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Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by dani1luv: 1:43pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
ask lola |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 1:45pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
lola wey her talks na 99.5% lies |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by PeeJee(m): 1:47pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
how u know? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
na sabinus nah |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 1:51pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
pele sabrina |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 1:56pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
romade dear, I thought lola said you were washing plates and pots in her kitchen? Anywayz, How market? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by PeeJee(m): 2:01pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
well my baby lola stop him from washin d plate and ask kele to continue d washin , then she send him to Ogba market to but ugwu, cray fish and other food stuff. |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 2:56pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
Peejee, you wan take over the plate washing function? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 5:00pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
infact he just dey wash like snail,eneva wash half of d plates sef |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:01pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
nah soda he dey use wash? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 8:33pm On Apr 23, 2009 |
all of u don get Kitchen porter experience keep it up |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 8:15am On Apr 24, 2009 |
Shola, It's never too later for you You can apply for cleaning services at lola's kitchen |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 8:21am On Apr 24, 2009 |
dont tell me u favor dat her under d coconut tree buka |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 9:06am On Apr 24, 2009 |
romade, How you take sabi the location of the buka? you don do waitress for there before? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 9:12am On Apr 24, 2009 |
i sold her d spot out of sympathy |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 9:43am On Apr 24, 2009 |
liar |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 10:18am On Apr 24, 2009 |
talk ya version |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 10:31am On Apr 24, 2009 |
romade, why you sell the buka in the first place?market no come? lola,nah true say she sell the thing to you outta pity? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
Lawyers in the house what sayeth thou? One of the renowned lawyers in Abuja had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her panty from the lawyer ' s car. Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came out with open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, 'Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken. Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug.' The lady dashed to the car. What met her eyes? A woman ' s panty!!!!!! 'Caught this idiot today' she thought. 'You thought you could escape this time round!' She muttered. With all her strength she tore the panty into pieces and rushed back to the husband ready to tear him down. During all this time ' the man had realized his folly and was ready. He was smart enough. 'Now why do you ruin my life?' the lady asked. 'You! Do you realize what you have just done!?' the husband stammered outrageously 'That ' s the case worth ten million Naira I told you about yesterday and the panty was the rape evidence. What am I going to present before court tomorrow? Why do you rush into action without consulting me first? You must produce that item!' Unbelievably the wife was so sorry. She even went to look for the torn pieces and brought back to her husband with a promise never to repeat the mistake. She wouldn't' t imagine her husband losing 10 million Naira Really who should have apologized? |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 2:30pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
lol.smart lawyer |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by dani1luv: 2:42pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
lol. . . smark lawyer |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by benedictac(f): 2:43pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
men! men!! men!!! they think they are wise |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by dani1luv: 2:53pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
you dey talk as-if you read am |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 3:47pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
lmao , . . , , .wetin giv u d impresn sey she no read am |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 3:49pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
cus everybody knows that she no sabi read |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by benedictac(f): 3:51pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
u fifo no go kill person shola how can u teacher not know how to read u don fail my exam be dat you must repeat my class |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 3:52pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
okay sorry ma let this be the last opportunity |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 5:12pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
dani you bad oo, how you got talk say a whole benedictac no sabi read |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 5:18pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
cus na d same reading prob dem get |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 5:18pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
and na d same doctor dem dey use |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 5:27pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
You mean they both use Doctor Abalaka |
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2009 |
na him u too dey use he never cure ur HIV fifnish? |
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