nahh
The man nah romade's cousin.
He don cure yours finish?

u know
inever get that desease before

shola u sure?
abi wetin u dey go for for abalaka's place?

@Topic

english pls

u can even use the head as a mirror

na real wah

i wish u d same

paddy e ,wetin happen

Romade,
Bald Ke?
Wetin you go call your own after you remove that fake wig?

_{Abeg election don carry all my stamina go joo}

e no jasi

Which court u dey talk about?Tennis Court?
Abegi! Nah those fake weave ons I dey talk about joo

case D1F2
Romade vs State government

COMICAL FACTS

1. The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.

2. True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!

3. Do u know y in a couple's photo man is on the right side & woman on the left?
Because as per balance sheet, liabilities are on left side and assets on right!

4. Girl announced her engagement to her father. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly what he asked me about you!

5. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking

7. A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished high school.

8. Boy: I'm not rich like Dangote, I don't even have a big car like Dangote, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Dangote.

9. Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?, It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking

Niiice. So it's better to drink and drive.

D1KeleVra:

Niiice. So it's better to drink and drive.

Yes now, especially if you are drinking banned paraga.

Yeah,
experience of seeing you drive under the influence of banned paraga.

ur eyesare too bad to drive

ohhhh,u'r such a wonderful being . , , . . ._{o boy na deceive i dey decv u oooo}

the money i loaned u