I'm a fair guy in my final year in Uniport.
I have this thing about me that i really dont understand.
I work out often and have a great body to match with a very handsome face.I usually dont wear fitting shirts all the time but girls cant stay close to me for 2days without tripping and eventually wanting sex.
I try my best not to go after girls since i want a very nice grade in school,but these ladies wont let me be! They come after me even when i tell them to their face that i cant date them!
I tried been rude to most of them and it was like a turn on for them!
Its seriously annoying.
Does anyone have any idea how i can get out of this trouble?
Or do you have your own story to tell?

You're handsome abi?

Let NL be the judge of that.

***Bring out the pics**


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I can help you find a way out but first, I need photo evidence.

Ok ladies its not so much trouble!
I'll get you the pictures soon, when i use a cybercafe, cos i use my phone

Oh! I can imagine how ugly u ar. But gettin em bitches off u shouldn't be a problem. Follow diz steps and see de wonders dat'll come wit it.
1. Go wear una tribal mark.
2. Stop dey bath.
3. Stop brushin ur teeth
4. Stop going 2school. I tell you, they'll neva see u again if u try dis fourth one.
Good luck!

4 dis our uniport, na wa o, which dept are u. Anyway na book 1st, ladies last.

I see! hmm, !

Lets see what you goT? Why the KokoLets dont want you to bE!

Another attention seeker,post ur pic lets see if u are not another disappoinment like miss TOO

. . .CUTE. ~ The ugly obese bitch that makes mad men have 'erections'.~

marketing strategy.

Girls wan see fine boy de go date.Una no fit find boyfriend?
The guy de talk truth una de there de mumu

sean's motion is seconded
out with the pics homs!!!

Surface - i have enough girls to go around for 1 full month without having to see one twice.I only asked for advice to help ward off some of your kind.
Spikedcylinder - wat i mean by stayin close to me is this - i dont relate wit every1 in my dept,so wen there's a need for me to talk to one of em 'stranger' girls,they take it for something else (believe me) and they end up tryin to make a rltnship out of it and start sendin silly texts.
Hollysmile - thanks for your advice but if thats wat you do,its a pity and you need a doctor.I am crazy about cleanliness of which good oral hygiene and regular bathing are of uttermost priority and i cant drop out of school cos its wat i like and tribal marks are not common in my locality.
Chyk91 - seems like you are pretty close for u to say 'our up',well u can come see for yourself.
Thanks everyone for all the contribution but i'm only asking for advice (reasonable advice).
A nice day to you all

me too I'm handsome o

Yea, i go attend uniport, med 200lvl. Wat of u.

Hulk b,say true u no be fine boy,maybe ur mirror at home is deceiving u.Seeing is believing,post ur pix.

Truely this is a big problems on handsome guys cos am so fly.Many girls wont let me be so i always try keepin to myself yet its just like am not. I just pray i wont get raped one day by these girls.
But as a guy its better we have one of them so we wont get tempted to flet.
So who will she be?

Chyk91 u are pretty new in da school. I'm in A.E.B in my final year.
To other posters i only asked for advice

Maray,everyone doesnt tell lies like you do.You even lied about your location.
You really should think of better ways of using your brain than just fooling around in the name of been funny

@Hunk , try and post your pics and put all of dem to shame! what do you ffink

Hunk A:

Maray,everyone doesnt tell lies like you do.You even lied about your location.
You really should think of better ways of using your brain than just fooling around in the name of been funny

What the heck is wrong with you guys eh? What’s the big deal about being hot and most wanted? Every pretty girl passes through the same thing, even worse (because you guys can really be desperate to hang out with a hot girl). But you know what we do? We deal with it!! We don’t whine and act like the whole world is coming to an end when it’s obvious the attraction they feel for you is just superficial.

Why don’t you take a deep breath, relax and enjoy the attention . . . .  while it lasts. Because boy after your school setting, it won’t be about your looks anymore, it’ll be about how much you have in your account.  

@poster
pele! i was once a victim too,wat i did was to date one ugly girl and the rest of the girls went on hunger strike to protest,
some eventually die of hunger,while some are still suffering from chronic anger and envy,thus get themselves a guy to quench their frustrations.
try this method,it works magic,but first u have to surrender urself to seun for further assessment.i do not believe in pix one bit.seeing is believing ok.

me toooo, AM a victim of this thing called too good looking, lol

abeg!!!, bring out the photo evidence! ! !

@poster
U r a disgrace to UNIPORT
Which department r U?
Infact, if were still in UP, I'll personally fish U out.
Guy, babes 4 UP can b daring but I think U r seeking attention.

Uniport boyz don show for nairaland as fine handsome dudes.
Ebi like say other university boyz no reach them O.
Uniport boyz i dey give una tumb up.
Ride on fine boyz

@ poster,po mind u i have nothing to gain in lying about my location,i have friends here wit my mobile number,mumu,ugly boy.

NegroKing:

Uniport boyz don show for narialand as fine handsome dudes.
Ebi like say other university boyz no reach them O.
Uniport boyz i dey give una tumb up.
Ride on fine boyz

abeg, shurrup! we want evidence!

Ujujoan - its not the same as been a hot girl because its normal for guys to go after girl which is ideal but girls goin after guys wen d guy is goin after someone else is absurd and really calls for attention.
Saintneo - critics are there just to let you know you are doin the right thing, but in your case, i'm wondering is this thing reali in up cos up students have good manners and as such the name unique uniport.You are only showing me that your mum didnt do alot of work on you in terms of manners and i strongly know that you should drop out of school and try gainin admission into a 'manners refining school'.
I heard the more mannerless you are the better your chances so show yourself while you can.
Cheers!

u better wake up and stop parading urself as a fine boy,when ur mate are busy making cool money,fine boy my foot,anyway empty barrel make d loudest noise.