht couldn't gerit afterall ? Then just suddenly when u already given up pops up and present itself in absolute surrender ? Yh, that's when you feel happiness for real.

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