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Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by dani1luv: 1:43pm On Apr 23, 2009
ask lola
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 1:45pm On Apr 23, 2009
lola wey her talks na 99.5% lies
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by PeeJee(m): 1:47pm On Apr 23, 2009
how u know?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 1:49pm On Apr 23, 2009
na sabinus nah
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 1:51pm On Apr 23, 2009
pele sabrina
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 1:56pm On Apr 23, 2009
romade dear,
I thought lola said you were washing plates and pots in her kitchen?
Anywayz, How market?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by PeeJee(m): 2:01pm On Apr 23, 2009
well my baby lola stop him from washin d plate and ask
kele to continue d washin , then she send him to
Ogba market to but ugwu, cray fish and other food stuff. cool
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 2:56pm On Apr 23, 2009
Peejee, you wan take over the plate washing function?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 5:00pm On Apr 23, 2009
infact he just dey wash like snail,eneva wash half of d plates sef
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 6:01pm On Apr 23, 2009
nah soda he dey use wash?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 8:33pm On Apr 23, 2009
all of u don get Kitchen porter experience
keep it up
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 8:15am On Apr 24, 2009
Shola, It's never too later for you
You can apply for cleaning services at lola's kitchen
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 8:21am On Apr 24, 2009
dont tell me u favor dat her under d coconut tree buka
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 9:06am On Apr 24, 2009
romade,
How you take sabi the location of the buka? you don do waitress for there before? wink grin
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 9:12am On Apr 24, 2009
i sold her d spot out of sympathy
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 9:43am On Apr 24, 2009
liar
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 10:18am On Apr 24, 2009
talk ya version
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 10:31am On Apr 24, 2009
romade,
why you sell the buka in the first place?market no come?
lola,nah true say she sell the thing to you outta pity?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 2:24pm On Apr 24, 2009
Lawyers in the house what sayeth thou?


One of the renowned lawyers in Abuja had made love to a city prostitute who unfortunately forgot to take her

panty from the lawyer ' s car.
Afterwards he drove home and as usual the wife came out with open arms, hugged him warmly and led him to the house. The man then remembered, 'Honey please rush to the car and get some chicken. Sorry I forgot to bring it with me after the hug.' The lady dashed to the car. What met her eyes? A woman ' s panty!!!!!!
'Caught this idiot today' she thought. 'You thought you could escape this time round!' She muttered. With all her strength she tore the panty into pieces and rushed back to the husband ready to tear him down.
During all this time ' the man had realized his folly and was ready. He was smart enough. 'Now why do you ruin my life?' the lady asked. 'You! Do you realize what you have just done!?' the husband stammered outrageously 'That ' s the case worth ten million Naira I told you about yesterday and the panty was the rape evidence. What am I going to present before court tomorrow? Why do you rush into action without consulting me first? You must produce that item!'
Unbelievably the wife was so sorry. She even went to look for the torn pieces and brought back to her husband with a promise never to repeat the mistake. She wouldn't' t imagine her husband losing 10 million Naira

Really who should have apologized?
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 2:30pm On Apr 24, 2009
lol.smart lawyer
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by dani1luv: 2:42pm On Apr 24, 2009
lol. . . smark lawyer
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by benedictac(f): 2:43pm On Apr 24, 2009
men! men!! men!!!

they think they are wise
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by dani1luv: 2:53pm On Apr 24, 2009
you dey talk as-if you read am
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by Lolabbey: 3:47pm On Apr 24, 2009
lmao , . . , , .wetin giv u d impresn sey she no read am
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 3:49pm On Apr 24, 2009
cus everybody knows that she no sabi read
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by benedictac(f): 3:51pm On Apr 24, 2009
u fifo no go kill person

shola how can u teacher not know how to read

u don fail my exam be dat

you must repeat my class
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 3:52pm On Apr 24, 2009
okay sorry ma
let this be the last opportunity
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 5:12pm On Apr 24, 2009
dani you bad oo, how you got talk say a whole benedictac no sabi read
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by romsky: 5:18pm On Apr 24, 2009
cus na d same reading prob dem get
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 5:18pm On Apr 24, 2009
and na d same doctor dem dey use
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by IFELEKE(m): 5:27pm On Apr 24, 2009
You mean they both use Doctor Abalaka
Re: Letter To Nepa & Sundry Jokes. . . by sholabanke(m): 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2009
na him u too dey use
he never cure ur HIV fifnish?

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